Roast the person above you

My insults are better than your insults

Sooooo modest. If I wanted to die I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ

This thread is no place to be modest. Modesty gets you crushed. Either you're just as bigheaded, or you've been trampled on already

You’re the reason why we spell life with a ‘L’

You're the reason Live is Evil backwards

I’d call you stupid but that would be an insult to dumb people. They would never stoop as low as you,

Your sig has a typo

No it doesn’t, Ima isn’t a typo. I just liked it more than I’m a.

*It also uses less characters.*

Your sig is so cheesy

Better than simp. Let’s count the drummer references. 1, 2, 3. Wow, 3 drummer references.

Two of them are ads, for which Drummer will pay me Bcoin. The other one needs clarification, as otherwise it would be weird.

Must be a sad life hiding under the floorboards

Lol slave. At least I have floorboards to live under, it better than the cardboard box or some kind of dumpster you dwell in.

Some kind of dumpster or box that I dwell in? Can you not read my sig? Obviously not, or you'd know where I dwell

At least I can read.

Then you should know where I dwell, unless you aren't paying attention, which wouldn't surprise me

Oh, I see, you're the kind of person who's so unimpressed by everything that even mediocrity looks like a sparkling achievement to you. It must be truly fascinating to have such a high threshold for boredom and an absolute lack of appreciation for the remarkable things life has to offer. You're like a walking black hole of indifference, sucking the joy and excitement out of any situation with your perpetual state of apathy. It's truly awe-inspiring how nothing manages to leave a dent in your seemingly impenetrable wall of indifference. Keep up the outstanding display of underwhelm, it's a talent very few can match.

Call that a roast? You couldn't even roast a potato

Ironic seeing as you have about the intelligence of a potato at least I actually took my time to type something

You wasted your time, then.

Just like your parents it seems try as they might they still raised a degenerate