finishing update

P:Dracoflamer,ADrunkenDwarf,imresaccount,red_dragon_robot,JareAborack(If anyone  wants to stop,ask me)

Warlord: 499/500 hp.

The warlord summons 3 dark knights.(10 hp)(Roll for dmg against these guys)

by the power of 'you never specified a roll number, roll size, or total damage cap or implied one', I do 5738 damage by eating the dark knights.

Cast minor illusion on warlord's area, the effect being a smell of a 9 month old tomato, then cast banishment

this game is:
long dead.
some other games are:
not dead.
one not-dead game (and to my knowledge, the most similar one on this forum) is:
Confront the Godmodder.

Everyone gets Wiped from existence Game Over.

I poke him in the eyes, blinding him 

I punch him in the nose, breaking it.

I wrap a rope around his feet and knock him over, knocking the wind out of him

We Team up to beat the tobacco juice out of him.

Amen

A squirrel comes up and attacks the Warlord, trying to steal his nuts.

32 piercing damage (bite).
37 piercing damage (ears).
33 slashing damage (claw).
24 slashing damage (other claw).
25 bludgeoning damage (tail).

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A squirrel comes up and attacks the Warlord, trying to steal his nuts.

32 piercing damage (bite).
31 piercing damage (ears).
31 slashing damage (claw).
34 slashing damage (other claw).
21 bludgeoning damage (tail).

 That’s a pretty big squirrel😂

Yeah. I use a trident of fish commanding to control a dragon (they have innate swimming speed). The dragon roars and blasts a column of fire into the warlord's face.