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"Bold of you to assume I wont have the last laugh"
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Me: "I cut off the hydras head"
DM: "Which one?"
"How big is Tiamat?"
DM: *hates me* "Well, you are about to see."
"There can't be more than three of them."
"Does this have peanuts in it? I'm allergic to peanuts." (Not dnd related but still funny)
"well, we made it through that just fine!"
My friends "We should sneak through"
Me "Nah"
Not all those who wander are lost.
Check out my Monsters, Magic Items, and Spells. (These are all links.)
"Gee, he looks cute!"
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
I have tried to do that...
did not end well
Me on level one: The mind flayer sounds dumb I’m gonna go kill it.
My friends: Ok let’s go
I don't think that that god exists
They don't get that big do they?
Why is it always me
True quote involving a fire genasi and a lava river:
"It's only fire damage"
"I start singing 'All Star' by Smash Mouth."
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
Orc Cleric: "Oh wait, I thought you said this was a human community, not and el-"
Hi.
(talking to the DM) "You SUCK"
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.
This cannot possibly get worse
Dm: *Mad cackle intensifies*
Funny, I thought you said the invisible vampire bats lived in this roo-
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
Man, this champain has been easy so far!
*boss music starts*
"Bold of you to assume I wont have the last laugh"
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Me: "I cut off the hydras head"
DM: "Which one?"
"How big is Tiamat?"
DM: *hates me* "Well, you are about to see."
"There can't be more than three of them."
"Does this have peanuts in it? I'm allergic to peanuts." (Not dnd related but still funny)
"well, we made it through that just fine!"
My friends "We should sneak through"
Me "Nah"
Not all those who wander are lost.
Check out my Monsters, Magic Items, and Spells. (These are all links.)
"Gee, he looks cute!"
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
I have tried to do that...
did not end well
Me on level one: The mind flayer sounds dumb I’m gonna go kill it.
My friends: Ok let’s go
I don't think that that god exists
Not all those who wander are lost.
Check out my Monsters, Magic Items, and Spells. (These are all links.)
They don't get that big do they?
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Why is it always me
True quote involving a fire genasi and a lava river:
"It's only fire damage"
"I start singing 'All Star' by Smash Mouth."
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Orc Cleric: "Oh wait, I thought you said this was a human community, not and el-"
Hi.
(talking to the DM) "You SUCK"
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.
this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.
This cannot possibly get worse
Dm: *Mad cackle intensifies*
Funny, I thought you said the invisible vampire bats lived in this roo-
May all of your spells roll the best things for the situation on the wild magic table and all your checks to seduce dragons roll nat 20's
My first char (and namesake) Lili Scheppen!
Proud member of the cult of grammar! (grand inquisitor)
Man, this champain has been easy so far!
*boss music starts*
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.