A strange figure appears on the main battlefield, with a cart of sorts. The cart contains an odd device in it, that blinks with flashing lights, and dings every so often.
"Come one, come all, to my stall of power. In exchange for a temporary lending of your power as the outsiders that you are, I can grant you powerful boons! Here, just allow me but a few seconds and I shall demonstrate." He then glows with power momentarily, and power flows out of him into the strange little machine. He turns back to watching the field.
1/2 for PEASANT!
((OOC: I think you should add a list of the factions to the OP JOE, I'm utterly bewildered by what's going on.))
OH NO!!! THE CHARGES!!! THEY'VE COME! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!! THE WORST MECHANIC HAS COME! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! PANIC!!!
Welp, no Use hiding it. May as well check my list of actions I wanted to do...
Action: I set up defensive turrets on the fort that automatically attack attackers.
The Basilisk is still alive because everyone Absconded and is currently busy fighting in the side quest, while I try to delay the basilisk. I believe the Basilisk is only invulnerable while not attacking or whatever, and by making it very hungry it will have to do something.
P.S. Nice OC. Now begin monologuing for a few years about the nature of the universe, Heir of Light.
OOC: Also, you just double posted.. Aeisenberg's post was a null post... so uh....
OOC: Oh, do nullposts not count for the purpose of separating posts?
I'll move the action to this post then.
The shopkeeper continues waiting by his stall, chewing on a piece of straw that he found lying around somewhere. He feeds more power into the machine, waiting for someone to become interested in his wares.
OOC: Oh, do nullposts not count for the purpose of separating posts?
I'll move the action to this post then.
The shopkeeper continues waiting by his stall, chewing on a piece of straw that he found lying around somewhere. He feeds more power into the machine, waiting for someone to become interested in his wares.
1/3 for A Toast To One's Health.
OOC: I don't really know. Also, Just as Planned.
Action: I build the fort passed the 100% mark, cause I can. 10% more fort is built, so its 110% more fort now. Did you know at 413% The Fort gains special powers?
(OOC: Wait... how is the Sidequest even supposed to end? every time we finish the part of the sidequest we were in, the GM just moves somewhere else and creates a new part. WHEN WILL IT END?!?!? WHEN WILL THE ETERNAL SUFFERING AND BLOODSHED ENNNNNDD?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The Basilisk realizes that the Cat was never in the Fort, and was just a illusion projected by me into fooling it since it is so clever it believes that I'd never put a cat in the place it will obviously attack. Instead, the cat was definitely hanging in the Very Convenient Tree the whole time! At the top branch, where cats generally climb up and get stuck in cause cats do that. (Aka, another Illusion)
Orders: Good work General. Continue on.
The basilisk sees your trick! time to encircle the convenient tree. the cat isn't getting away from it this time!
A strange figure appears on the main battlefield, with a cart of sorts. The cart contains an odd device in it, that blinks with flashing lights, and dings every so often.
"Come one, come all, to my stall of power. In exchange for a temporary lending of your power as the outsiders that you are, I can grant you powerful boons! Here, just allow me but a few seconds and I shall demonstrate." He then glows with power momentarily, and power flows out of him into the strange little machine. He turns back to watching the field.
1/2 for PEASANT!
((OOC: I think you should add a list of the factions to the OP JOE, I'm utterly bewildered by what's going on.))
You store a level P spell slot, which means level 25, as p is the 16th letter of the alphabet and if you count up 1 at a time you get 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o P.
((OOC: Alright, I read up on the threat a little bit and now understand what's going on but WHY THE HECK is the basilisk still alive!))
The shopkeeper attends to his device once more, and the device dings. 2/2 for PEASANT!
The device's front door flips open and projects out a light, that grows and grows in intensity until it flashes and everyone looks away from the blindingly bright light ow ow ow your eyes, but when you look back... there is a farmer. A farmer with a pitchfork. But the farmer looks REALLY ticked off. So ticked off that he's stronger than a normal 1 action summon!
The Farmer cusses a few times and then goes over to join the other OGs in the whereever it is that the OGs hang out when they're not failing to brutally murder a basilisk.
The shopkeep turns around. "Ah, well, that wasn't too impressive, I'll warrant, but the machine can do bigger and better than that. All it needs is a bit of player power, and it'll set you right up with summons and powerful action tickets." And with that he leans against his cart and waits.
You summoned Enraged Peasant (-1 level p slot, and this action)! 15 HP, 5 attack, and the ability to throw his pitchfork for 10 damage one time only.
Welp, no Use hiding it. May as well check my list of actions I wanted to do...
Action: I set up defensive turrets on the fort that automatically attack attackers.
The Basilisk is still alive because everyone Absconded and is currently busy fighting in the side quest, while I try to delay the basilisk. I believe the Basilisk is only invulnerable while not attacking or whatever, and by making it very hungry it will have to do something.
P.S. Nice OC. Now begin monologuing for a few years about the nature of the universe, Heir of Light.
OOC: Also, you just double posted.. Aeisenberg's post was a null post... so uh....
#VoidIsBetter
You add turrets to aid the Clouded mirror defence! +5 retaliation damage!
OOC: Oh, do nullposts not count for the purpose of separating posts?
I'll move the action to this post then.
The shopkeeper continues waiting by his stall, chewing on a piece of straw that he found lying around somewhere. He feeds more power into the machine, waiting for someone to become interested in his wares.
1/3 for A Toast To One's Health.
You gain +1 level P spell stored! Spell level officially work on a Sexagesimal system. what would a level (capital) X (so, 60) spell slot do? I don't know. I can tell you that the only way I know to attain one would be using 2^60 level 1 slots, or 2^59 level 2 slots, etcetra up to 2^35 level p slots. that is correct, the only way I know for obtaining this spell slot is 34359738368 posts of waiting. but hey, if you don't set your sights that far ahead, a mere 4 level p slots can get you a level r slot. what does the Godmodder use? Level (Capital) G spell slots, which is 2^17 level p slots to obtain, but he does need to do nothing for 8 hours to replenish them and he can't store that many. I kinda went off on a tangent there.
Action: I build the fort passed the 100% mark, cause I can. 10% more fort is built, so its 110% more fort now. Did you know at 413% The Fort gains special powers?
alright, you do that, and yes, I was quite aware. the fort now has 8 more HP. (weakened since it's building beyond the design's intent.)
After my epic martial arts moves, I teleport to the fort, along with my shoggoth and byakhee
you do that. inspecting your Shoggoth, you discover that while stabilized, it is in negative hit points. it cannot act for now.... Don't ask how the shoggoth's link hasn't broken despite being negative.
The elementals finishes the power absorption rod and trap. each lesser elemental then looses their remaining level 3 spell slots. rod charged! The byakhee maintains the fake kryptonite spike illusion for the elementals. The Basilisk is circling the tree. many coils. the cat cannot escape it now! it then mutates, rolling 63- neutral. its tongue turns transparent. does that help with anything? probably not.
[OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled. [A] Angry peasant 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Piono's property. or something. [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H-OG] Shoggoth stable: -1 hit points /25 HP Bound to Acerak! Acid skin! [in fort]
[H-OG] Byakhee 12 /12 HP Bound to Acerak! minor illusion ability! [in fort] [OG?]Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated. [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x11 Level 1.5 Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 4 aside from 1 level 8 slot each. no level 3 slots. new plan: Unlucky socks. setting up trap. [NO]NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod!
[OG] Fort in progress 133/125 hp 110% done Clouded mirror defence! Turrets! 13HP sandbag perimeter! Basilisk Trap (unluckyness)
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort!
[OAG-Shard]Basilisk: 3B0 /A00 HP Flesh to Stone gaze(weakened)! Real big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be Red! Low wisdom saving throws. 49% Sanity. Disintegrating (10 damage a round.) Random tail fin, forked tongue. mind half gone. Is Grey! Starveling cat in Fort! distracted (pretty lights!). Invulnerable! Irradiated. Unaccountably peckish 4.
I send the three demon koalas my hat summoned to try and do some magic demon koala combo to knock over the goliath, and then my legs perform a flying quintuple spin rocket kick on the Goliath, and my body has somehow turned his arms into grappling hooks, and grapples onto the godmodder, giving him the greatest headbutt ever known to man, monster, and nearly god. (there was one about 99458238825 years ago that was really a whopper)
the Godmodder is in another room! you still whack the GOLIATH around a bunch. It probably won't be able to keep from falling.
(OOC: Wait... how is the Sidequest even supposed to end? every time we finish the part of the sidequest we were in, the GM just moves somewhere else and creates a new part. WHEN WILL IT END?!?!? WHEN WILL THE ETERNAL SUFFERING AND BLOODSHED ENNNNNDD?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Simple. when the sidequest started, the Godmodder was still on the main field- this was not intended to Have the Godmodder involved. but everyone entered the sidequest, so the Godmodder followed, making the sidequest more difficult. the original goal of this quest is not the Godmodder, however; it is something hidden here By the Godmodder. the Godmodder can only run away for so long before he's backed up against whatever it is.
The rock [67/100] strikes Aeisenberg dead-on, for 25 damage. The GOLIATH falls backwards, knocking the improved product out of the wall. it pierces the GOLIATH's left shoulder- damage the flex seal can't heal, due to the power of the product. the GOLIATH still acts, grabbing the product out of their shoulder and Fastattack-jabbing it down at the statue!
The Deva takes out a spear of ice. they're going to face this attack head-on. because that's how logic works!
[GM]Godmodder: 293 /300 HP Nearly a deity. [AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands(lopsidedly), and part of chest flextaped! head FLEX TAPED! 100% improved product (heading for statue)! Flex Seal can (almost empty, on floor. drying out in 1!)! ??? Health. I'mperfect.Torn back of shirt. Can use fastattack every other round without repercussions. hands sorta FLEXTAPEd together, on back. hole in shoulder [P] Aeisenberg 26/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. [P] Booksbooks3 74/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. Bleeding from armstump (-1 regen) [P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. [P] Holyvigil 100/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. [P] woobydoobydoo 100/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. [Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP Statue shielded. spear of ice. (statue targetted by 100% improved product! 2 sidequest player posts remaining!)
The shopkeep leans against his stall, pouring more energy into the machine, he's a LITTLE disappointed by the weakness of the peasant, but he supposes that's only to be expected given the fact that he wasn't charged for very long at all. 2/3 for A Toast To One's Health.
I think I'll lay out how the shop system works, well, it's more of an AUCTION I suppose. Whenever I finish a charge, the person who has donated the most energy to me will get the result, and either have their stored credit reduced to 0, or an amount of credit equal to the charge total of the summoned thing taken out from their account, whichever amount loses them the least amount of credit.
The round before completion, two options will be given, to take the charge in entity form or in action ticket form. Action tickets are basically stored charged actions, which are more effective than your normal regular actions, but can only do specific things as a sacrifice.
Anyways, the angry farmer is for sale at a price of 1 action. Hand me one action and you can choose to spend it on purchasing the angry farmer.
The Shopkeeper continues sitting back chewing on his straw, and opens the door to his thing upon hitting 3/3 for a Toast to One's Health. Instead of a flashing light, an airplane flies overhead and drops something that parachutes to the ground. The parachute completely covers it up, but it then hops out from underneath the parachute. It appears to be some kind of toaster with a large vial of health potion solution attached to the side of it.
Healing toaster summoned! Every round, the healing toaster creates two pieces of toast, which can be eaten as a bonus action to heal the person or entity that does. Only one piece of toast per bonus action.
Orders: The healing toaster is to not grant anybody else toast until they buy the toaster. Until that happens the angry farmer is to guard the toaster, and the toaster is to give a piece of toast to the farmer every round.
Stuff for sale: Angry Farmer: 1 point Healing toaster: 2 points Next charge: Auction.
In the main area, a gnarly looking hand bursts forth from the ground, releasing a torrent of spores from beneath the earth.
A fungus covered Lich dude rises up along with hundreds of mossy mushroom-covered zombies. He says "what the hell has been going on up here? you woke me up Godmodder, y'old bastard. not cool." as more and more mushroom covered horrors rise up from the earth.
Orders: With the raise of the lich's hand some of the zombies begin to erupt into a storm of spores that fill the air, seeding the ground with a sentient hive mind of fungus that rapidly begins to spread in the direction of godmodder (who i think is currently in the area of some side quest i'm not 100% sure on? Just trying to bridge the gap)
There is no definition of doing it right or wrong. The side quest area, though, I believe is in another level/playing field/dimension outside of the main field.
Action: I upgrade the turrets to tier two, doubling their damage and health.
In that case: The sentient hive mind fungus flowers into beautiful violet blossoms that reveal circular planar gateways that open up to a space not far from the fort.
Spores pour out of the gates on the fort side of things and just start spreading along the ground there as well, spawning more gross mushroom-guys who are currently just like swarming Godmodder, not really doing much just like being gross and swarming.
EDIT: (oh god i just took in what the "deity" status implies. Guess ill see what happens)
Welp, no Use hiding it. May as well check my list of actions I wanted to do...
Action: I set up defensive turrets on the fort that automatically attack attackers.
The Basilisk is still alive because everyone Absconded and is currently busy fighting in the side quest, while I try to delay the basilisk. I believe the Basilisk is only invulnerable while not attacking or whatever, and by making it very hungry it will have to do something.
P.S. Nice OC. Now begin monologuing for a few years about the nature of the universe, Heir of Light.
OOC: Oh, do nullposts not count for the purpose of separating posts?
I'll move the action to this post then.
The shopkeeper continues waiting by his stall, chewing on a piece of straw that he found lying around somewhere. He feeds more power into the machine, waiting for someone to become interested in his wares.
1/3 for A Toast To One's Health.
(OOC: Wait... how is the Sidequest even supposed to end? every time we finish the part of the sidequest we were in, the GM just moves somewhere else and creates a new part. WHEN WILL IT END?!?!? WHEN WILL THE ETERNAL SUFFERING AND BLOODSHED ENNNNNDD?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
After my epic martial arts moves, I teleport to the fort, along with my shoggoth and byakhee
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
The basilisk sees your trick! time to encircle the convenient tree. the cat isn't getting away from it this time!
You store a level P spell slot, which means level 25, as p is the 16th letter of the alphabet and if you count up 1 at a time you get 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o P.
The Basilisk is invulnerable until it attacks something! you bounce off.
You add turrets to aid the Clouded mirror defence! +5 retaliation damage!
You gain +1 level P spell stored! Spell level officially work on a Sexagesimal system. what would a level (capital) X (so, 60) spell slot do? I don't know. I can tell you that the only way I know to attain one would be using 2^60 level 1 slots, or 2^59 level 2 slots, etcetra up to 2^35 level p slots. that is correct, the only way I know for obtaining this spell slot is 34359738368 posts of waiting. but hey, if you don't set your sights that far ahead, a mere 4 level p slots can get you a level r slot. what does the Godmodder use? Level (Capital) G spell slots, which is 2^17 level p slots to obtain, but he does need to do nothing for 8 hours to replenish them and he can't store that many. I kinda went off on a tangent there.
The byakhee maintains the fake kryptonite spike illusion for the elementals.
The Basilisk is circling the tree. many coils. the cat cannot escape it now! it then mutates, rolling 63- neutral. its tongue turns transparent. does that help with anything? probably not.
[A] Angry peasant 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Piono's property. or something.
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG?] Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated.
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x11 Level 1.5 Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 4 aside from 1 level 8 slot each. no level 3 slots. new plan: Unlucky socks. setting up trap.
[NO] NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod!
The GOLIATH falls backwards, knocking the improved product out of the wall. it pierces the GOLIATH's left shoulder- damage the flex seal can't heal, due to the power of the product. the GOLIATH still acts, grabbing the product out of their shoulder and Fastattack-jabbing it down at the statue!
The Deva takes out a spear of ice. they're going to face this attack head-on. because that's how logic works!
[GM] Godmodder: 293 /300 HP Nearly a deity.
[AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands(lopsidedly), and part of chest flextaped! head FLEX TAPED! 100% improved product (heading for statue)! Flex Seal can (almost empty, on floor. drying out in 1!)! ??? Health. I'm perfect.Torn back of shirt. Can use fastattack every other round without repercussions. hands sorta FLEXTAPEd together, on back. hole in shoulder
[P] Aeisenberg 26/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier.
[P] Booksbooks3 74/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. Bleeding from armstump (-1 regen)
[P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area.
[P] Holyvigil 100/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area.
[P] woobydoobydoo 100/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area.
[Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP Statue shielded. spear of ice. (statue targetted by 100% improved product! 2 sidequest player posts remaining!)
I pull out a strange tablet out of my pocket and show it to the GOLIATH: "here, click this link"
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Demon koala orders: chase after the GM and beat him to a pulp. (I then pet them because koalas are so CUTE!)
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I give the shoggoth some potions of healing
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
The shopkeep leans against his stall, pouring more energy into the machine, he's a LITTLE disappointed by the weakness of the peasant, but he supposes that's only to be expected given the fact that he wasn't charged for very long at all. 2/3 for A Toast To One's Health.
I think I'll lay out how the shop system works, well, it's more of an AUCTION I suppose. Whenever I finish a charge, the person who has donated the most energy to me will get the result, and either have their stored credit reduced to 0, or an amount of credit equal to the charge total of the summoned thing taken out from their account, whichever amount loses them the least amount of credit.
The round before completion, two options will be given, to take the charge in entity form or in action ticket form. Action tickets are basically stored charged actions, which are more effective than your normal regular actions, but can only do specific things as a sacrifice.
Anyways, the angry farmer is for sale at a price of 1 action. Hand me one action and you can choose to spend it on purchasing the angry farmer.
I start up the drill to supply materials for my engineers to build up the fort every turn.
Orders: Good Work, General. Create backup plans if the Unluckyness trap fails.
The Shopkeeper continues sitting back chewing on his straw, and opens the door to his thing upon hitting 3/3 for a Toast to One's Health. Instead of a flashing light, an airplane flies overhead and drops something that parachutes to the ground. The parachute completely covers it up, but it then hops out from underneath the parachute. It appears to be some kind of toaster with a large vial of health potion solution attached to the side of it.
Healing toaster summoned! Every round, the healing toaster creates two pieces of toast, which can be eaten as a bonus action to heal the person or entity that does. Only one piece of toast per bonus action.
Orders: The healing toaster is to not grant anybody else toast until they buy the toaster. Until that happens the angry farmer is to guard the toaster, and the toaster is to give a piece of toast to the farmer every round.
Stuff for sale:
Angry Farmer: 1 point
Healing toaster: 2 points
Next charge: Auction.
I monitor the drill and make sure it works properly and doesn't fail.
In the main area, a gnarly looking hand bursts forth from the ground, releasing a torrent of spores from beneath the earth.
A fungus covered Lich dude rises up along with hundreds of mossy mushroom-covered zombies. He says "what the hell has been going on up here? you woke me up Godmodder, y'old bastard. not cool." as more and more mushroom covered horrors rise up from the earth.
Orders: With the raise of the lich's hand some of the zombies begin to erupt into a storm of spores that fill the air, seeding the ground with a sentient hive mind of fungus that rapidly begins to spread in the direction of godmodder (who i think is currently in the area of some side quest i'm not 100% sure on? Just trying to bridge the gap)
(am i doing it right?)
There is no definition of doing it right or wrong. The side quest area, though, I believe is in another level/playing field/dimension outside of the main field.
Action: I upgrade the turrets to tier two, doubling their damage and health.
In that case: The sentient hive mind fungus flowers into beautiful violet blossoms that reveal circular planar gateways that open up to a space not far from the fort.
Spores pour out of the gates on the fort side of things and just start spreading along the ground there as well, spawning more gross mushroom-guys who are currently just like swarming Godmodder, not really doing much just like being gross and swarming.
EDIT: (oh god i just took in what the "deity" status implies. Guess ill see what happens)
The shopkeep continues to wait until someone shows some interest in his wares. 1/5 for BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO
Stuff for sale:
Angry Farmer: 1 actions
Healing toaster: 2 actions
BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO: Auction.
OOC: Fine, it's measured in actions now, you happy?