My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Who is destroyed by a flumph with the power to do force damage.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
A field mouse chews at the wires of the DIE RAY causing it to explode after firing. The blast melts The Lord of The Nine Hells, banishing him back to the outer planes, but leaves the mouse unscathed.
Yeah the thug respawns, he’s in a time loop. Quantum thug theory. The thug uses his Glock 19 to one shot the bear.
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
The gargantuan ant gets eaten in turn by a hungry hill giant.
Which gets destroyed by Vecna for some reason.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Who gets blasted by the breath of Bahamut.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Who is destroyed by a flumph with the power to do force damage.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Which dies after a one-year-old halfling existed within a thousand miles of it.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
60 seconds because a wizard cast imprisonment on it and it was out of resistances.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Who the bard deals 1d4 psychic damage to with vicious mockery
I exist sometimes, especially when I'm DMing Curse of Strahd.
The thread’s alive!
The bard gets decapitated by an orc barbarian
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
The orc gets smashed by a friendly halfling.
Come check out some of my Homebrew (please give input!)
Make some trinket tables on this thread!
Which gets yeeted miles away by a cloud giant
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Who is then killed in a fire giant raid of his tower.
Please use they/she pronouns for me :)
Who is psionically teared apart by a quantum physicist mind flayer
i am a human being.
Who is then annihilated by a collapse of the Higgs function caused by Azathoth.
Please use they/she pronouns for me :)
Who is then the target of a solar's slaying longbow, rolls 14 on the CON save (the DC is 15).
i am a human being.
The Solar is then struck from behind by a kobold wielding a vorpal longsword, beheading the celestial.
Please use they/she pronouns for me :)
and a storm giant unknowingly tramples the kobold and squishes it.
Who Asmodeus happens to choose as the next target for his DIE RAY 1000
i am a human being.
A field mouse chews at the wires of the DIE RAY causing it to explode after firing. The blast melts The Lord of The Nine Hells, banishing him back to the outer planes, but leaves the mouse unscathed.
Please use they/she pronouns for me :)
A cat eats the mouse
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands