So you're ruler and knight of an imaginary kingdom that has no bearing on real life?
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Cajun food is superior. I like to discuss philosophy and I'm always up for a philosophical discussion. I also like butterfly knives and books. I am a Reformed Presbyterian, and I have not yet actually played DND, though I hope to at some point.
"no signature" slander is wild comin from the Temu Perry the Platypus that looks more like a damn quack-quack mf
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
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Imagine mistaking humor for incompetence.
(All plurals are technically accepted. Generally, though, platypuses is used.)
Don't you just love platypuses/platypi/platypodes?
-Literally everyone ever
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
My trophy that I stole- I mean, won, in Last Comment Wins! (For realz this time):🏆
Didn't you just say something about starting with the word "imagine"?
The hypocrisy!
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
So you're ruler and knight of an imaginary kingdom that has no bearing on real life?
Cajun food is superior. I like to discuss philosophy and I'm always up for a philosophical discussion. I also like butterfly knives and books. I am a Reformed Presbyterian, and I have not yet actually played DND, though I hope to at some point.
I'll have you know that 6 of my friends recognize its existence, you unlearned son of a sub-optimal parakeet.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
I'd rather be the unlearned son of a sub-optimal parakeet than the wielder of a lousy roll of duct tape.
(He/Him) 🏳️🌈 Pansexual Pancake 🥞
I love paleontology, and I hope to become a paleontologist in the future.
I am a little crazy. I eat pineapple on pizza, and I enjoy it! 🍍🍕
"I've never met a creature I didn't love. But I have met a few I didn't want alive." - Fizban the Fabulous
At least I have a roll of duct tape to wield.
Unlike you, who only wields half-cooked roasts.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Unfortunately you were stupid enough to use it as toilet paper.
No signature? The disgrace! How will people ever know about you?
Don't you just love platypuses/platypi/platypodes?
-Literally everyone ever
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
My trophy that I stole- I mean, won, in Last Comment Wins! (For realz this time):🏆
"no signature" slander is wild comin from the Temu Perry the Platypus that looks more like a damn quack-quack mf
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."