For bringing dragons up from nowhere you are

banned

For saying I brought up dragons from nowhere when we're posting on a website whose name has the word dragons in it...

BANNED.

For saying it has the word dragons when it obviously says Dragon you are

banned

I just hate the name Bobo!

BANNED!

Suspiciously averting eyes from camera in avatar. 

Banned!

We already know that your here for DnD, don't put it in your name.

Banned!

Hair looks like a skunk

BANNED!

For having the number 123 in your username, you just used the first three numbers...

BANNED

For just saying banned and not saying ‘you are banned’, you are

banned

You are banned for being too picky...

BANNED

Banned for having a user name that sounds like out dated hardware.

For having a profile picture that looks like you’re part of a cult, you are

banned

Banned for not asking to join my cult.

For both asking to join your cult and not bolding banned, you are 

banned

For changing your profile picture without filling out the application form you are

Banned!

For not holding banned, you are 

banned

For not making any sense, you are...

BANNED

You passed me on the road today. I waved and you didn't wave back so you are

BANNED

Banned for using symbols and hand signs.

For not putting banned, you are

Banned