Super Power... With a Flaw

but everyone is already gay

i wish to be the ultimate god of all realities real or fake with no drawbacks

But it’s only a wish

i am completely normal

But everyone else is cool, making you depressed.

I am awesome

only when you're alone.

I have night vision.

Only during the day 

I never need to sleep and still function fine 

but nobody likes you because they think you are a demon

i am able to turn into any dnd monster and back at will and with no pain

...but the imidite future is only 1 second ahead

i can make actually funny memes that always get good karma and give me internet points on r/dankmemes...

but you have to live in a cabin with no internet service.

I can choose to smell like whatever I want.

But it only works a 3:00 am for 5 seconds.

I can always keep a cup of coffee hot.

But too hot to drink 

I can stick to any surface if I choose to 

But unsticking is an incredibly tedious process.

I can power any device by touching it.

...But the electricity required to do so is still painful, dangerous, and in some cases, deadly.

I can manipulate the placements & dimensions of walls, floors, ceilings, furniture, etc inside of any building I am in.

But you can't control it so often buildings collapse.

I can fill empty glasses with any beverage of my choosing

but you do so by transmuting your blood into said liquid. So there is a limit to how many glasses can be filled before you start suffering from blood loss

I can perfectly throw my voice so it appears to originate from any point of my choosing

But until you go to said place your voice only originates from there. 

I can teleport to different hospitable planets and automatically blend in with any intelligent life forms there

but all life forms on those planets can read your thoughts and tell that you are not one of them

i can create any board game and it will be an instant hit

But each one will take weeks, months, or years of effort and you will never be satisfied with your own work.

I have the power to temporarily stop time for everything, exceptions being myself and any objects no larger than 10^3 feet with which I am touching.

But if you touch anything larger than 10^3 feet (including the floor) while time is stopped it starts again.

I can see in third person to see people behind me

But if people are behind your third person, you can't see them.

I am Perfect.