I think my appetite is spiking right now... must be because of this food and the satisfaction rejection of my body. I eat the ghosts.

Quote from Aeisenberg >>

I'll try to cast dispel magic on the water elemental. Let's see if that de-corrupts. 

Orders: IF IT AIN'T BROKE, BREAK THE EISHALON.

 lets see....
Dispel magic works on spells of equal or lower level as the used spell slots, and otherwise has to roll for success. Godly spell slots cap at 25. but what level did you cast Dispel Magic as? Well, back when redrover was around, it was discovered that Player Spells are cast at level "p"unless otherwise mentioned. counting upwards in base anything high enough for "p" to exist, player slots are Level 25 (in base 10). So, unlikely as it may seem, all your spells are equivalent to a divine beings spells.
Now, either you can disconnect the Holy water elemental from the now-corrupt god, by dispelling the magic connecting them. alternatively, you could stretch logic and maybe dispel HV's corruption of the god itself, but the issue there is that, well, you aren't targetting the god. so now we have a second conundrum. you can already definitely decorrupt the elemental (though they may not like being severed from their god), but we now need to see if you can fully succeed, and to know this we need to determine whether a holy water elemental would qualify as an extension of the god.
After a search, i can find no reason to believe a holy water elemental would be considered an aspect or avatar of the chosen god.
The Holy water elemental has been de-corrupted, and is now communicating with the deva in a manner you could in theory understand, except I (not being a holy being myself) do not know what they would be talking about.

DEVA: Thank you for the help.
DEVA: I suppose I owe you a favour. what'll it be?

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I fire another blast at it.

You fire another blast! I realize i forgot to roll elcount last time, so you get two rolls for element count. a 19 and a 1, so you get 2 elements:  and .  damage: 43 and  46.
crits: yes, and no.
a gust of wind buffs the Totemic Eagle, a strong, chilled energy entwined with it, doing 99+ 60, or 159 damage total, and strengthening the [numbed] status.
The eagle shrieks, and gets a few ice shards in its beak for the effort.
The Elder villagers finish their spells, and 4 massive chains of ice fire from their wands, binding the eagles limbs and head without harming it. They slump in the same manner you did when your mana ran out, but then continue, one launching anothers wand into the bottom of a mesa plateu, forcing the eagle to turn its beak upwards. the others move to other directions, keeping the chains taut.
Elder Villager: GET HIM, EVERYONE!
A massive hoard of villagers charge from behind, mostly the ones with daggers.
The Meteor then crashes into the Eagle. selecting area to free... the meteor slams into the left arm, cracking the chain holding it in place. luckily, none of you are close enough for it to grab you.
[meteor damage: 149, no crit, multiplied to 171, elemental damage of 97 added on]
Elder Villager: Young'un, are ye' able to cast your Ice spell again?

[42] Totemic Eagle 603/1220 ❤.  Fire explosion breath, big. Numbed (4)
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 ❤, canes with golden patterns, Fiteing (custom spell)
[  ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[Var] hoard 20/20 without running, x34, all using daggers.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo  305/350 ❤ Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)  8 soul dots 12/20 ✹  34305/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.

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Quote from hungryvisitor >>

I think my appetite is spiking right now... must be because of this food and the satisfaction rejection of my body. I eat the ghosts.

 eat... the ghosts... you just barely avoid being knocked away, and manage to eat part of the poltergiests physical form.
the poultergiest flings a painting at you, knocking you into the river behind you(you failed the roll to stop it in time). well, you were already pretty wet.

Poultergiest ??/?? HP Manipulation of Nearby Objects In Tornado-Like Form (with holes in it). territorial.
Formless Ghoul(s?) ??/?? HP visible only as a faint distortion in the air, barring senses specific to the detection of the restless dead.

"Chill out!"

Ice snake and hoping for cold damage on my blasts.

Hm... I feel pretty cold... the satiation lessens too...

Then at a certain starvation level it just stops. Back to hungry visitor I guess. I pull out a device I stole from a ghostbuster and use it against the ghost

Using the escape spell I jump over the ghosts, using the run spell on my floating bone pole (I use it to walk on it) I run over the ghosts on the roof and then invade visit the house.

Excalium Orbital Cannon 10.2/20

Ah! Of course! I use Fire Stone forged lens. Not only will they not melt upon the laser firing, but it will power it up with FIRE POWER! HUZZAH!

Quote from WoobyDoobyDoo >>

"Chill out!"

Ice snake and hoping for cold damage on my blasts.

your snake coils around its other leg, applying Numbed II (3+1) (-5 mana)
then u fires bolt! you fail the manipulation roll with a 7.
 air!  42 damage, no crit, 55 total.
The Elder villagers move to the sides. you wonder why for about 1 second before the hoard runs you over, charging full tilt (due to the lack of hostile intent, only 7 damage).
They then climb on the eagle. it tries to claw at them, but it's too numb to do more then clumsy flailing.
all 34  stab it. their daggers look cheap, dealing only scratch damage, overall doing a total of 34 damage... you notice they're all wearing horse masks.
then, 14 emeralds pop into existance.
what.
The totemic Eagle then regenerates 4 health from the chains.

[42] Totemic Eagle 518/1220 ❤.  Fire explosion breath, big. Numbed II (3+1)
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 ❤, canes with golden patterns, Fiteing (custom spell)
[  ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[Var] hoard 20/20 without running, x34, all using daggers. and wearing horse masks.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo  300/350 ❤ Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)  8 soul dots 9/20 ✹  34305/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.

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Quote from hungryvisitor >>

Hm... I feel pretty cold... the satiation lessens too...

Then at a certain starvation level it just stops. Back to hungry visitor I guess. I pull out a device I stole from a ghostbuster and use it against the ghost

 

Using the escape spell I jump over the ghosts, using the run spell on my floating bone pole (I use it to walk on it) I run over the ghosts on the roof and then invade visit the house.

 you do that! I realize movement spells should probably be weaker... oh well. if combat is supposed to be a necessity, i can just lock you in somehow.
You enter the Top Floor window of the Twain mannor...

you are now here!
There sure are a lot of distortion-y things around, ey?

Quote from GoldHero101 >>

Excalium Orbital Cannon 10.2/20

Ah! Of course! I use Fire Stone forged lens. Not only will they not melt upon the laser firing, but it will power it up with FIRE POWER! HUZZAH!

 do you get the stone from somewhere, or do you just have this stone for some reason?

Kersplode it again in the face with the ice.

Hm... distortions... what could that mean. My paranormal book didn't say anything about distortions.

I should ask someone, no experiment, no just ignore them, no what I really want is... a trainer. These distortions remind me of the oblivion invisibility spell... so I unload metric tons of talcum powder from my inventory.

Quote from Aeisenberg >>

"Hold onto that favor for now. I like keeping options open."

In the meantime, I'll make Retainer Sish-Kebab!

Orders: Keep on keeping on!

 The Deva nods, then jumps off (taking the elemental with them).
+1 Favour of the Deva! you may redeem this at any point where you are capable of communication with the Deva to have it do you a favour (you must actually communicate ofc).  The favour is not magically binding, and so might be refused on subjects the Deva finds particularly morally repulsive, or if it's too hard for the Deva.
you aim to shiskebab some retainers! attack is lowered, but success will kill both of them.
R's of Folly deftly dodge the jab [26]
no dice.
The hound bite at retainers! nope. Perry follows up with throwing his hat at one of them, then sitting on it, before throwing it at the other as a projectile weapon.
R. of Folly1 wears it obliviously [ 2]
R. of Folly2 endures the force    [33]
1 down.
The remaining retainer and the eishalon attack perry. the retainer realizes, one second too late, that even a perfect roll would be ac-nulled. total, perry takes 12 damage from both attacks.
The radiation enforcer targets Aeisenberg and starts charging up.
The Godmodder sees the Deva is gone. iiinteresting...  for now, he partitions the radiation of the world into pillars- there's a 75% chance of being in a shadiamond section and a 25% chance of being in a different one, but radiation now rises faster.
Goldhero reaches 70% shadiamond, significantly impairing their finemotor control and such.

Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) injured. invisible. Favour of the Deva.
Evonix: 75% shadiamond. transparent, meaning shadiamond will not further harm them.
Goldhello. 70% shadiamond, lite injruy
Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10 ).
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13 emerald goop,zombie mage corpse

Quote from hungryvisitor >>

Hm... distortions... what could that mean. My paranormal book didn't say anything about distortions.

I should ask someone, no experiment, no just ignore them, no what I really want is... a trainer. These distortions remind me of the oblivion invisibility spell... so I unload metric tons of talcum powder from my inventory.

 The powder floats to the floor. it looks like the distortions aren't solid.

Quote from WoobyDoobyDoo >>

Kersplode it again in the face with the ice.

 elcount: 1. element: ✦. (control check failed) you do 64 damage, no crit, 84 in the end.
the elders stand calmly, and the hoard attacks again for another 34 damage.  another 14 pieces flake off and turn into emeralds.
The eagle regenerates more this time, gaining 64 health, and smoke starts to rise from its beak.

[42] Totemic Eagle 464/1220 ❤.  Fire explosion breath, big. Numbed II (2+1)
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 ❤, canes with golden patterns, Fiteing (custom spell)
[  ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[Var] hoard 20/20 without running, x34, all using daggers. and wearing horse masks.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo  302/350 ❤ Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)  8 soul dots 11/20 ✹  34305/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.

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Screw those distortions then. If they can't affect the reality they are literally worthless. "Excuse me Mr. Twain! Er. I am not a stabber or something." (I scream in a loud voice)

This better attract his attention. Getting this founder training is really hard to do. Like... you get thrown away by an angel, crash into a village of dumb people, flee, see wolves and snow golems, flee, accelerate time, bleed, see ghosts, get wet, flee and even expend your last precious meal... I had it enough with those strange things getting in my way.

Excalium Orbital Cannon 11.2/20

I bought the fire stones need from poke-marts. 15 thousand poke dollars, WORTH IT!

Ice snake and leap out of the way as a fireball most likely flies at me. Then blast it ded.

Quote from hungryvisitor >>

Screw those distortions then. If they can't affect the reality they are literally worthless. "Excuse me Mr. Twain! Er. I am not a stabber or something." (I scream in a loud voice)

This better attract his attention. Getting this founder training is really hard to do. Like... you get thrown away by an angel, crash into a village of dumb people, flee, see wolves and snow golems, flee, accelerate time, bleed, see ghosts, get wet, flee and even expend your last precious meal... I had it enough with those strange things getting in my way.

 well, "non-solid" doesn't mean "can't affect reality". clearly they at least affect light.
there's a pause as your voice echoes through the house. you think you see something move in the corner of your vision, but there's nobody there.
as for difficulty, you're trying to get tutoring in an extremely obscure magic which practically speaking you just made up yourself. It's going to be pretty hard to find someone who already knows this magic. you're lucky the guy who knows it is on the same continent as you are.

Quote from GoldHero101 >>

Excalium Orbital Cannon 11.2/20

I bought the fire stones need from poke-marts. 15 thousand poke dollars, WORTH IT!

 for some reason, that made me laugh. +1.3 charge.

Quote from WoobyDoobyDoo >>

Ice snake and leap out of the way as a fireball most likely flies at me. Then blast it ded.

 
'nother snake, numbed III (1+1+2),  -5 mana.
The eagles mouth explodes with fire, but because it's pointed up from the chains, none of it comes your way. instead, the chain holding its head in place shatters, and 3 members leave the hoard. The elder whos chain snapped grunts, and starts casting another spell.
the hoard does 31 damage and makes 11 more emeralds clatter to the ground.
you fire another blast. 27 ✦, no crit, 35.
the eagle regens 10 hp

[42] Totemic Eagle 408/1220 ❤.  Fire explosion breath, big. Numbed III (1+1+2)
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 ❤, canes with golden patterns, Fiteing (custom spell: chains of immobility)
[  ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[Var] hoard 20/20 without running, x31, all using daggers. and wearing horse masks. 39
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo  304/350 ❤ Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)  8 soul dots 8/20 ✹  34305/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.

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KERSPLODE FACE.

Hm... nobody home.

I should find him though. Maybe I should widen my field of sensory ... no he could be everywhere... or maybe he just wants to mess with me?

"OK I guess this house does not belong to anyone... maybe I can claim it as my own house?" (I say in a volume that one would use if he speaks to himself knowing that someone hears the words, like as if you play hide and seek with a small child and know where it is and just say "Where is she? I can't see her, definitely.")

Excalium Orbital Cannon 13.5/20

I continue work on the cannon.

Quote from Aeisenberg >>

Let's fool that radiation crusher. I cast mislead,  making the illusory me pretend to scramble and run from the attack in a panic. the real me skulks about, gauging the reaction of the crusher.

I believe you know the orders by know.

 ...radiation crusher? there's only a radiation enforcer...? crusher died a while ago.
The Enforcer is fooled, as far as you can tell.
I do not, in fact, know the orders by now.

Quote from GoldHero101 >>

Excalium Orbital Cannon 13.5/20

I continue work on the cannon.

 you do that! hm... how are you going to get it into orbit?
that is usually a very hard thing is it not?
...especially since i'm pretty sure most DnD planes are flat, not round.

Faithful Dog atak! nope.
Perry, unlike me, does know the orders by now, and follows up with another atack! sadly, the eishalon rolls a perfect roll of 40.
The enforcer fires at Aeisenberg...s illussory copy. Aeisenberg rolls to convincingly make the copy turn into diamond*.
DC 15 11
*If the roll is successful and Aeisenberg doesn't want it, they may retroactively fail.
The retainer of folly looks around . it can't hurt perry even with a perfect roBLARG
the manifest absorbs the retainer for health, and then does 6 damage to perry through AC.
The Godmodder makes an amazing discovery: sometimes horses appear! he understands that all things are in horses, and horses, in all things. As it turns out, a horse last seen in the godmodder's possession was, in fact, on their person.
that would be the Nightmare, the joke boss with no stats. The Godmodder is now mounted on a horse... or is he? his foot touches the ground and his hip rotates and where exactly could this "horse" he's riding be? so he is on foot... or is he? The shapes of horses seem to surge behind the swirls of cloth. you can tell his horse is made of a black smoke-fire, but you're not sure whether there's a horse present at all.
---
Perrys shadiamond starts to advance again, reducing attack to 20.

Goldhero finds they are very shadiamonded. this is a problem. it's kind of hard to move, actually.

Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) injured. invisible. Favour of the Deva.
Evonix: 75% shadiamond. transparent, meaning shadiamond will not further harm them.
Goldhello. 80% shadiamond, lite injruy
Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10 ).
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13 emerald goop,zombie mage corpse

Quote from WoobyDoobyDoo >>

KERSPLODE FACE.

(elcount 1)
you are very eloquent! you do in fact roll fire, the most explosive element, so it does in fact Kerspload Faic,!a;.Wwwwweq
22 damage nocrit 29 damage. this knocks its aim off course, resulting in the next attack crashing into a canyon(?) wall.
The hoard keeps stabbing, this time making 8 more emeralds, still doing 1 damage apiece.

 a fireball explodes the side of a wall thing. irrelevent, for now at least.

[42] Totemic Eagle 348/1220 ❤.  Fire explosion breath, big. Numbed II (1+2)
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 ❤, canes with golden patterns, Fiteing (custom spell: chains of immobility)
[  ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[Var] hoard 20/20 without running, x31, all using daggers. and wearing horse masks. 47
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo  306/350 ❤ Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)  8 soul dots 10/20 ✹  34305/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), Ice snake (R-R-L)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.

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Wobbydoobydoo : beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls,  unidentified leggings , 0+193 , thank-you note, weird "compass"

Quote from hungryvisitor >>

Hm... nobody home.

I should find him though. Maybe I should widen my field of sensory ... no he could be everywhere... or maybe he just wants to mess with me?

"OK I guess this house does not belong to anyone... maybe I can claim it as my own house?" (I say in a volume that one would use if he speaks to himself knowing that someone hears the words, like as if you play hide and seek with a small child and know where it is and just say "Where is she? I can't see her, definitely.")

 A Voice comes from the left,near candles of blue fire and a chandelier.

???: You might want to leave.
???: There is nothing in this Mansion.
???: and This place is private.

The figure returns to the room behind it just as the chandelier's holder-uppy-thing snaps, sending it crashing through the floor, leaving a small fire and a large hole in your way. also, in case it wasn't clear enough, the spirally-things are corrugating between you and where the figure was.

"Nothing in this Mansion?!" my face twists into something I would be embarrassed about if I saw myself.

"Er... that's awkward. I am searching for a guy called Twain... because I invented a new magic and wanted to find a professional trainer... he must have moved. Could you please tell me where  he moved? I will pay you whatever you desire if it isn't my death or something equally stupid."

Sigh why am I so unlucky?