CR:100(XP 3.1 x 1047)(just guessing) 310,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Jumper: Dex is used for jumping
Regeneration: regains 50 HP at the start of her turn
Boons: Boon of Combat Prowess, Boon of Dimensional Travel, Boon of Energy Resistance, Boon of Fate, Boon of Fortitude, Boon of Irresistible Offense, Boon of Recovery, Boon of Skill, Boon of Speed, Boon of Spell Recall, Boon of Night Spirit, Boon of Truesight
Peerless arm. If Hettie misses, she can hit instead thrice per turn.
Blink steps. After the magic or attack action, can teleport 120 feet in any direction.
Improve fate. When you or another creature rolls a D20, roll a 2D8 and add it as a bonus or a penalty.
Overcome defenses, the bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing you deal always ignores Resistance and immunities.
In the last stand, when you drop to zero hit points, you can instead drop to half hit points (8625), once per Radiance of Cats or after a long rest.
Recover vitality, you have a pool of 10D1000. You can spend dice to regain hit points equal to the roll.
Free casting, whenever you cast a spell of 1-20 levels, roll a 10D20 on a match spell slot that isn’t expended
Legendary Resistance (11/Day). If Hettie fails a saving throw, she can choose to succeed instead.
Radiance of cats 6/long
If killed, respawns at full HP in one round and gains the effects of a power word heal
Actions
A hiss of pure hate: roll DC 30 Con save failed, get knocked back
2000 feet roll 1D100 if your roll is 45-0 take 100D20 (1050)
Multispell
50 levels of spells of Hettie's choice.
Multiattack (9 attacks):
3 paw attacks, range 30ft, to hit +49, 7d6+50 slashing (ignores Resistance and immunities) (224).
3 teeth attacks, range 40ft, to hit +43, 10d6+50 piercing (ignores Resistance and immunities) (255).
3 tail attacks, range 50ft, tohit +49, 4d20+50 bludgeoning (ignores Resistance and immunities) (276).
If targeted by force or bludgeoning damage, roll a D6. On a 1, nothing happens. On a 2-6, reflect on the caster.
Legendary actions
Death stare ranged attack roll on a hit takes 20D10+49(159)force. Half on success.
Three eye rays of the beholder
(4 action) Summon cats (explain below)
Mythic actions
Curse of the cat butt: you're cursed, you can’t gain levels or XP. You also have a disadvantage on all rolls. Can only be removed by wish, withno stress on the wish
Hide action
Heroic actions
Snuggles: Hettie lies on you if your walking speed is above 200, not affected, or you take 10D100 (505)
Multiattack (12 attacks) (931)
4 paw attacks range 30ft to hit+49 7D6+50 slashing (273)
4 teeth attacks range 40ft to hit +43 10D6+50 piercing (315)
4 tail attacks range 50ft to hit+49 4D20+50 bludgeoning (343)
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
I am the DM, you are the player. You make the mistakes and I decide the consequences. Now, with that being said - Are you SURE you want to cast Fireball?
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
Somebody doesn't like you asking questions, sorry, but this guy has mob connections...
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Tomato seeds like being embedded in your chest, you? not so much
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
I teach you that science is fake and the knowledge erases you from history
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Greetings traveller, I am Basilsunny, your average rogue enjoyer (stabby stab stab) and warlock fan (eldritch nuke), I am a fan of Jujutsu Kaisen, building and painting lego, writing comics, doing art and Marvel. Once in a campaign a fellow party member said that if he didn't get a pizza then he'd tip our waiter with a
FIREBALL!
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"SMAAAAAAASH!" I punch you in the chest as I send you back to the other thread. "DIEEEEE" X3 combo.
stucker these are my stats
Hettie Dragonkiller
tiny cat
Neutral
AC: 59 (unarmored defense Dex+prof)
HP: 17250 750D4+15000
Speed: 230 feet 280 swim
Str Dex Con Int Wis Cha
46(+18) 50(+20) 50(+20) 48(+19) 45(+17) 50(+20)
Saving throws: just add proficiency (33)
Skills add 33, except stealth, which is +86
Resistances: All. This resistance can not be removed or bypassed in any way. You always do half the damage. This fact is unchangeable.
Condition immunity, Charmed, Deafened, Exhaustion, Frightened, Grappled, Incapacitated, Paralyzed, Petrified, Poisoned, Restrained, Stunned.
Damage immunities force
Senses: True sight 1,000,000 tremorsense 1,000,000, blindsight
1,000,000
CR:100(XP 3.1 x 1047)(just guessing) 310,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Jumper: Dex is used for jumping
Regeneration: regains 50 HP at the start of her turn
Boons: Boon of Combat Prowess, Boon of Dimensional Travel, Boon of Energy Resistance, Boon of Fate, Boon of Fortitude, Boon of Irresistible Offense, Boon of Recovery, Boon of Skill, Boon of Speed, Boon of Spell Recall, Boon of Night Spirit, Boon of Truesight
Peerless arm. If Hettie misses, she can hit instead thrice per turn.
Blink steps. After the magic or attack action, can teleport 120 feet in any direction.
Improve fate. When you or another creature rolls a D20, roll a 2D8 and add it as a bonus or a penalty.
Overcome defenses, the bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing you deal always ignores Resistance and immunities.
In the last stand, when you drop to zero hit points, you can instead drop to half hit points (8625), once per Radiance of Cats or after a long rest.
Recover vitality, you have a pool of 10D1000. You can spend dice to regain hit points equal to the roll.
Free casting, whenever you cast a spell of 1-20 levels, roll a 10D20 on a match spell slot that isn’t expended
Legendary Resistance (11/Day). If Hettie fails a saving throw, she can choose to succeed instead.
Radiance of cats 6/long
If killed, respawns at full HP in one round and gains the effects of a power word heal
Actions
A hiss of pure hate: roll DC 30 Con save failed, get knocked back
2000 feet roll 1D100 if your roll is 45-0 take 100D20 (1050)
Multispell
50 levels of spells of Hettie's choice.
Multiattack (9 attacks):
3 paw attacks, range 30ft, to hit +49, 7d6+50 slashing (ignores Resistance and immunities) (224).
3 teeth attacks, range 40ft, to hit +43, 10d6+50 piercing (ignores Resistance and immunities) (255).
3 tail attacks, range 50ft, to hit +49, 4d20+50 bludgeoning (ignores Resistance and immunities) (276).
Spells Hettie's spells
Reactions
Legendary actions
Mythic actions
Heroic actions
4 paw attacks range 30ft to hit+49 7D6+50 slashing (273)
4 teeth attacks range 40ft to hit +43 10D6+50 piercing (315)
4 tail attacks range 50ft to hit+49 4D20+50 bludgeoning (343)
On action 1: summons 4 hunter cats (stat below)
On action 2: summons 16 elder cats
On action 3: summons 4 swarms of OCD kittens
On action 4: summons 16 swarms of ADHD cats
And I cast Hettie's hello MOON
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
X4 COMBO. Cancels any ability.
you cant conter me hahahaha
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
That's the thing, I just did.
legendary res
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
I break the twos into hooks and stabby stab you
I am the DM, you are the player. You make the mistakes and I decide the consequences. Now, with that being said - Are you SURE you want to cast Fireball?
i cast Hettie's hello MOON
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
Science Boy, you are murdered by a mob once everyone becomes religious again and decides science is heretical once more.
If you're interested in learning about them, here are my Endless Dark characters: Alexius, Suixela, and Tortuga.
And here is the updated version of my quiz: Quiz.
Here is my background music for combat: On Soundcloud.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
then the mab murders you for having an Ax
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
people get dumb and decide that people who like science should be exicuted
Owen is here. enjoy my favorite game. I like DND. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
Somebody doesn't like you asking questions, sorry, but this guy has mob connections...
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
someone drops a tomato on your head, and it kills you (it was going fast)
Owen is here. enjoy my favorite game. I like DND. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
Tomato seeds like being embedded in your chest, you? not so much
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
I teach you that science is fake and the knowledge erases you from history
Greetings traveller, I am Basilsunny, your average rogue enjoyer (stabby stab stab) and warlock fan (eldritch nuke), I am a fan of Jujutsu Kaisen, building and painting lego, writing comics, doing art and Marvel. Once in a campaign a fellow party member said that if he didn't get a pizza then he'd tip our waiter with a
FIREBALL!