Super Power... With a Flaw

(fine exception for me)

When you manipulate space and time the Space-time continuum explodes

I can conjure up any knowledge I want at will

but they appear in books written in a language that no one knows.

I can mimic anyone's voice.

But you no longer have your own voice and your mimicked voices are  just close enough to the real thing for everyone to know what you are mimicking, but it's still really bad and everybody just thinks that you are weird.

Everybody believes everything I say, and will do anything that I tell the to exactly how want them to do it

but you're blind, deaf and dumb

i have the power of illusions 

but only you can see them.

I can freely manipulate the mass of any wooden object.

that can talk, so seeing as theres no wood that can talk i feel sorry for your useless superpower. 

I have the superpower of not having a flaw with superpowers. 

also Smart_TJ; give me your dice so i can give it to my adventures in my campaign ;).

But there isn't any way to get other superpowers...

I am a real life lv. 20 DnD Bard

with a charisma of 2, which causes an inability to speak.

I can slow down my perception of time, effectively giving myself incredible reaction speed.

But afterwards my perception of time is faster than normal, thus slowing my reaction time.

I can create any object and have it explode...

... but only inside of yourself and it explodes immediately

I can make people hear annoying beeping noises (AHEM, *Zelda-low-heart-noise, AHEM).

...but you only have one heart, so you always hear the noise.

I can freely control the temperature of any food I put in my mouth.

But the lowest temperature it can be at is over 365 degrees Fahrenheit  (or 100 Celsius)

I can punch people in the face through the internet

...but you can only do this twice, as your hand is removed and sent through the internet to their computer.

I can transmute dirt into sand.

But due to the law of conservation of matter it breaks reality itself

I can come up with flawless super powers

but they will only exist in your imagination.

I can count all the way to Schfifty Five.

But only backwards from infinity.

I can cassually pass off instinctual magic school-bus references as hysterical coffing.

But everybody thinks you just have a really bad immune system and don't want to be around in case they catch something off of you

I can have really bad garlic breath on demand

...but when you don't have garlic breath, you have morning breath.

I can combine any two small objects into a hybrid of the two. (such as combining a clock and a bell to make an alarm clock)

But those things are then combined into you (so after making the alarm clock, it then replaces/melds with your left foot)

I can cast suggestion as if it were a cantrip and I an irl lv. 3 bard (for the cantrip slots)

...except your spell save dc is 4.

(btw, I love that the flaw you made is technically only a flaw depending on how you use the power)

I can cast the message cantrip IRL with a range of 5 miles without having to see the creature.