I curse you so everything will always feel slightly, off. Paintings will look a little crooked, food will taste a little too salty, and plants will be just a shade to green, and it will all drive you crazy. (Beat that!)
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I curse you to only have mustard on your pizza and PB&Js until the end of time (shouldn't have gone there bro)
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Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
I curse you to throw up seven chairs whenever anyone speaks anywhere forever!
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Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
I curse you to never be able to eat your favorite food!
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Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
I curse you to write a 100,000 word essay on the Oxford Dictionary.
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Hello!
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
I curse you to write a 150,000 page essay on the 100,000 word essay on the Oxford Dictionary. Obviously each page is about a single word, with the final 50,000 pages about the essay in general.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I curse you to have the hidden door from Coraline.
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Hello!
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
I curse you to always get sticky when something has at least 1 grain of sugar/1 millilitre of high fructose corn syrup/1 molecule anything that is sweet in your food.
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[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
I curse you so that you can ONLY be a DM when playing any ttrpg!
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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(That’s pretty much what happens already.)
I curse you so everything will always feel slightly, off. Paintings will look a little crooked, food will taste a little too salty, and plants will be just a shade to green, and it will all drive you crazy. (Beat that!)
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I curse you to only have mustard on your hot dogs or hamburgers until the end of time!
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
I curse you to only have mustard on your pizza and PB&Js until the end of time (shouldn't have gone there bro)
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
I curse you to have an uncontrollable urge to imitate a duck whenever somebody says your name!
Good thing I have a really uncommon name!
I curse you to throw up seven chairs whenever anyone speaks anywhere forever!
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
I curse you to never be able to play Dungeons and Dragons on account of persistent scheduling issues.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Bro that happens either way
I curse you to never be able to eat your favorite food!
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
I curse you so that every time a vowel is said, let it be silent or not, you throw up
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Curse you!
You must have ALL of my homebrew items!
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
I curse you to have all of MY homebrew items!
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
I curse you to write a 100,000 word essay on the Oxford Dictionary.
Hello!
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
Many thanks,
Gweledydd Slantse
I curse you to write a 150,000 page essay on the 100,000 word essay on the Oxford Dictionary. Obviously each page is about a single word, with the final 50,000 pages about the essay in general.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I curse you to have the hidden door from Coraline.
Hello!
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
Many thanks,
Gweledydd Slantse
I curse you to always get sticky when something has at least 1 grain of sugar/1 millilitre of high fructose corn syrup/1 molecule anything that is sweet in your food.
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Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
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After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
I curse you to Tell the Galeforce9 enterprise to rush in publishing & delivering the spanish versions of D&D 5ed.
I'm STILL waiting 4 THEM....................................... since 2019 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFFFFFFFFUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I curse you so that you can’t play DND
also I made it so the rock vote is at 69 percent hehe
I curse you to the bones.
Also I made a Human race win the contest.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I curse you to trip every five seconds
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
I curse you to fart everytime a sexy-girl passes by you.
I also made a balloon of cotton fibers.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk