Freezin' Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete again Oh, feelin' Maybe he'll see a little betters, any days
Oh, hand out Faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar Oh, dark grin He can't help, when he's happy, he looks insane
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Oh, someday yet he'll begin his life again Life again, life again
Kneelin' Lookin' through the paper though he doesn't know to read Oh, prayin' Now to something that has never showed him anything
Oh, feelin' Understands the weather of the winter's on its way Oh, ceilings Few and far between all the legal halls of shame
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Oh, someday yet he'll begin his life again Whispering hands gently lead him away
Him away, him away
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, (Beep) it up
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Ah, someday yet he'll begin his life again Whispering hands gently lead him away
Him away, him away Yeah, ooh
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"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
*Markell_Thrasher, I absolutely love the music you listen to. We need to talk about this, I think we could be good friends*
The only thing they fear is you by Mick Gordon — Necromorphic Despair vocal cover
Intro + Some screaming
Demons! crawl out of the depths bring havoc to this mortal plain You think you are safe, you think you can run. your body parts ripped of for fun
UUGGH
Damned cursed nation, blood they quell demon legion rise from hell Doomed cursed nation, blood they quell Arise demon legion arise from hell
Desire to kill, desire to die This nation is doomed, the pain why oh why You run as you may, carved out you shall bay No soul shall oppose ur lord you rest in peace
NOW YOU SCREAM!
YAAAAAH!
BLEGH!
Damned cursed nation, blood they quell demon legion rise from hell Doomed cursed nation, blood they quell Arise demon legion arise from hell
*Demonic talking* RIPPING
What is his name? Say his name!
THE DOOMSLAYER
*more demonic talking*
THE DOOMSLAYER
*DEMONIC SCREECHING*
RIP ME TO SHREDS!
HE IS THE DOOMSLAYER HE IS THE DOOMSLAYER
I like this because it gives me lyrics to one of my favourite songs
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I want friends, come talk to me about stuff here. I am the weird hybrid Italian-Australian D&D guy/wannabe comedian.
Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer for my custom title: The Adamantine Warrior, and The ruler of the Sky’s
The life was quiet all around A cute little island Nice and non-violent But everything turned upside down
When a new guy came to town We got along, he showed me ways To craft and test things That cut intestines Said we could party at his place All the holidays
It's just what I need To watch demons bleed Their blood on my paws Unholy hordes slaughtered Now I feel complete
Our worlds collide on eternal horizons A wild ride, every turn is surprising We rip and tear until it's done Then head back home and have some fun Together we are
One! One! One! One! Together we are One! One! One! One!
Reports and papers, nine to five I kept things in order Dying of boredom Always enraged, he spent his life
Giving imps PTSD Unlikely friends, two troubled minds Like sister and brother We learn from each other A simple work-life balance guide That made us a perfect team
In the first age, on the first vacation Eternal rage he unleashed upon a fruit plantation In smashing rocks with passion and carnation cultivation His scorched soul finally found a long-sought salvation
The light of friendship shines through two dimensions Two puzzle pieces, each other's extensions Fishing rods, big freaking guns Hell yeah, together we are one
Our worlds collide on eternal horizons A wild ride, every turn is surprising We rip and tear until it's done Then head back home and have some fun Together we are
One! One! One! One! Together we are One! One! One! One!
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Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer for my custom title: The Adamantine Warrior, and The ruler of the Sky’s
I am starving I need some bread First we dance Now I go and sit down Oh it's my turn Get to stomp all around Oh wow, there's a jet in the sky! Oh no, dang
All these giraffes give me glances 'cause I dance in the sun Oh now I kick 'cause there's dust in my lungs Can anybody tell me where I am? Always wonder why it smells like the trash If you know what I mean Cute bird
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I say no, no And then I say yes, yes, yes Hey look a motorcycle I do this and glisten in the sun and I know
You took a sample of my pasta
You took a sample of my pasta
You took a sample of my pasta
You took a sample of my pasta
You took a sample of my pasta
Paint the sofa, go to bed Steal some snow then buy an egg Show your muscles, work on walking You know how to dance, baga baga I'm gonna get some peaches, gonna put 'em in a pan And then I'll pour the onions in And now I spin
I'm tough Yeah, I'm a quality koala teacher At least I'm better than these people on the floor Y'all are freaking me out, then I dance kinda hard Gonna sit down here, ow Somebody must have lost a spiky ball
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I say no, no And then I say yes, yes, yes I'm riding on a leopard And now I'm punching out my rage and I know
You took a sample of my pasta
You took a sample of my pasta
You took a sample of my pasta
You took a sample of my pasta
You took a sample of my pasta
I'm feeling low Gotta stop the train while I go boo-hoo I'm feeling low In my soul So I keep on dancing
You took a sample of my pasta
You took a sample of my pasta
You took a sample of my pasta
I'm feeling low Gotta stop the train while I go boo-hoo I'm feeling low In my soul
this song describes any dnd campaign i start. it begins nice and simple, but they go and do something and i end up just improvising random stuff
Rockin', rockin', and rollin' Down to the beach, I'm strollin' But the seagulls poke at my head, not fun! I said, "Seagulls, mm! Stop it now!"
Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach Said, "Seagulls gonna come, poke me in the coconut" And they did, and they did and they goin' like
Nothin' I could do but yell when these birds attacked me When I tried to run I fell, and then these kids start laughin' And then, hmm, got hit in the neck with a hacky-sack Mm-hm, hm-hm where'd it come from? Hmm
Gotta run, run, run (jump) I can be a backpack while you run Run, run, run, jump, and stop! Put me down
I love to groove and boogie, mm Yea-a-a-ah (great) Show you some dance moves! Mm! (No, I don't want you to) If I had your giant feet out there on the beach Could've outrun those birds! (You're a psycho wiener) Let me grab my beater!
Stop it please
Don't hit me
Please
Don't hit me
C'mon man, quick that bangin'
Hey what's that stank? (You put a fish in our basket) Ho-ho-ho-ooh, yeah! I forgot I did that (You owe me an apology) Just hold your breath and see, when the time is right Birds will fly at your face (yeeeaaaaaah)
Now run, run, run (jump) I can be your backpack while you run! Swing from a hairy vine I can be your backpack while you climb! Stand on one hand and lift Rocks with your special gift Run, run, run, jump, now breathe
That's good Yeah, like that Like that
(Weehoo)
One day I was walkin', and I found this big log And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick And I was like, "That log had a child"
Listen boy, someday when you are older You could get hit by a boulder While you're lyin' there screamin' "Come help me please" the seagulls Poke your knees!
Stop it now!
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"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
[Chorus: Danny] When I close my eyes and I try to sleep The weight of the world falls down on me It's all a part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare Part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare
[Verse 1: J-Dog] Sick, inside of bed, infected with the feelings Staring up like my dreams were projected on the ceiling I can see it, I want the money and the fame too They told me: "When you get it, never let it change you" And finally I've morphed into everything I tried to be The [4gp]ing irony is everybody's got their eye on me Society quickly became my rivalry Driving me off the deep end, then doubt starts to creep in Fairweather, they're never there, do I need friends? We're eating But will they stick around when the feast ends? You say you love me when it's glitter and gold But when it's bitter and cold, would you deliver my soul? Or just cut me out the picture and roll? Love is pain and it's taking its toll, feel like I've wasted my whole life Always working, searching for some [3gp] Tryna live a life that's perfect when perfect don't exist
[Chorus: Danny] When I close my eyes and I try to sleep The weight of the world falls down on me It's all a part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare Part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare Spent my whole life chasing after dreams But every dream turns out to be Just a part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare Part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare
[Verse 2: Johnny 3 Tears] Help me, no, I can't help myself Help me to believe that I'm somebody else Not some [4gp]ing addict who can't dream 'cause his habits Are chopped up on a table till he screams: "Let me have it" [4gp] it, what's a life anyway, huh? You hear about that kid who died again today, huh? I'd pull my [4gp]ing guts out just to make 'em understand That I've become a ghost, I am a ghost, I'm not a man Why can't I [4gp]ing say it? They'd say that I'm insane But in a song they'll play it 'cause they understand the pain What the [4gp] is going on? Who am I? Life is just so [4gp]ing long, I wanna- [flatline tone] Forgive me, don't forget me, believe you can protect me It's just a song, I'm venting with the verse that's never-ending And I have finally lost, the world has finally won Dear God, did you forget your son?
[Chorus: Danny] When I close my eyes and I try to sleep The weight of the world falls down on me It's all a part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare Part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare Spent my whole life chasing after dreams But every dream turns out to be Just a part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare Part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare
[Verse 3: Charlie Scene] Can't find a reason why, don't know why I even try I pray when I sleep at night, so at least I'll die a decent guy When I look in the mirror and say hi, I can't look me in the eye We're both ashamed of the guy on the other side Can't find my peace and quiet, some things are better left in silence It's me who needs some guidance, or maybe what I need is violence When I'm having a meltdown, can't ask for help now Got so much self-doubt that I weird myself out, can you help out? So many selfish phobias like self-inflicted loneliness Sometimes I get so low in this empty search for holiness Can't seem to find a reason why, I don't know why I even try These demons, they won't let me sleep at night, they're killing my dreams, they need me to die But [4gp] it, I got nothing left to say We're all gonna die anyway Shit could happen to me any day I just spit 32 and didn't say a [2sp] thing.
This song, along with a few other songs from the same group, holds a lot of emotional weight to me. I found this group in a dark time and they've stuck with me since. Whenever I'm in a depressive lull, I play a Hollywood Undead track and just let my feelings flow out with the song. I found it rather helpful. Lately, I've been dealing with some issues relationship-wise (Won't go into too much detail, I'll just say it's "I love you"/"I know" levels of complicated) and I've been listening to this group, as well as a TON of sadboi music to help me try and move on.
Fully Homebrew Campaign, feel free to explore it! (Otherworlds inaccessible) YonStore/Wolf&Rat - Siberius "Sie" Phynxx, Zalanthaar Heavensfield, Keilynn Othraph; Fallout D&D - Zach Koch; Last of Us D&D - Leveth; Town of Agreal - Zalanthaar Heavensfield; Scrap Pile - Æshe; Site-72 - Dr. Elias Shaw; The Electric State - Zachariah; Eris' Fortune - Magi (Maykaa, Mage, Sage); The Nightmare Hold - Keilynn Othraph; Lord's Rest Inn - Lokan'Ahri
Your mommy was home when you left!Your mommy was home when you left! You're right! Your daddy was home when you left! You're right! Your sister was home when you left! You're right! Your brother was home when you left! You're right! The dog was home when you left! You're right! The cat was home when you left! You're right! The fish was home when you left! You're right! Your mommy, your daddy, your sister, your brother, the dog, the cat,the fish was home when you left! You're right! And that's the reason you left! You're right! I left my home - to join the Army! I left my home - for the Army! The day I left - my mama cried! She thought that I - would surely die! I left my wife - crying at the door! She knew that I - would die at war! I left my son - playing in the yard! Seeing daddy leave - made him cry so hard! The Day I left-I shook my daddy's hand And He said-I've become a man Oh we oh we! Oh we oh we! Oh we oh we! We joined the Army!
I chose this song because It describes my destiny.
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DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
Knock you in your head with my stick With my stick You gon' have a mark from my stick From my stick
My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't wanna! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr Yeah, you want my stick
Thunk your coconut with my stick Look at my stick (Mm-hmm) You gon' feel the wrath of my stick Fear my stick!
My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm It's my perfect stick
My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean? Look at my stick Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green! Got me sick!
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't use my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm Don't you like my stick? No, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my perfect stick
My stick and me take walks every day Past the hooligans down by the ocean When they laugh at my stick, then they learn How my stick is much denser than bacon
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute) But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him) People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?) But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts off my stick I disappear for years then reappear Right here to cheer about my cool stick
When I was a little bitty kid Little bitty kid I had not yet found my mighty stick Then I did! Mm-hmmm I could break your stick usin' just my brain My stick? I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain Not my stick! Hmm-mm
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) My stick is better than bacon! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't want your stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp Yeah, you want my stick I mean, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my big boy stick
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I Really, really, really didn't (It turns out) Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison) Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good) Everybody can agree that seagulls are The worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst)
I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts off my stick Everyone can see it's better than bacon I kiss my stick, it's my stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon
*Also from the same movie, this one is a real song. In fact, this is how I one the love of my lady. I stood outside her window, chucking pebbles at it until she yelled at me for shattering the window. Then I sang her this song and I won her heart. None of that is true by the way. I am single as a pringle and proud of it.*
Forbidden Nectar
When you notice my biceps With the eyes of a dove With the breath of a lion I will sing you my song Forget about Hector His mustache is like a girl I could rupture his intestine With the flexion of my thigh My love is like the nectar From a fruit which is forbidden And in my heart is hidden All the messes of my love When you perchance to see my hunches Like a stalion they are tight With a breath of a chicken Dark intruders take their flight My love it will protect you Like a vest of bullet-proofness In the wind I am a warrior In your arms I am a child . I see you at night . You are so delicate . No one will touch you . While I am watching My love is like the nectar From a fruit which is forbidden And in my heart is hidden All the messes of my love . When I see you . Mi thighs quiver like a girl . But I need you to know . That I am strong like a stalion . I will take you on a ride . Through the desert . On my back
I went to the beach recently But by the beach, I mean the bay By recent, I mean July I walk there, shed everything I don't need Stepping into the water, into expanse of thoughtlessness Where no single thing operates me The water is getting deeper And I feel the sand beneath my toes turn to mud And I walk until I can't touch anymore I'm seeking something, but settling for nothing Except to float
Night swims A darker summer night, just a silver spoon of moon Cradling navy blue night sky I think of God, and I think of my ex And the two of them rally back and forth for a while
Night swims A blanket of top waters, patterned with pure reflections And in the distance The muffled symphony of persons worrying is somehow comforting To know it's not only me So I slip beneath the surface I leave the sand, and I feel the current take me A distant pulsing beat, chatter melts into a mumble For a moment it's simple, for a moment I swear I can feel the world spinning A night swim's what I needed
Sometimes the only way to stop thinking, but under the horizon That's when I really start breathing By breathing, I mean feeling everything and nothing simultaneously By simultaneous, I mean miscellaneous The vast variety of unknown swimming to expand the radius Swimming in the craziness, but not becoming it
I'm taking night swims away from the lights Because simple is nice And it's changing my mind
- half alive
more of just a poem. makes my eyes water. very moving.
All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless So rude and always negative I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm better off all by myself Though I'm feeling kinda empty without somebody else Oh, I hear you crying out for help But you never showed for me when I was ringing your cellphone Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
I'm drowning, let me breathe I'm drowning, let me breathe I'm drowning, let me breathe I'm drowning, let me breathe
But life is immaculate, backing it up a bit Counting my hours and knocking on wood Avoiding my opposites, chewin' on chocolate Had a bit limited time, but I should Be good for a minute, don't want to admit it I'm running on seconds, I'm rigid, I'm screwed Don't know what to do, I'm thinking of you I'm drinking up bottles and bottles of booze
I'm better off all by myself Though I'm feeling kinda empty without somebody else Oh, I hear you crying out for help But you never showed for me when I was ringing your cellphone Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
I fell into your river That's where you told me lies You said that I'd feel better But this is where good guys die You took my pride away, but You cannot take my life I'll find another way I'll wonder if you're takin' my life
Don't you see how I...
I'm better off all by myself Though I'm feeling kinda empty without somebody else Oh, I hear you crying out for help But you never showed for me when I was ringing your cellphone Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
I'm better off all by myself Though I'm feeling kinda empty without somebody else Oh, I hear you crying out for help But you never showed for me when I was ringing your cellphone Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
The Legend by Steve Cook. I sing this song because it started a panic in Michigan when it was first written. This song was written as an April Fools joke, but people took it seriously and began to report sightings of a similar monster.
A cool summer morning in early June,
is when the legend began,
at a nameless logging camp in Wexford County, where the Manistee River ran.
Eleven lumberjacks near the Garland swamp found an animal they thought was a dog.
In a playful mood they chased it around till it ran inside a hollow log.
A logger named Johnson grabbed him a stick and poked around inside.
Then the thing let out an unearthly scream and came out
and stood upright.
None of those men ever said very much, ′bout what ever happened then.
They just packed up their belongings and left that night, were never heard from again.
It was ten years later in '97, when a farmer near Buckley was found.
Slumped over his plow, his heart had stopped, there were dog tracks all around.
Seven years passed with the turn of the century, they say a crazy old widow had a dream,
of dogs that circled her house at night that walked like men and screamed.
In 1917, a sheriff who was out walking found a driverless wagon and tracks in the dust,
like wolves had been a stalkin′.
Near the roadside a four-horse team lay dead with their eyes open wide.
When the vet finished up his examination, he said it looked like they died of fright.
In '37 a schooner captain said, several crew members had reported a pack of wild dogs roaming Bowers Harbor.
His story was never reported.
In '57 a man of the cloth found claw marks on an old church door.
The newspaper said they′d been made by a dog,
he′d a had to stood 7'4".
In ′67 a van-load of hippies, told a park-ranger named Quinlinn,
they'd been awakened in the night by a scratch at the winda,
there was a dogman looking in and grinning.
In ′77 there were screams in the night, near the village of Bellaire.
Could've been a bobcat, could′ve been the wind, nobody looked up there.
Then in the summer of '87, near Luther, it happened again...
at a cabin in the woods it looked like maybe, someone had tried to break in.
There were cuts around the doors that could only been made by very sharp teeth and claws.
He didn't wear shoes cuz he didn′t have feet.
He walked on just two paws.
So far this year, no stories have appeared.
Have the dogmen gone away? Have they disappeared?
Soon enough I guess we′ll know,
cuz this is the time to fear, for another ten years has come around, the seventh year is here and somewhere in the north-woods darkness,
a creature walks upright.
And the best advice you may ever get is never to go out...
Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete again
Oh, feelin'
Maybe he'll see a little betters, any days
Faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar
Oh, dark grin
He can't help, when he's happy, he looks insane
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, someday yet he'll begin his life again
Life again, life again
Lookin' through the paper though he doesn't know to read
Oh, prayin'
Now to something that has never showed him anything
Understands the weather of the winter's on its way
Oh, ceilings
Few and far between all the legal halls of shame
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, someday yet he'll begin his life again
Whispering hands gently lead him away
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, (Beep) it up
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Ah, someday yet he'll begin his life again
Whispering hands gently lead him away
Yeah, ooh
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
*Markell_Thrasher, I absolutely love the music you listen to. We need to talk about this, I think we could be good friends*
The only thing they fear is you by Mick Gordon — Necromorphic Despair vocal cover
Intro + Some screaming
Demons! crawl out of the depths
bring havoc to this mortal plain
You think you are safe, you think you can run. your body parts ripped of for fun
UUGGH
Damned cursed nation, blood they quell
demon legion rise from hell
Doomed cursed nation, blood they quell
Arise demon legion arise from hell
Desire to kill, desire to die
This nation is doomed, the pain why oh why
You run as you may, carved out you shall bay
No soul shall oppose ur lord you rest in peace
NOW YOU SCREAM!
YAAAAAH!
BLEGH!
Damned cursed nation, blood they quell
demon legion rise from hell
Doomed cursed nation, blood they quell
Arise demon legion arise from hell
*Demonic talking*
RIPPING
What is his name?
Say his name!
THE DOOMSLAYER
*more demonic talking*
THE DOOMSLAYER
*DEMONIC SCREECHING*
RIP ME TO SHREDS!
HE
IS
THE
DOOMSLAYER
HE
IS
THE
DOOMSLAYER
I like this because it gives me lyrics to one of my favourite songs
I want friends, come talk to me about stuff here. I am the weird hybrid Italian-Australian D&D guy/wannabe comedian.
Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer for my custom title: The Adamantine Warrior, and The ruler of the Sky’s
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I’m posting another song cause its funny, and its a cross of one of my favourite games. DooM for life.
Doom Crossing — Eternal Horizons — The Chalkeaters feat. Natalia Natchan
A cute little island
Nice and non-violent
But everything turned upside down
We got along, he showed me ways
To craft and test things
That cut intestines
Said we could party at his place
All the holidays
To watch demons bleed
Their blood on my paws
Unholy hordes slaughtered
Now I feel complete
A wild ride, every turn is surprising
We rip and tear until it's done
Then head back home and have some fun
Together we are
Together we are
One! One! One! One!
I kept things in order
Dying of boredom
Always enraged, he spent his life
Unlikely friends, two troubled minds
Like sister and brother
We learn from each other
A simple work-life balance guide
That made us a perfect team
Eternal rage he unleashed upon a fruit plantation
In smashing rocks with passion and carnation cultivation
His scorched soul finally found a long-sought salvation
Two puzzle pieces, each other's extensions
Fishing rods, big freaking guns
Hell yeah, together we are one
A wild ride, every turn is surprising
We rip and tear until it's done
Then head back home and have some fun
Together we are
Together we are
One! One! One! One!
I want friends, come talk to me about stuff here. I am the weird hybrid Italian-Australian D&D guy/wannabe comedian.
Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer for my custom title: The Adamantine Warrior, and The ruler of the Sky’s
Want some time to relax? Want a place to go on holidays? Want to join my eternal army… Come here! ——————> I think we can all agree that this is a good idea
Come and join the 20 Questions!
I need some bread
First we dance
Now I go and sit down
Oh it's my turn
Get to stomp all around
Oh wow, there's a jet in the sky!
Oh no, dang
Oh now I kick 'cause there's dust in my lungs
Can anybody tell me where I am?
Always wonder why it smells like the trash
If you know what I mean
Cute bird
I say no, no
And then I say yes, yes, yes
Hey look a motorcycle
I do this and glisten in the sun and I know
Steal some snow then buy an egg
Show your muscles, work on walking
You know how to dance, baga baga
I'm gonna get some peaches, gonna put 'em in a pan
And then I'll pour the onions in
And now I spin
Yeah, I'm a quality koala teacher
At least I'm better than these people on the floor
Y'all are freaking me out, then I dance kinda hard
Gonna sit down here, ow
Somebody must have lost a spiky ball
I say no, no
And then I say yes, yes, yes
I'm riding on a leopard
And now I'm punching out my rage and I know
Gotta stop the train while I go boo-hoo
I'm feeling low
In my soul
So I keep on dancing
Gotta stop the train while I go boo-hoo
I'm feeling low
In my soul
Never give your party the deck of many things
Down to the beach, I'm strollin'
But the seagulls poke at my head, not fun!
I said, "Seagulls, mm! Stop it now!"
Said, "Seagulls gonna come, poke me in the coconut"
And they did, and they did and they goin' like
When I tried to run I fell, and then these kids start laughin'
And then, hmm, got hit in the neck with a hacky-sack
Mm-hm, hm-hm where'd it come from? Hmm
I can be a backpack while you run
Run, run, run, jump, and stop!
Put me down
Yea-a-a-ah (great)
Show you some dance moves! Mm!
(No, I don't want you to)
If I had your giant feet out there on the beach
Could've outrun those birds!
(You're a psycho wiener)
Let me grab my beater!
Don't hit me
Please
C'mon man, quick that bangin'
(You put a fish in our basket)
Ho-ho-ho-ooh, yeah! I forgot I did that
(You owe me an apology)
Just hold your breath and see, when the time is right
Birds will fly at your face (yeeeaaaaaah)
I can be your backpack while you run!
Swing from a hairy vine
I can be your backpack while you climb!
Stand on one hand and lift
Rocks with your special gift
Run, run, run, jump, now breathe
Yeah, like that
Like that
(Weehoo)
And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick
And I was like, "That log had a child"
You could get hit by a boulder
While you're lyin' there screamin'
"Come help me please" the seagulls
Poke your knees!
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
*Stertle that song is an absolute classic!*
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*I applaud you Stertle.*
"Nightmare" By Hollywood Undead
When I close my eyes and I try to sleep
The weight of the world falls down on me
It's all a part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare
Part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare
[Verse 1: J-Dog]
Sick, inside of bed, infected with the feelings
Staring up like my dreams were projected on the ceiling
I can see it, I want the money and the fame too
They told me: "When you get it, never let it change you"
And finally I've morphed into everything I tried to be
The [4gp]ing irony is everybody's got their eye on me
Society quickly became my rivalry
Driving me off the deep end, then doubt starts to creep in
Fairweather, they're never there, do I need friends? We're eating
But will they stick around when the feast ends?
You say you love me when it's glitter and gold
But when it's bitter and cold, would you deliver my soul?
Or just cut me out the picture and roll?
Love is pain and it's taking its toll, feel like I've wasted my whole life
Always working, searching for some [3gp]
Tryna live a life that's perfect when perfect don't exist
[Chorus: Danny]
When I close my eyes and I try to sleep
The weight of the world falls down on me
It's all a part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare
Part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare
Spent my whole life chasing after dreams
But every dream turns out to be
Just a part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare
Part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare
Help me, no, I can't help myself
Help me to believe that I'm somebody else
Not some [4gp]ing addict who can't dream 'cause his habits
Are chopped up on a table till he screams: "Let me have it"
[4gp] it, what's a life anyway, huh?
You hear about that kid who died again today, huh?
I'd pull my [4gp]ing guts out just to make 'em understand
That I've become a ghost, I am a ghost, I'm not a man
Why can't I [4gp]ing say it? They'd say that I'm insane
But in a song they'll play it 'cause they understand the pain
What the [4gp] is going on? Who am I?
Life is just so [4gp]ing long, I wanna- [flatline tone]
Forgive me, don't forget me, believe you can protect me
It's just a song, I'm venting with the verse that's never-ending
And I have finally lost, the world has finally won
Dear God, did you forget your son?
[Chorus: Danny]
When I close my eyes and I try to sleep
The weight of the world falls down on me
It's all a part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare
Part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare
Spent my whole life chasing after dreams
But every dream turns out to be
Just a part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare
Part of my nightmare, part of my nightmare
Can't find a reason why, don't know why I even try
I pray when I sleep at night, so at least I'll die a decent guy
When I look in the mirror and say hi, I can't look me in the eye
We're both ashamed of the guy on the other side
Can't find my peace and quiet, some things are better left in silence
It's me who needs some guidance, or maybe what I need is violence
When I'm having a meltdown, can't ask for help now
Got so much self-doubt that I weird myself out, can you help out?
So many selfish phobias like self-inflicted loneliness
Sometimes I get so low in this empty search for holiness
Can't seem to find a reason why, I don't know why I even try
These demons, they won't let me sleep at night, they're killing my dreams, they need me to die
But [4gp] it, I got nothing left to say
We're all gonna die anyway
Shit could happen to me any day
I just spit 32 and didn't say a [2sp] thing.
Fully Homebrew Campaign, feel free to explore it! (Otherworlds inaccessible)
YonStore/Wolf&Rat - Siberius "Sie" Phynxx, Zalanthaar Heavensfield, Keilynn Othraph; Fallout D&D - Zach Koch; Last of Us D&D - Leveth; Town of Agreal - Zalanthaar Heavensfield; Scrap Pile - Æshe; Site-72 - Dr. Elias Shaw; The Electric State - Zachariah; Eris' Fortune - Magi (Maykaa, Mage, Sage); The Nightmare Hold - Keilynn Othraph; Lord's Rest Inn - Lokan'Ahri
Your mommy was home when you left!Your mommy was home when you left!
You're right!
Your daddy was home when you left!
You're right!
Your sister was home when you left!
You're right!
Your brother was home when you left!
You're right!
The dog was home when you left!
You're right!
The cat was home when you left!
You're right!
The fish was home when you left!
You're right!
Your mommy, your daddy, your sister, your brother, the dog, the cat,the fish was home when you left!
You're right!
And that's the reason you left!
You're right!
I left my home - to join the Army!
I left my home - for the Army!
The day I left - my mama cried!
She thought that I - would surely die!
I left my wife - crying at the door!
She knew that I - would die at war!
I left my son - playing in the yard!
Seeing daddy leave - made him cry so hard!
The Day I left-I shook my daddy's hand
And He said-I've become a man
Oh we oh we!
Oh we oh we!
Oh we oh we!
We joined the Army!
I chose this song because It describes my destiny.
DM ME THE WORD TOMATO. During SEAL training. The seals have to go through long swims on which the instructors tell them about all the sharks in the water. If a Shark circles you The SEALS are taught to stand their ground. don't swim away. And if it swims towards you hoping for a midnight snack, summon all your strength and punch him in the nose. If you want to change the world, your going to have to face some sharks. - Admiral Mcraven. watch this speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vvISVu0p4
Listen son
With my stick
You gon' have a mark from my stick
From my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
I don't wanna!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
Yeah, you want my stick
Look at my stick (Mm-hmm)
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick
Fear my stick!
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
It's my perfect stick
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Look at my stick
Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green!
Got me sick!
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't use my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
Don't you like my stick?
No, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my perfect stick
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
When they laugh at my stick, then they learn
How my stick is much denser than bacon
But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him)
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?)
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
I disappear for years then reappear
Right here to cheer about my cool stick
Little bitty kid
I had not yet found my mighty stick
Then I did! Mm-hmmm
I could break your stick usin' just my brain
My stick?
I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain
Not my stick! Hmm-mm
My stick is better than bacon!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
I don't want your stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp
Yeah, you want my stick
I mean, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my big boy stick
Really, really, really didn't (It turns out)
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison)
Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good)
Everybody can agree that seagulls are
The worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst)
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
*I don't know if this really counts as a song, but it can be found in apple music so I guess it counts.*
Beneath the clothes, we find a man
And beneath a man...
We find...
His...
Nucleus...
Nucleus?
Yes.
By Jack Black in Nacho Libre
With the eyes of a dove
With the breath of a lion
I will sing you my song
Forget about Hector
His mustache is like a girl
I could rupture his intestine
With the flexion of my thigh
My love is like the nectar
From a fruit which is forbidden
And in my heart is hidden
All the messes of my love
When you perchance to see my hunches
Like a stalion they are tight
With a breath of a chicken
Dark intruders take their flight
My love it will protect you
Like a vest of bullet-proofness
In the wind I am a warrior
In your arms I am a child
. I see you at night
. You are so delicate
. No one will touch you
. While I am watching
My love is like the nectar
From a fruit which is forbidden
And in my heart is hidden
All the messes of my love
. When I see you
. Mi thighs quiver like a girl
. But I need you to know
. That I am strong like a stalion
. I will take you on a ride
. Through the desert
. On my back
But by the beach, I mean the bay
By recent, I mean July
I walk there, shed everything I don't need
Stepping into the water, into expanse of thoughtlessness
Where no single thing operates me
The water is getting deeper
And I feel the sand beneath my toes turn to mud
And I walk until I can't touch anymore
I'm seeking something, but settling for nothing
Except to float
A darker summer night, just a silver spoon of moon
Cradling navy blue night sky
I think of God, and I think of my ex
And the two of them rally back and forth for a while
A blanket of top waters, patterned with pure reflections
And in the distance
The muffled symphony of persons worrying is somehow comforting
To know it's not only me
So I slip beneath the surface
I leave the sand, and I feel the current take me
A distant pulsing beat, chatter melts into a mumble
For a moment it's simple, for a moment
I swear I can feel the world spinning
A night swim's what I needed
That's when I really start breathing
By breathing, I mean feeling everything and nothing simultaneously
By simultaneous, I mean miscellaneous
The vast variety of unknown swimming to expand the radius
Swimming in the craziness, but not becoming it
Because simple is nice
And it's changing my mind
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
So rude and always negative
I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy
Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe
Though I'm feeling kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you crying out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringing your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm drowning, let me breathe
Counting my hours and knocking on wood
Avoiding my opposites, chewin' on chocolate
Had a bit limited time, but I should
Be good for a minute, don't want to admit it
I'm running on seconds, I'm rigid, I'm screwed
Don't know what to do, I'm thinking of you
I'm drinking up bottles and bottles of booze
Though I'm feeling kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you crying out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringing your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
That's where you told me lies
You said that I'd feel better
But this is where good guys die
You took my pride away, but
You cannot take my life
I'll find another way
I'll wonder if you're takin' my life
Though I'm feeling kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you crying out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringing your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
Though I'm feeling kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you crying out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringing your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
The Legend by Steve Cook. I sing this song because it started a panic in Michigan when it was first written. This song was written as an April Fools joke, but people took it seriously and began to report sightings of a similar monster.
A cool summer morning in early June,
is when the legend began,
at a nameless logging camp in Wexford County, where the Manistee River ran.
Eleven lumberjacks near the Garland swamp found an animal they thought was a dog.
In a playful mood they chased it around till it ran inside a hollow log.
A logger named Johnson grabbed him a stick and poked around inside.
Then the thing let out an unearthly scream and came out
and stood upright.
None of those men ever said very much, ′bout what ever happened then.
They just packed up their belongings and left that night, were never heard from again.
It was ten years later in '97, when a farmer near Buckley was found.
Slumped over his plow, his heart had stopped, there were dog tracks all around.
Seven years passed with the turn of the century, they say a crazy old widow had a dream,
of dogs that circled her house at night that walked like men and screamed.
In 1917, a sheriff who was out walking found a driverless wagon and tracks in the dust,
like wolves had been a stalkin′.
Near the roadside a four-horse team lay dead with their eyes open wide.
When the vet finished up his examination, he said it looked like they died of fright.
In '37 a schooner captain said, several crew members had reported a pack of wild dogs roaming Bowers Harbor.
His story was never reported.
In '57 a man of the cloth found claw marks on an old church door.
The newspaper said they′d been made by a dog,
he′d a had to stood 7'4".
In ′67 a van-load of hippies, told a park-ranger named Quinlinn,
they'd been awakened in the night by a scratch at the winda,
there was a dogman looking in and grinning.
In ′77 there were screams in the night, near the village of Bellaire.
Could've been a bobcat, could′ve been the wind, nobody looked up there.
Then in the summer of '87, near Luther, it happened again...
at a cabin in the woods it looked like maybe, someone had tried to break in.
There were cuts around the doors that could only been made by very sharp teeth and claws.
He didn't wear shoes cuz he didn′t have feet.
He walked on just two paws.
So far this year, no stories have appeared.
Have the dogmen gone away? Have they disappeared?
Soon enough I guess we′ll know,
cuz this is the time to fear, for another ten years has come around, the seventh year is here and somewhere in the north-woods darkness,
a creature walks upright.
And the best advice you may ever get is never to go out...
At night.