I can force people to speak with a Scottish accent...
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
I know the dimension door spell and can cast it three times per day...
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
No one person can ever know them, because everyone knows them.
I can paralyze any person I want to for any duration of time...
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
...to hack your computers and get off scot-free.
I can force people to speak with a Scottish accent...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
...but only if they are from Scotland.
I know the dimension door spell and can cast it three times per day...
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
...But you go somewhere random.
I can manipulate all matter...
Head leader of the 42nd cult. Lower sorcerer in the cult of bacon. Member of the LeviRocks cult.
Super Yahtzee records: 12, another 12, 31 and another 31. Yahtzee of 4’s: 24
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...but that doesn't matter, because the matter can't hear you trying to manipulate it.
I can remember every word I've ever spoken, heard or read...
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
However you don't know the meaning behind the words.
I can throw any battery in any device and it always works. It doesn't matter what kind of battery I use. It always works, every time.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
But only if you dance around the device naked atop a hill, at the full moon, after rubbing sheep guts all over your body.
I can make whoever I want do the aforesaid ritual at anytime.
Chilling kinda vibe.
However, they make you do it with them.
I can radiate pure awesomeness...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
As any you had all leaves your body at once.
I can change anyone's alignment to Chaotic Evil at will.
Chilling kinda vibe.
...but after 1 minute they become annoyingly lawful good.
I can read a book for 10 minutes and know everything in it...
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
But only for 0.01 seconds after finishing.
I can transfer any piece of knowledge into others heads at will (without losing the knowledge myself).
Chilling kinda vibe.
...but you don't decide what they know. Your most dark secrets are within them. Oh yeah, and they can't forget what you transfer.
I can have a regular D&D character that doesn't die within the first 2 seconds of the game...
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
But it automatically dies on the 3rd.
I have various dark secrets but no-one can ever know them.
Chilling kinda vibe.
No one person can ever know them, because everyone knows them.
I can paralyze any person I want to for any duration of time...
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
...that is less than 0.000000000001 milliseconds.
I can thunk of cool superpowers...
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
...but you get paralyzed as well.
I can have all powers on this thread...
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
...the messed up versions.
I can think of cool superpowers...
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
...but as soon as you go to type them you instantly forget them.
I can make places rain pie...
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
...now everyone knows how to calculate the area of a circle!
I can make every power the exact opposite of what they meant...
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
(seriously either the 3.14 or the pie thing would be nice-)
...but people do the same thing to you.
I can't have a power...
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
... Okay
I can create flawless text art...
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