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I know enough of https that I'll grow my strength to do smth stupid in a dnd beyond post.

Yah that’s true.

I know the exact average rectal temperature of a healthy goat in both Fahrenheit and Celsius.

That’s… wow. Can’t you just google that?

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Yah that’s true.

I know the exact average recital temperature of a healthy goat in both Fahrenheit and Celsius.

 Good job! What species?

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That’s… wow. Can’t you just google that?

 I could, but I don’t have google or any other search engine on my phone. I’ll tell you right now though!

(103.4 degrees Fahrenheit or 39.7 degrees Celsius)

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That’s… wow. Can’t you just google that?

 I could, but I don’t have google or any other search engine on my phone. I’ll tell you right now though!

(103.4 degrees Fahrenheit or 39.7 degrees Celsius)

 What about a healthy mountain goat? Because they aren't goats. They are antelope goats, which are closer to antelopes.

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That’s… wow. Can’t you just google that?

 I could, but I don’t have google or any other search engine on my phone. I’ll tell you right now though!

(103.4 degrees Fahrenheit or 39.7 degrees Celsius)

 What about a healthy mountain goat? Because they aren't goats. They are antelope goats, which are closer to antelopes.

 Yeah I have no f**king clue.

People younger than badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom can talk! :O

EDIT: I'm tired. I meant older. It's 1 in the morning for me.

EDIT 2: Wait did I mean younger. I mean whatever 10 year olds are. My brain was put in lee know's air fryer guys

Probably?

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People younger than badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom can talk! :O

 Hwa?

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People younger than badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom can talk! :O

 Hwa?

 ??

Ahhh I seee now.

I succesufly tuned for mu autocorrect.

You successfully turned off your autocorrect?

Yeahs 

HIDDEN LINK HERE: Link

With every post without a hidden link I get more and paranoid.

hodden? thats not hidden.

i also was lying earlier. NOW my autocorrwct is disabled and it feels so weird.

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hodden? thats not hidden.

i also was lying earlier. NOW my autocorrwct is disabled and it feels so weird.

 I am aware. Buuuuuuuut the hidden links are what really gets me.

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HIDDEN LINK HERE: Link

 lol

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hodden? thats not hidden.

i also was lying earlier. NOW my autocorrwct is disabled and it feels so weird.

 I am aware. Buuuuuuuut the hidden links are what really gets me.

 fine, youw ant a hidden link? ill GIVE you a hidden link.

good luck finding ot!:

Mithras leads his brother to the Primordial Teleporter, an excited look on his face.

“My brother, it is done, Come! See!”

“Look to the moon… the first beacon shines brightly on the other side! There was no gap in its sequence, it has traveled instantaneously. We can cross the dark sea without succumbing to its sickness if we simply do not travel through it at all, is it not a brilliant light of hope?”

“Only your hands could have realized my Design, brother. I feel truly now that there is no obstacle nor force we cannot overcome together, with my Designs, and your Constructions. While it pains me to see your heart still torn for the doomed, we are not amongst them. There is an entire cosmos for us. We can escape this planet. Our prison. If your heart truly yearns to save… then surely more of our kind awaits among the other worlds, trapped by the dark sea.”

“And to them we can offer the gates.”

“When next She visits our world I must ask her to take a gate with her. Perhaps dozens! You should be celebrating with me, brother!”

“… And yet I see your somber gaze will not lift. Please, take the gate. Step foot on another world. Reap the rewards of your toil. Prove to the universe you are free! I cannot bear to see you in such a pitiable mood on such a joyous occasion.”

“…”

“If you insist, brother, I will go first. Forget about those creatures, and do not dawdle. I want to see joy on your face.”

Mithras approaches the Primordial Teleporter and presses down on its pedestal. At once he is gone in a flash of light.

His brother lifts his head, revealing that he is Providence.

He stands motionless, staring at the now locked gate.

Where, just a moment ago, his brother once stood.

It had worked. The lock had worked, just as he predicted.

And now, his brother was gone.

Providence felt sick. He collapsed to his knees, retching as the gravity of what he had just done washed over him like a tidal wave.

For a while, Providence sat at the footsteps of the gate. By now, his brother would have realized what had happened.

Now, there was no going back. He had made his choice.

Providence’s gaze drifted to the remains of the meal he and his brother had shared prior to the final test and subsequent activation of the gate. The last time the two had enjoyed a civil, even jovial, discussion. Providence’s heart ached.

After a while, the ache subsided. Only an emptiness remained.

With a sigh, Providence took one of the cups his brother had delicately carved from stone. And one last time, he raised the cup to the sky, a toast to the beginning of a new age for Regnævr.