Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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Imagine using up all your IQ and having to get an insult from the internet.
(This had me cackling out loud XD)
Bear, you owe so much IQ to the rest of the people you share your single brain cell with, you wouldn't even know how to get a roast off the internet.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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You're a short mother****er and
Nobody likes you
SHORT!
Everybody says "Look how ****ing short that guy is"
And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships
And when you were born, everybody thought
That you were just a head, but then the doctor said
"Wait, this stupid mutha****in' tiny short ass
Baby got a tiny little itty bitty body and I hate it"
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
You remember the YonStore right? Well, you smell like Flint
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Is your family tree a cactus? Because everyone on it is a prick.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
wow a actually creative insult that i totally have never seen before, come on man, at least come up with something original that has not been overused
Take 4 Psychic damage from Viscous mockery
Imagine talking about someone's spelling when you can't even grasp basic capitalization.
P.S. You also forgot the period.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
If you're a king, why do you have 3 posts?
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
(Bro I'm like 5' 8" what do you mean short? I'm probably at least a foot taller than you judging by that lame a** roast.)
Druid, we all know you're lying about being perfect. Nobody's perfect, but you take it to a whole 'nother level. I bet you didn't even brush your hair today. And by the smell, I think you forgot to take a shower, too.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Dude get a life you are spending your free time insulting people how stupid are you. Clearly you people need to be better at life.
And by the way you are very short.
5,8that is tiny I am like 6 feet tall.
No one f***ing cares, and you're outta turn. You can't post consecutively on this thread, but I guess someone as stupid as you wouldn't have known that.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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And I’m sure you have a lot of experience with stupidity, considering you deal with yourself 24/7
Selwyn (sel)
They/he
Reading, dnd, theatre, art (Irunwithskissors)
Half to your daughter
And half to the slaughter
What do I have to do…
You must have a lot of experience being the world's most aggravating person ever, hence your username.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I'd agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
YOU ARE SHORTER THAN I
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.