However, your ears are ringing so loud you can't hear them.
I can force people's TVs and streaming services to only show the Star Wars Holiday Special on repeat, and never be turned off...
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
I have arms that can reach twice as long as regular arms...
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Unfortunately, you can only move by attempting front flips, which cause grievous injuries in everyone and everything.
I can siphon millions of dollars from the Vatican and not get caught. Alternatively, if someone does catch me, I never get punished for it.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
You don't get punished for it, because you die attempting to flee with the money.
I can write the most evocative and emotional poems the world has ever seen.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
But there is no use for a holy crusade right now.
I can summon a house cat.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Cats are the most likely friend from Heretic people.
I shout at the 4 winds: DEUS VULT !!!
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
All 4 of them come in and beat the tobacco out of you.
I can control all 4 Winds to do such a task
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
But its a double edged sword as the four winds come back to beat you up too.
I can understand anyone, no matter what accent they have.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
However, your ears are ringing so loud you can't hear them.
I can force people's TVs and streaming services to only show the Star Wars Holiday Special on repeat, and never be turned off...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
You physicly have to touch the tv to maintain the cristmas special.
I can turn into a cat, and back to humman an unlimited amout of times.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
However you can only do this in places where people eat cats.
I can throw butter that explodes, at people with amazing accuracy.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
However you are unable to comprehend what butter is.
I can pass through solid objects.
But not air.
I have arms that can reach twice as long as regular arms...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
They are always long, it can be a big inconvenience.
I can do a backflip without hurting myself, or others.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Unfortunately, you can only move by attempting front flips, which cause grievous injuries in everyone and everything.
I can siphon millions of dollars from the Vatican and not get caught. Alternatively, if someone does catch me, I never get punished for it.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
You don't get punished for it, because you die attempting to flee with the money.
I can write the most evocative and emotional poems the world has ever seen.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
but when I write something the words disappear
i can read and influence minds
I am a noob DM and almost always a player. I love cats and want to be a super DM. Also I think that ostriches are cool.
p.s. teiflings make good wizards and the DMs guide is super helpful. So is the player's handbook.
but only if they agree with me.
No one can cause me harm.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
but only if you are eating donuts
i can shapeshift into what eveR i want
I am a noob DM and almost always a player. I love cats and want to be a super DM. Also I think that ostriches are cool.
p.s. teiflings make good wizards and the DMs guide is super helpful. So is the player's handbook.
As long as its the Challenge Rating is bellow 1.
I can break the fourth wall whenever I want.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
I can break any wall, in fact... along with my bones.
I can cure any disease.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
By infecting myself.
I can see in complete darkness.
...but you can't see anything when it's light.
I can play every instrument ever created
Certified gay geek
Still don’t really know how to play this game, but I love it anyway.
he/they
with your toes.
I can speak any language fluently.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)