Gary jiggles in fear, but Gek charges. The behir spins around and a bolt of lightning hits the half-ogre’s sword. The electric shock burns his hands, and he drops the blade instinctively. Zorhak snarls. “Don’t interrupt my meal! I’m very huuuungry after all!” Then he breathes deeply and continues, “The ooze is a great main course, detectable and sour. Yeeeeees he will be ever so yummy- ahem. You dessert. Can’t have you too burnt, lucky you. But you will be so delectable, my sweet.” He laughs and lunges at Gary. It’s only now that Gek realizes- Where’s Morf?
"What a shame that I cannot prolong this meal, but I will savor it, oh yes. I will consume you all most voraciously!" The behir bites at Gek, who only narrowly dodges. Suddenly, a blades appears in the wyrm's side, and it howls in anger. Zaarok turns its head and snaps at Morf, who had been camouflaged against the cavern's rocky wall.
"Wait, wait!" Gek yells. "If you stop trying to eat us, we'll give you a constant supply of food. Along with a free XXL GE&C T-shirt."
The behir pauses its rampage. "That is... acceptable," it says at last.
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A muscular yet lanky human walks into the cave, dark hair flapping behind him. He wears studded leather armor, and a sheathed long sword hangs at his waist. "Um, I'm looking for Gek's Evil & Co. Is this the right place?"
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"I'm Selestros Astrin. I was a trainee at the military academy down at Riverbrook, but I got kicked out for 'going against their morals.' When I saw your flyer, I thought that I might be able to get a good job here. Clearly, I was right."
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Selestros simply steps to the side, and Gek flops awkwardly to the ground but quickly jumps to his feet. The half-orc slashes at Selestros thrice, and the human parries, slowly giving ground. The expelled trainee lowers his guard for a half second, and Gek stabs at him, but Selestros ducks, scoops up some dust, and flings it in his opponent's eyes. He then jabs his sword in Gek's side, at the same time that the half-orc brings his blade up to Selestros' throat.
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Selestros raises his hand tentatively. "Maybe we could have him be a caged monster of sorts. To make our foes fear us, make them know that to be captured by us means to become food for Zaarok."
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“Caged? Caged?! I’m getting huuuuungry again...” Zaarok hisses. Gek grabs him a steak from Gary (Gary has a lot of steaks). “No fighting!” He says sternly. “But that’s a good idea. Zaarok, want to join our team?” “Do my quest and I’ll do so,” Zarok responds. “I take no responsibility for eating anyone though.”
*I intended him to be a commander under the other characters, but not a leader in his own right. Also, I can't edit other people's posts, so no.*
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"What a shame that I cannot prolong this meal, but I will savor it, oh yes. I will consume you all most voraciously!" The behir bites at Gek, who only narrowly dodges. Suddenly, a blades appears in the wyrm's side, and it howls in anger. Zaarok turns its head and snaps at Morf, who had been camouflaged against the cavern's rocky wall.
"Wait, wait!" Gek yells. "If you stop trying to eat us, we'll give you a constant supply of food. Along with a free XXL GE&C T-shirt."
The behir pauses its rampage. "That is... acceptable," it says at last.
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Gary relaxes. Zaarhok stares at Gek. “Get me the food! I’m so very huuuungry...” He looks at Gary again longingly.
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Gary flings a steak over to Zaarok, covered in gelatinous sauce.
*Nice roleplaying guys!*
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
Zaarok eats the steak and burps. “Thanks. T-shirt?”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
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Gek throws a T-shirt to Zaarok out of his box.
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
“Gek’s Evil and Co. Interesting. I think I might have a job for you.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
A muscular yet lanky human walks into the cave, dark hair flapping behind him. He wears studded leather armor, and a sheathed long sword hangs at his waist. "Um, I'm looking for Gek's Evil & Co. Is this the right place?"
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“Yes!” Gek grins. Two jobs already!?
RIP Tavern.
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Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
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"I'm Selestros Astrin. I was a trainee at the military academy down at Riverbrook, but I got kicked out for 'going against their morals.' When I saw your flyer, I thought that I might be able to get a good job here. Clearly, I was right."
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Gek grins, then draws his sword. “Show your stuff!” He lunges, hoping this will go better than with Morf.
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All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
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Selestros simply steps to the side, and Gek flops awkwardly to the ground but quickly jumps to his feet. The half-orc slashes at Selestros thrice, and the human parries, slowly giving ground. The expelled trainee lowers his guard for a half second, and Gek stabs at him, but Selestros ducks, scoops up some dust, and flings it in his opponent's eyes. He then jabs his sword in Gek's side, at the same time that the half-orc brings his blade up to Selestros' throat.
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“Nice moves,” Gek says, lowering his blade. “Your hired. Zaarok, what’s your job? We’ve got a good band of scoundrels now, we can handle it.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"My job is to eat, didn't you say, yes?"
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Selestros raises his hand tentatively. "Maybe we could have him be a caged monster of sorts. To make our foes fear us, make them know that to be captured by us means to become food for Zaarok."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
“Caged? Caged?! I’m getting huuuuungry again...” Zaarok hisses. Gek grabs him a steak from Gary (Gary has a lot of steaks). “No fighting!” He says sternly. “But that’s a good idea. Zaarok, want to join our team?” “Do my quest and I’ll do so,” Zarok responds. “I take no responsibility for eating anyone though.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
*Can you add Selstros to the characters?*
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
*I intended him to be a commander under the other characters, but not a leader in his own right. Also, I can't edit other people's posts, so no.*
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*I know. But if he’s part of evil and co, he should be on the characters thing*
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Morf stands by sipping some tea
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