but are in kirbys world and king dedede kills you

i can become video game characters

But only Kirby

kirby's power

but it has to actually fit in your mouth and you get really weird and gross powers

mind control

You got to ask for a power, smh

i did but i guess it wont show up

mind manipulation

but it makes your head really big

speak with animals

but only if you have spell slots

prestidigitation at will

u know its a cantrip so wish granted

infinite spell slots for every spell level

but only one spell to use them with

minor illusion at will

You can cast minor illusion but only at people named will

cast Fireball as a ninth level spell with 3 ninth level spell slots

you can if you use 3 9th level spell slots which you dont have

I can cast dominate monster at will

Will isn't a monster he's a blacksmith

being able to scry at anyone without spellslots

Cry? Okay you can cry at everyone without spell slots you lucky bugger, here we are normal people using all our first level slots and you don't have to. Obviously that s was a typo so there we go. 😐👍

I wish for peace, hope, and charity

you die. thats the best i can do.

playing dnd fer all time

Wish granted easily the best one 

wish to be able to tune in to any dnd youtube video anywhere.

you go blind and deaf whenever you aren't watching a dnd youtube video.

being able to be friends with anyone I want

Oh, you become friends with anyone you want. But that doesn't mean they like it.

The superpower of invisibility

but only when you are nude and it is like the invisibility spell at will self only but not to equipment

making dnd characters real

They hate you for ripping them from their world and putting them in this unholy layer of the Abyss, and will do anything to get back.

precognition of what will happen in the next ten seconds in a 30 foot diameter area focused on me, that updates every second.

but you cant see the present

becoming my dnd characters