"when should we go to the vampire's castle? well, we should take a day to prepare. lets go tonight!"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"don't worry! the doctor said its just internal bleeding. Thats where the blood is supposed to be!"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"what are you talking about? hags are bound to their promises."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"What if we try to befriend the cultists?"-Paladin Of Redemption
Session 0 - Session 1
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
DM : You all see in this room a pair of coffins with a treasure che...........
Turok, ( Fighter ) : Ok ok... let me check first what's inside those coffins........
DM: * rolls stealthily some dices *
DM: As you open the first coffin......... ROLL Iniciative ... hehehehe
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
"My CON is fine." -The Wizard with 8 CON.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I saw personally my sister make a 9 con ranger.
She still has less hp than the wizard.
Back to the game
“I want to fight the final boss” - a level 1 player
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
"Hey guys, check out this cool rock I found!"
*The 'rock' that our Ranger found was the summoning item for a powerful boss monster, who wiped us out almost immediately.*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"when should we go to the vampire's castle? well, we should take a day to prepare. lets go tonight!"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Drunk pc: “I’m sitting….”
dm: “on what?”
drunk pc: “a turtle”
there was no turtle in sight
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
But there was a tortle pc so the tortle pc stabbed the guy sitting on him
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"We collect all of our riches and place them in the dragon's hoard. Surely they'll create jobs now."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Why do I hear boss music?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I want to use my bag of beans
"I still have one wing. That's enough to fly, right?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"don't worry! the doctor said its just internal bleeding. Thats where the blood is supposed to be!"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
‘Don’t worry, I know this guy.’
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Some people think nasal mucus is funny, but it’s snot.
"what are you talking about? hags are bound to their promises."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
“This spider can’t be poisonous, what kind of spider is it? WOLF SPIDER?!”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"I use wand of wonder on the snake"
"Demons Love and Fear Me" - "Demons Fear and Love Me"
High Nerd, Demon King
"I wonder what this thing does"
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
"Yes, I cast Witch Bolt on the explosive chemicals."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.