A1 + A2 + A3 + Dragon Talons = THE RETURN Ah, it's good to be back. I mark my return with a suitably epic moment where I fly up (actually down, because you were on the moon) in slow motion, light bending all around me. Then, my Lunar Wings decide to stop flapping (this is happening on purpose yeah, right no it totally is) and I fall... Onto , scraping my very heated talons (shut up night I had a very fast descent which you sped up by spreading your wings like a parachute) across 's stats. Not their health. Their stats, like regen and DR. I then flap in place (that's not a thing), scraping 's stats' skin with them. I then flap back out into space (is there a reason for this other than explaining wing malfunctions?) and reveal that I just grappled onto several asteroids, stopped flapping (again? night be quiet I'm not the one who got themselves ejected yeah but I ejected you first), then let go of the asteroids just before I was about to hit the ground/ along with the asteroids. The asteroids still hit the ground/.
Orders (haha I still control your entities never thought of that did you) Tom Sawyer pulls out a cannon which contains every successful, and unsuccessful, attack in CTG, CTG 2, DTG, DTG 2, DTG 0, and so much more. The unsuccessful ones are fired at the Godmother first, then the successful ones. The Energy Plant/Soul Fragment commits arson, I guess. Nothing much else to do. Sword Guy repeats themselves by pressing a button! They also ponder what sword training does. The Health Altar upgrades the Night Dragon with actions. The Clerics get summoned. Oh, they also heal the Inside-Out Tank (and Storm Man). I (the night dragon) hold my claws over a cultist cat. "In the name of Tiamat, I, Night, do sacrifice this feline zealot on this 3743rd post of page 185." They are then sacrificed. In the name of Tiamat. We need like, an altar or something.
Action 1: I force the Shadow Cats mouth open really wide, so wide that I easily shove piles of weed killer covered fish and shrimp into its throat. After that I wrap its entire body in seaweed. Then, I pull out a very japanese katana that I use to quickly and artistically cut the Shadow Cat up into sushi. I eat the sushi for a taste test.
Action 2: I unnecessarily awesomely front flip over a healer cat. I then shoot it in the face with my Festering Ordnance.
Action 3: I laugh at the pathetic cat. Look at that wimpy literal and figurative P****. Its almost not even worth this action, it honestly should just give up and wander the earth out of self pity and pathetic need for approval.
(Do I have to pick up the things the Craftbot crafted or do I already technically have them?)
All Actions: I upgrade the Craftbot's shaping by giving it its own Mini-Crafting Spirit.
Entity Orders: My entities attack the Healer Cats. The Craftbot begins crafting Fancy Old Clothes.
Endless Calamity: 41.36+?.??/100
Confront the Godmother Action:
Replying to Simuob: Hmm... wait a second! I've seen this action before! It's like an action from that game with the bad competence man! The Godmother is unaffected because your attack wasn't original.
Replying to ORIGIN: The Godmother remembers she got hit with a nuke! 10,000 damage! The dryness doesn't stop the Godmother because she wasn't covered in water in the first place!
Replying to Clown: So apparently the Clownmodder got 2 Chicanery. He is able to hold his own against 3 godmodders now!
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You shoot out every attack that ever happened. The Clownmodder's Curse of Redundancy glitches out and weakens your attack immensely. 10,000 damage!
THE GODMOTHER says "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man." and spits out the Peter Griffinmodder! The Clownmodder and the Peter Griffinmodder are fighting each other. "Gee, this is worse than that time I wasn't able to deal 3000 damage to the Cyborg Turnip Army because the Clownmodder was blocking me." The Cyborg Turnip Army deals 1000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. Players from the original CTG arrive to aid you! The ones who didn't die from old age, that is. They will act next turn. THE GODMOTHER gains 50,000 HP.
[OG] CTG Players: 30,000 Player Power [OG] Cyborg Turnip Army: 3600 HP, 1000 A [C] The Clownmodder: 3/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, 2 Chicanery, 1/3 godmodders held off [PG] Peter Griffinmodder: 1/1 HP [GM] THE GODMOTHER: 2,029,000 HP, gains 50,000 HP every turn, spits out a godmodder every turn
A2: GLT Artillery power up: 3/3 (Complete) GLT Fire! Thousands of charged plasma particles rain down on the godmodder! Energy rain! Indestructible Laser escorts fire also to protect the laser shots until they reach their target!
A3: I throw my legendary weapon at the Godmodder: A rolled up rug with a cat in the middle of it! That cat can talk! It screams: "I am unbeatable!" And so becomes unbeatable. It attempts to eat the godmodder piece by piece!
Orders:
Castle guard create human wall and engulf the godmodder!
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A1 + A2: Metamorphose the problem into a completely different and substantially more confusing problem? Sure! I BYTE THE DUST Chip Magus style, using magnet magic to rip out the sabotaged nuclear reactor and fire it as a nuclear bomb at ! This is probably bad for the grounded ship's power supply, but think of the explosive slash radioactive potential!
A3: Hemostat Rite: Cure Bleeding, Temporary Vampirism. I ritually sacrifice some of the Blood to mitigate the bleeding on the F through developing lifeforce resorption!
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Entity orders: With the power of legalized murder and fireworks shows, applicable entities...tie up Sneloiv in paperwork! Behold....busywork! Sort records, sort samples, record temperature, process data, enter ID codes, upload SO much data to all these very important administrative crossreference purposes! I have no idea what people would be clerking for, but they'll probably figure it out. Other entities act at discretion (perhaps try not to get irradiated by nuclear fallout or something).
You throw the Reactor at ! If nothing happens to it, it'll explode at the end of the round! You decide to mitigate The F's bleeding by applying blood! It takes 50 Blood, but you reduce the Bleeding enough to on-net not drain health! Entities ordered!
I attack THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW with all my actions
The catapult fires at the healer cats. Ganlidore casts enlarge on the catapult’s projectile before it hits the cat, making it deal more damage.
The healer heals the scientist. He will be vital to our victory over the bats
The performer inspires the scientist. We need to research hydraic more than ever before (seemingly .39/1)
The catapult progress was in fact a typo (.16/1)
Plant (.55/1)
The fortune teller continues to read the fortune of the tinkerers (1 round left)
The knights and archers finish off the healer cat that the catapult attacked, if it is still alive, and then any that didn’t attack yet attack the cyclone.
Out of the castle walks the royal weatherman! They predict the weather with impressive accuracy… by controlling it!
A1 + A2 + A3 + Dragon Talons = THE RETURN Ah, it's good to be back. I mark my return with a suitably epic moment where I fly up (actually down, because you were on the moon) in slow motion, light bending all around me. Then, my Lunar Wings decide to stop flapping (this is happening on purpose yeah, right no it totally is) and I fall... Onto , scraping my very heated talons (shut up night I had a very fast descent which you sped up by spreading your wings like a parachute) across 's stats. Not their health. Their stats, like regen and DR. I then flap in place (that's not a thing), scraping 's stats' skin with them. I then flap back out into space (is there a reason for this other than explaining wing malfunctions?) and reveal that I just grappled onto several asteroids, stopped flapping (again? night be quiet I'm not the one who got themselves ejected yeah but I ejected you first), then let go of the asteroids just before I was about to hit the ground/ along with the asteroids. The asteroids still hit the ground/.
Orders (haha I still control your entities never thought of that did you) Tom Sawyer pulls out a cannon which contains every successful, and unsuccessful, attack in CTG, CTG 2, DTG, DTG 2, DTG 0, and so much more. The unsuccessful ones are fired at the Godmother first, then the successful ones. The Energy Plant/Soul Fragment commits arson, I guess. Nothing much else to do. Sword Guy repeats themselves by pressing a button! They also ponder what sword training does. The Health Altar upgrades the Night Dragon with actions. The Clerics get summoned. Oh, they also heal the Inside-Out Tank (and Storm Man). I (the night dragon) hold my claws over a cultist cat. "In the name of Tiamat, I, Night, do sacrifice this feline zealot on this 3743rd post of page 185." They are then sacrificed. In the name of Tiamat. We need like, an altar or something.
You attack , reducing its DR and Regeneration by 11! In retaliation, turns its head at the moment of the first flyby, goring you with its Crimson horn! The long gash this leaves, accounting for your existing injuries, qualifies as a Major Wound! the Energy Plant set the plants on fire and some of them burned down into ashes. But why. Why did it do this. Entities ordered!
Action 1: I force the Shadow Cats mouth open really wide, so wide that I easily shove piles of weed killer covered fish and shrimp into its throat. After that I wrap its entire body in seaweed. Then, I pull out a very japanese katana that I use to quickly and artistically cut the Shadow Cat up into sushi. I eat the sushi for a taste test.
Action 2: I unnecessarily awesomely front flip over a healer cat. I then shoot it in the face with my Festering Ordnance.
Action 3: I laugh at the pathetic cat. Look at that wimpy literal and figurative P****. Its almost not even worth this action, it honestly should just give up and wander the earth out of self pity and pathetic need for approval.
You kill and eat the Shadow Cat! it tastes like... all the poisons you shoved into it, mostly, because shadows don't really taste like much. You shoot the Healer Cats, killing two and leaving behind two Rotting Masses! You're right, it's not worth this action! ...because it already died! Instead of laughing at the corpse of a cat, you may act an extra time next round. unless you knew that and wanted to laugh at the corpse, I guess.
(Do I have to pick up the things the Craftbot crafted or do I already technically have them?)
All Actions: I upgrade the Craftbot's shaping by giving it its own Mini-Crafting Spirit.
Entity Orders: My entities attack the Healer Cats. The Craftbot begins crafting Fancy Old Clothes.
Endless Calamity: 41.36+?.??/100
Confront the Godmother Action:
(on inspection, I see you were already including them in your Endless Calamity charge progress, so the tracker will now despawn.) You upgrade the Craftbot! Entities ordered! But how is the Craftbot supposed to create fancy old clothes? whatever it crafts will be, inherently, brand new!
ORIGIN:
[Clown]:
2 Goddamned Bats attack , 1 attacks the MOTH PALADIN(these 3 die, and six more rise in their places), 1 attacks (and destroys) the shield beacon, and the remaining 26 attack the Inside-Out Tank for 26 damage. ecneserP ehT decays, and heals itself for 100 HP. The Sharkmeat Cyclone whirls about, inflicting 7 damage to the Rotting Masses, Goddamned Bats, Demonic Clowns (one of whom dies), Tent, Well, Jadranko, a Goddamned Cat, and Terminally Foolish Cultist, 10 healing to , and 3 damage to Nedben's Firmament Armor! It then spins down the Entity List, all the way to the very bottom, while gaining 9% durability. glances around the battlefield, then pounces on the Health Altar's clerics, killing seven and dealing 10 damage to an eighth in a single slash of its crimson claw, then flying back with a tug of the tail still embedded into the Inside-Out Tank to land on the same. A pulse of red goes through the Runes of the wing, coalescing around and reinforcing three of the ephemeral sigils, which orbit ominously. With its 1.6 remaining actions, digs its knife-paw into the tank beneath it, dealing 27 damage after SHP... Exactly enough to down the Tank, which with a shriek which sounds less like twisting metal and more like an collapses inwards and transforms into an Inside-Out Cat, tearing free of 's tail in the process and spraying dark MINUS everywhere. The Goddamned Cats attack for 3 damage, dying from thorns. (This does not grant Life Force due to the Malnourished passive.) The Unbeatable Cat stands in front of the Reactor!
The Godmodder uses his action to subtly, but pervasively, alter the entire update, making player actions less effective and responses more formulaic!
The Reactor Nedben threw proceeds to detonate, inflicting 240 damage to the Unbeatable Cat, 120 damage to , 60 damage to the Goddamned Cats(killing 6, and 12 rise), 30 damage to the Goddamned bats (killing 3, and 6 rise) and inside-out Cat, and 15 damage to each of the entities in the grounded ship (the ship bodyguards this damage, so none of them die)!
[AG- Shard III] 1717/2832 HP, 9 DR, 25 Thorns, 55 Regeneration. 30 Pudding (+10/R), 438 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 60 MINUS(+10/kill). 6.6 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Chronicle's Claw(Storied Scar, From Stone.). Antipode Ascent (-50 Life Force/round. Access to the Weather Tab. Cursed Coterie, Flayed Formula ). Devilscrown (Lucifer Laceration, ??). Impelled Solidus (Fool's Change).
For my first action, I give the unbeatable cat really heavy armor. This armor raises its hp by a large amount, but is too heavy for it to use at full strength and reduces its attack.
For my other two… what’s that?
I look somewhere near the battlefield. (2/5)
Ganlidore casts dominate monster on the inside-out cat to try to briefly make it OG
If successful, the inside-out cat attacks THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW
The healer heals the gardener.
The weatherman tries to calm the winds, specifically the cyclone.
The performer inspires the scientist, who continues to research the bats’ hydraic trait (.46/1).
Shaping fun things (.6/1 plant)(.26/1 explosive blaster)
the fortune teller finishes the tinkerers’ fortune. They see… a mighty siege weapon that will define its category of weapon for decades.
The knights, archers, and catapult all attack the cyclone.
Out of the castle walks nothing. Maybe something big will come next round.
A1: Make new old things? Sure, I can cause problems and/or help on purpose! I do something with generation of aggravated conditions of heat, humidity, oxygen, sunlight, vibration, etc. used to speed up the normal aging processes of items, with the technology of event reversion I developed earlier to create intensified events! It's like fast forwarding but the time is compressed. And it's in a wine rack for some reason because that's the thing that does the heated vibration glowy part.
A2: I apply catnip to the Unbeatable Cat. Sedatives, far out man.
A3 + applicable entities: I invite large portions of Sneloiv to the Clown Moon Traveling Circus, with my allies leveraging buyouts and meeting scheduling to get them to actually go! This throws large chunks of the city garrison into the clown situation.
Other entities act at discretion since I'm distracted by inventions and watching clowns from a safe distance or something.
A1 + A2 + A3 = Heal up a bunch First, I chug a bottle of VERY HEALTHY STUFF, assimilating it into me and becoming VERY HEALTHY STUFF. Second, I absorb 's life force into myself, healing up. Third, I train. I train so hard that, after my training, you can see various signs of healthiness and vitality flowing through me, and that uh... I'm stronger than before (or maybe that's just the fact that the dragon talons have started boosting action power)
11.5/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
Orders: Tom Sawyer forcefully forces the rune that give the Godmother it's power into nonexistence. The Energy Plant/Soul Fragment sdhfksjdhsjdhfksjhd's, making some civilization from the burnt ashes of the dead plants. The Health Altar upgrades the Night Dragon with more actions! The Clerics heal Storm Man!! (as well as the Health Altar)! Sword Guy attacks 's Cat-aclysmic Overwrite! And if it can't do that, it attacks 's actions! I (the Night Dragon) upgrade myself with more actions! As well as attacking the Inside-Out cat!
I don't know if Nedben's action will help me in this chargequest, but if it doesn't... To create fancy old clothes, the Craftbot will create them in the past! How? Well, normal craftsmen can only create things in the future, but advanced craftsmen like the Craftbot can create things IN THE PAST. It's really only a matter of un-crafting entropy. Anyways, the Craftbot crafts the fancy old clothes exactly 89 years ago.
All Actions: charge
Entity Orders: Storm Man!! attack the Healer Cats. The Craftbot continues crafting Fancy Old Clothes.
A1 + A2 + A3 + Dragon Talons = THE RETURN
, scraping my very heated talons (shut up night I had a very fast descent which you sped up by spreading your wings like a parachute) across 
's stats.
's stats' skin with them.
along with the asteroids.
.
Ah, it's good to be back.
I mark my return with a suitably epic moment where I fly up (actually down, because you were on the moon) in slow motion, light bending all around me.
Then, my Lunar Wings decide to stop flapping (this is happening on purpose yeah, right no it totally is) and I fall...
Onto
Not their health. Their stats, like regen and DR.
I then flap in place (that's not a thing), scraping
I then flap back out into space (is there a reason for this other than explaining wing malfunctions?) and reveal that I just grappled onto several asteroids, stopped flapping (again? night be quiet I'm not the one who got themselves ejected yeah but I ejected you first), then let go of the asteroids
just before I was about to hit the ground/
The asteroids still hit the ground/
11.5/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, Multitasking,)
Orders (haha I still control your entities never thought of that did you)
Tom Sawyer pulls out a cannon which contains every successful, and unsuccessful, attack in CTG, CTG 2, DTG, DTG 2, DTG 0, and so much more.
The unsuccessful ones are fired at the Godmother first, then the successful ones.
The Energy Plant/Soul Fragment commits arson, I guess. Nothing much else to do.
Sword Guy repeats themselves by pressing a button! They also ponder what sword training does.
The Health Altar upgrades the Night Dragon with actions.
The Clerics get summoned. Oh, they also heal the Inside-Out Tank (and Storm Man).
I (the night dragon) hold my claws over a cultist cat.
"In the name of Tiamat, I, Night, do sacrifice this feline zealot on this 3743rd post of page 185."
They are then sacrificed. In the name of Tiamat. We need like, an altar or something.
there should be a ctg wiki
Action 1: I force the Shadow Cats mouth open really wide, so wide that I easily shove piles of weed killer covered fish and shrimp into its throat. After that I wrap its entire body in seaweed. Then, I pull out a very japanese katana that I use to quickly and artistically cut the Shadow Cat up into sushi. I eat the sushi for a taste test.
Action 2: I unnecessarily awesomely front flip over a healer cat. I then shoot it in the face with my Festering Ordnance.
Action 3: I laugh at the pathetic cat. Look at that wimpy literal and figurative P****. Its almost not even worth this action, it honestly should just give up and wander the earth out of self pity and pathetic need for approval.
(Do I have to pick up the things the Craftbot crafted or do I already technically have them?)
All Actions: I upgrade the Craftbot's shaping by giving it its own Mini-Crafting Spirit.
Entity Orders:
My entities attack the Healer Cats.
The Craftbot begins crafting Fancy Old Clothes.
Endless Calamity: 41.36+?.??/100
Confront the Godmother Action:
Replying to Simuob:
Hmm... wait a second! I've seen this action before! It's like an action from that game with the bad competence man! The Godmother is unaffected because your attack wasn't original.
Replying to ORIGIN:
The Godmother remembers she got hit with a nuke! 10,000 damage!
The dryness doesn't stop the Godmother because she wasn't covered in water in the first place!
Replying to Clown:
So apparently the Clownmodder got 2 Chicanery. He is able to hold his own against 3 godmodders now!
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You shoot out every attack that ever happened. The Clownmodder's Curse of Redundancy glitches out and weakens your attack immensely. 10,000 damage!
THE GODMOTHER says "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man." and spits out the Peter Griffinmodder!
The Clownmodder and the Peter Griffinmodder are fighting each other. "Gee, this is worse than that time I wasn't able to deal 3000 damage to the Cyborg Turnip Army because the Clownmodder was blocking me."
The Cyborg Turnip Army deals 1000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
Players from the original CTG arrive to aid you! The ones who didn't die from old age, that is. They will act next turn.
THE GODMOTHER gains 50,000 HP.
[OG] CTG Players: 30,000 Player Power
[OG] Cyborg Turnip Army: 3600 HP, 1000 A
[C] The Clownmodder: 3/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, 2 Chicanery, 1/3 godmodders held off
[PG] Peter Griffinmodder: 1/1 HP
[GM] THE GODMOTHER: 2,029,000 HP, gains 50,000 HP every turn, spits out a godmodder every turn
A1: Castle spreading process: 3/8
A2: GLT Artillery power up: 3/3 (Complete) GLT Fire! Thousands of charged plasma particles rain down on the godmodder! Energy rain! Indestructible Laser escorts fire also to protect the laser shots until they reach their target!
A3: I throw my legendary weapon at the Godmodder: A rolled up rug with a cat in the middle of it! That cat can talk! It screams: "I am unbeatable!" And so becomes unbeatable. It attempts to eat the godmodder piece by piece!
Orders:
Castle guard create human wall and engulf the godmodder!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 144.4/999
ecneserP ehT regenerates.
You throw the Reactor at
! If nothing happens to it, it'll explode at the end of the round!
You decide to mitigate The F's bleeding by applying blood! It takes 50 Blood, but you reduce the Bleeding enough to on-net not drain health!
Entities ordered!
You attack
for 50 damage!
entities ordered!
You attack
, reducing its DR and Regeneration by 11! In retaliation, 
turns its head at the moment of the first flyby, goring you with its Crimson horn! The long gash this leaves, accounting for your existing injuries, qualifies as a Major Wound!
the Energy Plant set the plants on fire and some of them burned down into ashes. But why. Why did it do this.
Entities ordered!
You kill and eat the Shadow Cat! it tastes like... all the poisons you shoved into it, mostly, because shadows don't really taste like much.
You shoot the Healer Cats, killing two and leaving behind two Rotting Masses!
You're right, it's not worth this action!
...because it already died!
Instead of laughing at the corpse of a cat, you may act an extra time next round. unless you knew that and wanted to laugh at the corpse, I guess.
(on inspection, I see you were already including them in your Endless Calamity charge progress, so the tracker will now despawn.)
You upgrade the Craftbot!
Entities ordered! But how is the Craftbot supposed to create fancy old clothes? whatever it crafts will be, inherently, brand new!
ORIGIN:
[Clown]:
2 Goddamned Bats attack
ecneserP ehT decays, and heals itself for 100 HP.
The Sharkmeat Cyclone whirls about, inflicting 7 damage to the Rotting Masses, Goddamned Bats, Demonic Clowns (one of whom dies), Tent, Well, Jadranko, a Goddamned Cat, and Terminally Foolish Cultist, 10 healing to
Exactly enough to down the Tank, which with a shriek which sounds less like twisting metal and more like an
The Goddamned Cats attack
The Unbeatable Cat stands in front of the Reactor!
The Godmodder uses his action to subtly, but pervasively, alter the entire update, making player actions less effective and responses more formulaic!
The Reactor Nedben threw proceeds to detonate, inflicting 240 damage to the Unbeatable Cat, 120 damage to
[AG- Shard III]
20 - To show you the power of FLEX TAPE, ecneserP ehT sticks back together its most decaying bits, making it fall apart less.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 147.8/999
ecneserP ehT regenerates.
For my first action, I give the unbeatable cat really heavy armor. This armor raises its hp by a large amount, but is too heavy for it to use at full strength and reduces its attack.
For my other two… what’s that?
I look somewhere near the battlefield. (2/5)
Ganlidore casts dominate monster on the inside-out cat to try to briefly make it OG
If successful, the inside-out cat attacks THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW
The healer heals the gardener.
The weatherman tries to calm the winds, specifically the cyclone.
The performer inspires the scientist, who continues to research the bats’ hydraic trait (.46/1).
Shaping fun things (.6/1 plant)(.26/1 explosive blaster)
the fortune teller finishes the tinkerers’ fortune. They see… a mighty siege weapon that will define its category of weapon for decades.
The knights, archers, and catapult all attack the cyclone.
Out of the castle walks nothing. Maybe something big will come next round.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
A1: Make new old things? Sure, I can cause problems and/or help on purpose! I do something with generation of aggravated conditions of heat, humidity, oxygen, sunlight, vibration, etc. used to speed up the normal aging processes of items, with the technology of event reversion I developed earlier to create intensified events! It's like fast forwarding but the time is compressed. And it's in a wine rack for some reason because that's the thing that does the heated vibration glowy part.
A2: I apply catnip to the Unbeatable Cat. Sedatives, far out man.
A3 + applicable entities: I invite large portions of Sneloiv to the Clown Moon Traveling Circus, with my allies leveraging buyouts and meeting scheduling to get them to actually go! This throws large chunks of the city garrison into the clown situation.
Other entities act at discretion since I'm distracted by inventions and watching clowns from a safe distance or something.
A1 + A2 + A3 = Heal up a bunch
's life force into myself, healing up.
First, I chug a bottle of VERY HEALTHY STUFF, assimilating it into me and becoming VERY HEALTHY STUFF.
Second, I absorb
Third, I train. I train so hard that, after my training, you can see various signs of healthiness and vitality flowing through me, and that uh... I'm stronger than before (or maybe that's just the fact that the dragon talons have started boosting action power)
11.5/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
Orders:
's Cat-aclysmic Overwrite! And if it can't do that, it attacks 
's actions!
Tom Sawyer forcefully forces the rune that give the Godmother it's power into nonexistence.
The Energy Plant/Soul Fragment sdhfksjdhsjdhfksjhd's, making some civilization from the burnt ashes of the dead plants.
The Health Altar upgrades the Night Dragon with more actions!
The Clerics heal Storm Man!! (as well as the Health Altar)!
Sword Guy attacks
I (the Night Dragon) upgrade myself with more actions! As well as attacking the Inside-Out cat!
there should be a ctg wiki
A1: Castle spreading process: 4/8
A2: I summon an infinite amount of broiled sharks to bribe the unbeatable cat back to my side!
A3: I shoot the godmodder with a broken potato gun! It's limited edition! It has a picture of Elon musk on it!
Orders:
Castle guard to annoy the Godmodder to death.
Unbeatable cat to sneak up on the godmodder and bite it! Bite it hard!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Why is my post spam?
I play varis in the twinkling stars tavern, you should check it out! I’m making a Harry Potter themed campaign, Check it out Here.
I just said it used all my actions to use prismatic spray at the godmodders face
I play varis in the twinkling stars tavern, you should check it out! I’m making a Harry Potter themed campaign, Check it out Here.
Now you know joebob’s pain
The discord actually has a spam emoji because joe has to turn all his posts into series of images to stop them from being marked as spam
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
I don't know if Nedben's action will help me in this chargequest, but if it doesn't...
To create fancy old clothes, the Craftbot will create them in the past! How? Well, normal craftsmen can only create things in the future, but advanced craftsmen like the Craftbot can create things IN THE PAST. It's really only a matter of un-crafting entropy. Anyways, the Craftbot crafts the fancy old clothes exactly 89 years ago.
All Actions: charge
Entity Orders:
Storm Man!! attack the Healer Cats.
The Craftbot continues crafting Fancy Old Clothes.
Endless Calamity: 44.36+?.??/100
No CTG2 this update, sadly.
can i join in?
All shall DIE unless they like mimics
If they like mimics well... they turn into one
if they are neutral then we just put them in the dungeon until they make up their mind:)
If your a mimic you must obey the god of mimics(me)
this seems amazing!
All shall DIE unless they like mimics
If they like mimics well... they turn into one
if they are neutral then we just put them in the dungeon until they make up their mind:)
If your a mimic you must obey the god of mimics(me)
Just like deep dungeon, it’s explicitly in the rules that you can. Just read joebob’s first post and most recent post, and then take 3 actions.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
I do a back flip and attempt to summon zeus
All shall DIE unless they like mimics
If they like mimics well... they turn into one
if they are neutral then we just put them in the dungeon until they make up their mind:)
If your a mimic you must obey the god of mimics(me)
Action 1: I do a charging.
Action 2: I implant an overgrowing tumor into a Healer Cats skull.
Action 3: I throw a punctured rubber duck at the Unbeatable Cat.