Your dad left for the milk and your mother ditched you at the fire station and you judge others at least somebody loved them.....
Ah yes, the dad left for the milk joke, the most bland and overused joke in the world. But the mother part, now that’s new. It’s so realistic I wouldn’t be surprised if you drew inspiration from your on life experience.
wow thats cold. I wasn't even above you bro!!
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DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
when I did the roast He was. now I'm just pointing out that was cold........
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DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
There is obviously a place for stupidness though, because you're posting to it.
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Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
And thats because I could bring a spark of intelligence to this thread.
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Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
I don't have time for such barbaric abbreviations such as "sig"
(But honestly I don't know how to get one I started D&D beyond yesterday and would love if someone could tell me how to get one.)
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Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
If thats not a roast, then what do you call the rubbish you just posted.
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Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
If my post is rubbish, it's a golden ring that accidentally fell off and ended up in the trash can. Which is more than I can say for your rubbish roasts
It just that I was offline having a life, unlike you.
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Offline in a cave somewhere. Nice life that must be. What do kobolds even eat, worms and slugs?
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wow thats cold. I wasn't even above you bro!!
DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
And Kobold wasn't even above you, so...
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when I did the roast He was. now I'm just pointing out that was cold........
DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
Cold is the point of the thread. No place for kindness here
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There is obviously a place for stupidness though, because you're posting to it.
Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
And so are you now...
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And thats because I could bring a spark of intelligence to this thread.
Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
Could you? With no pfp or sig?
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I don't have time for such barbaric abbreviations such as "sig"
(But honestly I don't know how to get one I started D&D beyond yesterday and would love if someone could tell me how to get one.)
Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
Sig Heil ???
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Your mother was a skink and your father was a tarrasque
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At least he has a father yours seems to be to busy in my bedroom
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Your roasts aren’t even good, you pathetic worm.
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Worms can eat your dress while you sleep.....
Sleep well tonight, my little Flamingoe ... hahahahahaha
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You calling that a roast?
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If thats not a roast, then what do you call the rubbish you just posted.
Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
If my post is rubbish, it's a golden ring that accidentally fell off and ended up in the trash can. Which is more than I can say for your rubbish roasts
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