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(u are one)
I can eat the universe in a single bite
and you did, without any universe, you simply stopped existing.
I can bend steel with my hands.
Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.
An intelligent man believes only half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. (Even Esar)
Don't wait for the perfect moment to strike, strike in the current moment and make it perfect. (William Yeats)
STATUS: Personal Problems, will not be active for a few days.
Extended Signature
But you turn into a pig once u bend it
I can fly
My Extended signature will post when I can.
Find me as TheDragonLordOfPunz here(click here.you will go off DND Beyond so right click and open this in new tab)
status:offline a big quote chain why notI have other accounts on other sites under TheDragonLordOfPunz
At a speed of 1 mph.
I can run really fast...
Please check out my homebrew and give me feedback!
Subclasses | Races | Spells | Magic Items | Monsters | Feats | Backgrounds
but I can't stop.
I can water-bend...
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
But you can only breathe water.
I never have to blink.
because you have no eyes.
I can polymorph myself at will...
Into your mother.
I can make explosions without any components.
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
but only inside my skull.
I can encase myself in a ventilated, see- through, indestructible bubble...
The bubble cannot move due to it's extreme weight.
I can teleport to Gondor at will.
but you are right under one of the falling blocks of the castle when it was under siege.
I can turn into Matt mercer at will...
but nobody knows who that is.
I can crush any bone with the lightest touch if i so will it. (never on accident)
But have no knowledge of DnD.
I am Sauron.
with no eyes.
I get selected to play on critical role...
As a pig.
I am Zeus,
but you are permanently in Lester form.
I am the best dm ever...
but you're the worst player ever
I can drink up to 4o gallons of any liquid at any time, because i'm camelman and i have all the powers of a camel, but i'm still a man.
but you have 2 unsightly humps.
I am the smartest person ever...
but only for seconds at a time.
I am camelman without any humps (all powers previously listed still apply)
you are treated like a camel by all other beings.
I am irresistible...
(u are one)
I can eat the universe in a single bite
and you did, without any universe, you simply stopped existing.
I can bend steel with my hands.
Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.
An intelligent man believes only half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. (Even Esar)
Don't wait for the perfect moment to strike, strike in the current moment and make it perfect. (William Yeats)
STATUS: Personal Problems, will not be active for a few days.
Extended Signature
But you turn into a pig once u bend it
I can fly
My Extended signature will post when I can.
Find me as TheDragonLordOfPunz here(click here.you will go off DND Beyond so right click and open this in new tab)
status:offline a big quote chain why not
I have other accounts on other sites under TheDragonLordOfPunz
At a speed of 1 mph.
I can run really fast...
Please check out my homebrew and give me feedback!
Subclasses | Races | Spells | Magic Items | Monsters | Feats | Backgrounds
but I can't stop.
I can water-bend...
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
But you can only breathe water.
I never have to blink.
Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.
An intelligent man believes only half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. (Even Esar)
Don't wait for the perfect moment to strike, strike in the current moment and make it perfect. (William Yeats)
STATUS: Personal Problems, will not be active for a few days.
Extended Signature
because you have no eyes.
I can polymorph myself at will...
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
Into your mother.
I can make explosions without any components.
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
but only inside my skull.
I can encase myself in a ventilated, see- through, indestructible bubble...
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
The bubble cannot move due to it's extreme weight.
I can teleport to Gondor at will.
Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.
An intelligent man believes only half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. (Even Esar)
Don't wait for the perfect moment to strike, strike in the current moment and make it perfect. (William Yeats)
STATUS: Personal Problems, will not be active for a few days.
Extended Signature
but you are right under one of the falling blocks of the castle when it was under siege.
I can turn into Matt mercer at will...
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
but nobody knows who that is.
I can crush any bone with the lightest touch if i so will it. (never on accident)
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
But have no knowledge of DnD.
I am Sauron.
Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.
An intelligent man believes only half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. (Even Esar)
Don't wait for the perfect moment to strike, strike in the current moment and make it perfect. (William Yeats)
STATUS: Personal Problems, will not be active for a few days.
Extended Signature
with no eyes.
I get selected to play on critical role...
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
As a pig.
I am Zeus,
Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.
An intelligent man believes only half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half. (Even Esar)
Don't wait for the perfect moment to strike, strike in the current moment and make it perfect. (William Yeats)
STATUS: Personal Problems, will not be active for a few days.
Extended Signature
but you are permanently in Lester form.
I am the best dm ever...
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
but you're the worst player ever
I can drink up to 4o gallons of any liquid at any time, because i'm camelman and i have all the powers of a camel, but i'm still a man.
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
but you have 2 unsightly humps.
I am the smartest person ever...
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
but only for seconds at a time.
I am camelman without any humps (all powers previously listed still apply)
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
you are treated like a camel by all other beings.
I am irresistible...
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)