...as long as that human is within 6 feet of you, thereby ruining the disguise.
I can summon and command an army of badgers...
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Every 50000th Tuesday at 2:59 am EST in the year 2222 AD.
I can not have COVID-19.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
but you can have ebola, malaria, and the plague. Which you have
I have an autotuned voice
but you're the only one who can hear it.
I can control every bird on Earth.
For one second, because controlling them causes their brains to explode.
I wish that America had a decent education system that wasn't just glorified daycare.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Until your damage threshold of one is broken, after which you are vulnerable to all damage.
I can go into fictional worlds...
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
And never come back!
I am a mimic...
The Boy, the Legend
I play as Yagrea the sassy monk in the Twinkling Stars Tavern!
Quott, the amnesiac Tortle Chronurgy Wizard.
Who can only hide as puke in the ground.
I am a giant crocodile…
... but you look like an overgrown lizard.
I can summon any character made
still a win
hostile to you
I can shapeshift into any human form...
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
...as long as that human is within 6 feet of you, thereby ruining the disguise.
I can summon and command an army of badgers...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
The army cannot be more than 10 badgers
I can make food taste however I want
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
because you can't taste so you imagine.
I am vulnerable to all damage but force, which I am resistant to.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
but all your enemies know it, so they only use force damage on you
I can tell the future
My pronouns are she/her
I love DnD, Harry Potter, books, Minecraft, Animal Crossing, and food, plus a whole list of others
Currently thinking of joining the Harry Potter Hogwarts Thread
In the Cult of Nerds and Dorks as a dorky nerd
Just a friendly reminder to keep comment chains short! Thanks! (oh God why do I sound like an airline stewardess!!!!??)
But only when you're about to die.
I can live forever
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
...but you're unable to move.
I can summon demons that do my bidding
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." - A. A. Milne
Every 50000th Tuesday at 2:59 am EST in the year 2222 AD.
I can not have COVID-19.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
but you can have ebola, malaria, and the plague. Which you have
I have an autotuned voice
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
When i said that i meant i was resistant to force and vulnerable to all other damage.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
but you're the only one who can hear it.
I can control every bird on Earth.
"Hero of the Heavens" (Title by Drummer)
For one second, because controlling them causes their brains to explode.
I wish that America had a decent education system that wasn't just glorified daycare.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Granted, but you post a "Corrupt a wish" reply on the "Superpower with a flaw" thread.
I can turn wood into cement.
crumbled cement... that is cursed to destroy itself if in a structure
I can fix the USA
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
By nuking it.
I have the power to play any instrument perfectly.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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But you can only play “The song that never ends”
I can speak with animals.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep