As always, I still have my indestructible stomach, so the bomb bounces around a ton before breaking the fabric of reality and flying in to stub Yondors toe
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I take the bomb and place it inside a comically large cake in a wheelbarrow, which I then wheel over to Yon while singing "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear yondorrrrrrrrrrr, happy birthday to you!"
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A porch pirate intercepts it and gives it to Otter
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Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
I return it to BlackBear
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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I intercept it and casually stuff it down your throat
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
...which I am inside of, and peashooter it into your right nostril.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Ha, but I have a blocked nose, so it bounces off like a bomb against rock, and gets stuck back in your peashooter mouth.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
But a pea has already replaced the bomb, and it bounces over to Kobold
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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But I have a shield that bounces it back to you!
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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But I catch it and do a front flip throw in like in soccer at Drummer!
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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And I Nezuko volly it straight back... at your fantastic face!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I sneeze, and it soars into Blackbear's jaws
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I exhale it into Drummers stomach
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Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
As always, I still have my indestructible stomach, so the bomb bounces around a ton before breaking the fabric of reality and flying in to stub Yondors toe
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I cast fireball in anger, and the blast sends it flying into Kobold's breakfast.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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BUT I intercept and chest bump it back at you.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I catch it, and hurl it into the air, like it's russian roulette
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I pull out my revolver and shoot it over and over again, keeping it in the air.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I take the bomb and place it inside a comically large cake in a wheelbarrow, which I then wheel over to Yon while singing "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear yondorrrrrrrrrrr, happy birthday to you!"
I join in with the singing!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I burgle it from yon and send it cruising, crashing, and careening in a caravan of camels toward Calo
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I put several jet engines on the side of the caravan, making it fly in circles above the Pacific ocean
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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