"OK. I'll start researching either the creation or just the location and create those items or simply steal them... maybe I can even buy them with my wealth."
To show that I am serious, I sober up completely and then call down the whole nation I own to create a base nearby.
"Well, I'll tell you what I already know about them. the prince's crown is a legendary artifact from that one island with the bird-men, Clearsight spectacles are an old legend- I don't know how to make them, but I've heard tales of a truly prodigious optometrist on another continent who may. lastly, the Sigil of Existance I don't know, but you'll probably only find it being used by magicians about twice as strong as myself. it's probably the most common of the three, given there's more the one such stave presently in existence." You establish a base nearby. [if nearby outside mansion] some people on a ship notice immediately and start running around like panicked ants. eventually, they calm down anBOOM. the base explodes in a large fireball. it looks like some people here have claimed the area through bigger explosion diplomacy. [if nearby in graveyard] eyething attacks it and it is now another haunted house [if on surrounding mountains] it sits there, but man is it uncomfortable working in the cold. like, maybe they'd be better off not being around instead of freezing their extremities off.
In any case, twain then helps you train with this. you can tell he's not sure what he's doing, having yet to encounter founder magic (turns out the book told you about him because he's the Founder of a group of magically gifted individuals. he was great at magic, though), but he works on. regardless, through power of incredible talent, player weirdness, or him being skilled, the training helps. you are now a Founder! there's still some rough edges only experience can smooth out (60% to maxed founder-tier founding), mostly due to the lack of beings with physical bodies to work on, but this is promising. you can now use ye founding powers more effectively, and each use will grant you some more expertise, while not doing it for like 10 rounds will start to silently decrease expertise. Thinking back to your "leveling system", you wanted to get [Crystal Founder] next- maybe twain will have some advice for that?
I, the Magnificent Mad Scientist Frank, (or MMSF for short) am building a monster! One to surpass even Metal Gear! he will use his monster to siege the Godmodder! but I need materials, ingredents to build my master piece. A head of the Boar Lord, the tentacles of a kraken, the body of tim the wondercaster and the legs of a yeti. with these and a bit of mystery meat that I found in my backyard after a chili cookout. I will make the ultimate creation!
I, Frank, will set out with my many brews to find tim the wondercaster, knowing how to nullify his strange and spurious magic.
so... you are building a monster, and that monster will use his monster to siege the godmodder? cool. you aren't sure all of those things exist here. for example, there are no important people known by the name tim. not discouraged at all, you set off to find someone as similar to tim the wondercaster as possible! the Godmodder follows you as you go to the [choose direction: North, North-west, West, South-west, South, South-east, East, North-east]. also, can you describe anything about tim other than that he has strange and spurious magic?
I go north in my search for Tim the Wonder mage. he is a unknowablly old goblin wizard with pitch green skin that always wears a banana yellow robe and hat. he is a conjurer, so he moves often. He also has a magical item that blocks him from magic to find where he is. so I'm going on a guess. I only know that his fortress is in the northern hills.
Welp setting up the base failed miserably. I think I'll go back to that village with the rainbow houses and search for clues and a lot of bodies are present too... before leaving I ask MT about going further beyond becoming a Crystal founder (after explaining that I am willing to make a second contract after the first is fulfilled (well in theory he could try and abuse the first one because of the open payment, but I am pretty open too and declare war if he does that and kill him as reaction to that)).
I go north in my search for Tim the Wonder mage. he is a unknowablly old goblin wizard with pitch green skin that always wears a banana yellow robe and hat. he is a conjurer, so he moves often. He also has a magical item that blocks him from magic to find where he is. so I'm going on a guess. I only know that his fortress is in the northern hills.
you hear a really quiet chuckle, as if someone made a bad pun... ahem. anyway, you quickly run off towards the north, passing some small ruins, a few trees, a river... And then you are here. The Godmodder moves around quickly ahead of you, and in a manner that makes it difficult to target him, as normal.
as the Godmodder moves about ahead of you, his hand glows, then dim. in the background, the many undead of the ruins you've come to stand turn towards you, eyes glowing cyan. ...there are more, they're just not in your line of sight.
[Lv. 22]Ancient Tarmect residents [|||30|||] x3. looking at you!
Welp setting up the base failed miserably. I think I'll go back to that village with the rainbow houses and search for clues and a lot of bodies are present too... before leaving I ask MT about going further beyond becoming a Crystal founder (after explaining that I am willing to make a second contract after the first is fulfilled (well in theory he could try and abuse the first one because of the open payment, but I am pretty open too and declare war if he does that and kill him as reaction to that)).
"hm... so you need a crystal to get stronger? uh..." the armor quickly walk/floats to a corner of the room and nudges a rock with its foot, opening a library, which they search through. "Ah, here. I think there are two options for you." "on this continent, there are legends of four elemental crystals of great power, as well as a ritual regarding one pure of heart gathering all of them... I don't know where they are,but they're of fire, sand, greenery, and spirits. that may help." "the other option..." (he replaces the book and grabs another) "I've heard murmurs of a lake of almost-solidified magic across the sea. it glows with purple and blue unlike any other body of water... such power needs a source, or it would diffuse into nothing, and the most stable source would be crystal. any man would have collapsed from age after these millennia, liquid evaporates, and gas scatters through cracks. its name was... Laque Gylhai." "I advise the second one. you can find the clearsight spectacle's maker somewhat nearby, so it may save you time."
I start doing Fortnite emotes in front of the godmodder, making hi8 scarred for life.
hieight scarred for life? well, none of them involve height, so that can't happen... there sure are a lot of fortnite emotes though. ...why would anyone need so many. why. anyway, the Godmodder's fine. since you're in front of the Godmodder, you're approximately in the same place as blibbers, unless you don't want to be, but if you are then you too will have to contend with the horrors of 3 random zombies the Godmodder grabbed.
I ride over the horizon on a lobster motorcycle with rocket boosters and buzzsaw wheels.
"I'M BACK, LOSERS!"
I then pull out a little remote device, press a button, and a medium-sized missile launches into the battlefield.
you're... dead, actually. well, you were until just now. now you're in that state where you aren't dead and you aren't alive because you're partway betwee wait no now you're alive. your previous playerlist entry: [Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10 ). 8 Soul points.] The tunnelbuild sidequest was at 16/20. (action spent becoming alive)
Now I need to find a poor fool at the rainbow houses who has a "pure heart" and then somehow extract that heart... nonsense I will get his/her DNA and then create an
[organ harvest factory]
Well firstly, I need to travel to rainbow houses, so I use my racial ability [Hungry Revisit] which lets me return to a location I already been to.
Now I need to find a poor fool at the rainbow houses who has a "pure heart" and then somehow extract that heart... nonsense I will get his/her DNA and then create an
[organ harvest factory]
Well firstly, I need to travel to rainbow houses, so I use my racial ability [Hungry Revisit] which lets me return to a location I already been to.
you use your ability which you totally have! Lets see... yes, that's the most recent city you've visited. you are now in rainbow house cluster village. as you look around, your common sense starts mumbling about how 'pure of heart' is probably about morals. On the other hand, your experience with reed flute attacks suggests it probably doesn't matter, and your dubiously-real experience with mushroom mead suggests
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tarrasque, i'd respond to your action, but it doesn't make sense to do so unless blibbers also posts, since your goal was to allow them to do things.
Due to the extra time by the distraction, I am able to rifle through my bag and pull out five viles, three red and two purple. I drink the two purple and turn into a half tarrasque! I then go to each zombie and pour the red liquid on them. causing them to violently shack and pass out. "*notices Godmodder* OwO what's this?" I then use my special ability Half-Tarrasque SMASH and RKO out of nowhere the godmodder.
I begin a ritual to summon an ancient, unspeakable evil; sealed away by time, never to return. Only the bold (or very, very foolish) speak his name: Crazy Frog.
I feel the need to awaken the earth and give it HP. Then I have the need to eat something since this is a [Hungry Revisit] we are talking about. I eat the nearest thing that isn't me.
A moose suddenly flies out, interrupting the summoning of such an atrociously evil entity as Crazy Frog. As it arcs by, it considers attacking the godmodder but has an existential crisis and walks away sadly.
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I'm the idiot that decides to make Phil Swift in DnD.
I try to distract the godmodder by eating myself, allowing Blibbers to continue without interruption.
that seemed hillarious to me when I first read it, so the Godmodder stares at you dumbfounded while you consume your own self. the zombies are, ah, a bit too dumb to be confused, but they're slow. ish.
Due to the extra time by the distraction, I am able to rifle through my bag and pull out five viles, three red and two purple. I drink the two purple and turn into a half tarrasque! I then go to each zombie and pour the red liquid on them. causing them to violently shack and pass out. "*notices Godmodder* OwO what's this?" I then use my special ability Half-Tarrasque SMASH and RKO out of nowhere the godmodder.
Violently shack, you say? (Godmodder position inaccurate.) There are now several shacks in the way! also, you jump at the Godmodder, grab him, and fall down. GODMODDER: Wha-Oof! 2 damage. The Godmodder then bounces off the ground as if it is a trampoline, and backflips away over the gate and into the ruins. You think you can see him through the gate, but there's a Shack in the way.
[Lv. 22]SHACK [|||120|||] x2. Violent! was once a zombie. not as immobile as one might expect.
[GM] Godmodder: 281 /300 HP4/4 1/4 Regality. in ruins
I begin a ritual to summon an ancient, unspeakable evil; sealed away by time, never to return. Only the bold (or very, very foolish) speak his name: Crazy Frog.
The chant begins: "Bing Bing"
how... interesting. You feel the bindings react, but strangely. in fact, they seem downright hostile! it's almost like whoever made them didn't want them open. but then why would you want to free ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴀɴɴᴏʏɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪɴɢ Iɴ ᴛʜᴇ WORLD ? clearly, the sealer could think of no reason. then, a moose flys by and slams into you before flying away, completely disrupting your attempt. i mean, instead of Bing Bing you went Bing BOW THE PAIN AAAAAAAAA THE PAIN AIIIEEEEEEE. that's not the chant at all!
Alex the Insane hobbles over a hill and casts a 9th level fireball
and cackles madly
As Alex hobbles over the hill (hm... what hill? random.org don't fail me now! ok, That hill), he notices it is a strange hill. almost like a cliff, perhaps? then he trips on a tree root and the fireball hits the ground. the far away ground, in the cave he's fallen to the entrance of. "This is totally how fireballs look!" /s. The cave is very dark and full of mushrooms and webs. Alex is uncertain as to the contents, though he did notice some curved spikes of rock in front of him before falling down and rolling over.
I feel the need to awaken the earth and give it HP. Then I have the need to eat something since this is a [Hungry Revisit] we are talking about. I eat the nearest thing that isn't me.
you messily devour a large watermelon. luckily for you, the nearest thing was not a hoomin. you then awaken the earth. the world is very confused about this, but accepts. i guess. now if something would otherwise damage the earth, it is blocked. ...until the earth runs out of HP, which it does almost instantly. 61% Founder level
A moose suddenly flies out, interrupting the summoning of such an atrociously evil entity as Crazy Frog. As it arcs by, it considers attacking the godmodder but has an existential crisis and walks away sadly.
you have successfully interrupted the summoning of the 'atrociously evil entity' [Crazy Frog], by way of SUDDENLY, MOOSE. perfecshublublkblbu
Now I would like to introduce them to my culture. Or should I? The internet could be a grave mistake since it only created some gems and a lot of garbage... Lets start with the WC. I create some public toilets (including pipes, robotic plumbers and everything else needed to keep this shit.disposal. up) that can be used if they pay me taxes in form of filling out this simple psychological test every month including this one, but they have to be awakened first to gain permission to even get the test.
I play surf rock band causing bright to get them as helpers and ask them to try to contact the star fish while bright should try looking for an animal farm in the godmodders base
Now with the violent shacks and more than enough distraction Half-tarrasque Frank will take out a bubbling blue potion and pour it on his feet. as he does so the sonic theme starts playing... his legs move at startling speeds running down to Tim's fortress. the others can handle the godmodder at this time.
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"Well, I'll tell you what I already know about them. the prince's crown is a legendary artifact from that one island with the bird-men, Clearsight spectacles are an old legend- I don't know how to make them, but I've heard tales of a truly prodigious optometrist on another continent who may. lastly, the Sigil of Existance I don't know, but you'll probably only find it being used by magicians about twice as strong as myself. it's probably the most common of the three, given there's more the one such stave presently in existence."
You establish a base nearby.
[if nearby outside mansion] some people on a ship notice immediately and start running around like panicked ants. eventually, they calm down anBOOM. the base explodes in a large fireball. it looks like some people here have claimed the area through bigger explosion diplomacy.
[if nearby in graveyard] eyething attacks it and it is now another haunted house
[if on surrounding mountains] it sits there, but man is it uncomfortable working in the cold. like, maybe they'd be better off not being around instead of freezing their extremities off.
In any case, twain then helps you train with this. you can tell he's not sure what he's doing, having yet to encounter founder magic (turns out the book told you about him because he's the Founder of a group of magically gifted individuals. he was great at magic, though), but he works on. regardless, through power of incredible talent, player weirdness, or him being skilled, the training helps. you are now a Founder! there's still some rough edges only experience can smooth out (60% to maxed founder-tier founding), mostly due to the lack of beings with physical bodies to work on, but this is promising. you can now use ye founding powers more effectively, and each use will grant you some more expertise, while not doing it for like 10 rounds will start to silently decrease expertise.
Thinking back to your "leveling system", you wanted to get [Crystal Founder] next- maybe twain will have some advice for that?
additional card [surf rock band] added.
I go north in my search for Tim the Wonder mage. he is a unknowablly old goblin wizard with pitch green skin that always wears a banana yellow robe and hat. he is a conjurer, so he moves often. He also has a magical item that blocks him from magic to find where he is. so I'm going on a guess. I only know that his fortress is in the northern hills.
OK I got it. Founder expertise get! YAY
Welp setting up the base failed miserably. I think I'll go back to that village with the rainbow houses and search for clues and a lot of bodies are present too... before leaving I ask MT about
going further beyondbecoming a Crystal founder (after explaining that I am willing to make a second contract after the first is fulfilled (well in theory he could try and abuse the first one because of the open payment, but I am pretty open too and declare war if he does that and kill him as reaction to that)).I start doing Fortnite emotes in front of the godmodder, making hi8 scarred for life.
I stole my pfp from this person: https://mobile.twitter.com/xelart1/status/1177312449575432193
I ride over the horizon on a lobster motorcycle with rocket boosters and buzzsaw wheels.
"I'M BACK, LOSERS!"
I then pull out a little remote device, press a button, and a medium-sized missile launches into the battlefield.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
you hear a really quiet chuckle, as if someone made a bad pun... ahem. anyway, you quickly run off towards the north, passing some small ruins, a few trees, a river...
And then you are here. The Godmodder moves around quickly ahead of you, and in a manner that makes it difficult to target him, as normal.
as the Godmodder moves about ahead of you, his hand glows, then dim. in the background, the many undead of the ruins you've come to stand turn towards you, eyes glowing cyan.
...there are more, they're just not in your line of sight.
[Lv. 22] Ancient Tarmect residents [|||30|||] x3. looking at you!
[GM] Godmodder: 283 /300 HP 4/4
1/4 Regality
"hm... so you need a crystal to get stronger? uh..."
the armor quickly walk/floats to a corner of the room and nudges a rock with its foot, opening a library, which they search through.
"Ah, here. I think there are two options for you."
"on this continent, there are legends of four elemental crystals of great power, as well as a ritual regarding one pure of heart gathering all of them... I don't know where they are,but they're of fire, sand, greenery, and spirits. that may help."
"the other option..."
(he replaces the book and grabs another)
"I've heard murmurs of a lake of almost-solidified magic across the sea. it glows with purple and blue unlike any other body of water... such power needs a source, or it would diffuse into nothing, and the most stable source would be crystal. any man would have collapsed from age after these millennia, liquid evaporates, and gas scatters through cracks. its name was... Laque Gylhai."
"I advise the second one. you can find the clearsight spectacle's maker somewhat nearby, so it may save you time."
hieight scarred for life? well, none of them involve height, so that can't happen... there sure are a lot of fortnite emotes though. ...why would anyone need so many. why. anyway, the Godmodder's fine. since you're in front of the Godmodder, you're approximately in the same place as blibbers, unless you don't want to be, but if you are then you too will have to contend with the horrors of 3 random zombies the Godmodder grabbed.
you're... dead, actually. well, you were until just now. now you're in that state where you aren't dead and you aren't alive because you're partway betwee wait no now you're alive.
). 8 Soul points.]
your previous playerlist entry:
[Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10
The tunnelbuild sidequest was at 16/20.
(action spent becoming alive)
I try to distract the godmodder by eating myself, allowing Blibbers to continue without interruption.
I stole my pfp from this person: https://mobile.twitter.com/xelart1/status/1177312449575432193
Gee thanks Mark!
Now I need to find a poor fool at the rainbow houses who has a "pure heart" and then somehow extract that heart... nonsense I will get his/her DNA and then create an
[organ harvest factory]
Well firstly, I need to travel to rainbow houses, so I use my racial ability [Hungry Revisit] which lets me return to a location I already been to.
you use your ability which you totally have! Lets see... yes, that's the most recent city you've visited.
you are now in rainbow house cluster village.
as you look around, your common sense starts mumbling about how 'pure of heart' is probably about morals. On the other hand, your experience with reed flute attacks suggests it probably doesn't matter, and your dubiously-real experience with mushroom mead suggests
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tarrasque, i'd respond to your action, but it doesn't make sense to do so unless blibbers also posts, since your goal was to allow them to do things.
Due to the extra time by the distraction, I am able to rifle through my bag and pull out five viles, three red and two purple. I drink the two purple and turn into a half tarrasque! I then go to each zombie and pour the red liquid on them. causing them to violently shack and pass out. "*notices Godmodder* OwO what's this?" I then use my special ability Half-Tarrasque SMASH and RKO out of nowhere the godmodder.
I begin a ritual to summon an ancient, unspeakable evil; sealed away by time, never to return. Only the bold (or very, very foolish) speak his name: Crazy Frog.
The chant begins: "Bing Bing"
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Alex the Insane hobbles over a hill and casts a 9th level fireball
and cackles madly
I feel the need to awaken the earth and give it HP. Then I have the need to eat something since this is a [Hungry Revisit] we are talking about.
I eat the nearest thing that isn't me.
Have you guys tried to wish it away?
A moose suddenly flies out, interrupting the summoning of such an atrociously evil entity as Crazy Frog. As it arcs by, it considers attacking the godmodder but has an existential crisis and walks away sadly.
I'm the idiot that decides to make Phil Swift in DnD.
that seemed hillarious to me when I first read it, so the Godmodder stares at you dumbfounded while you consume your own self. the zombies are, ah, a bit too dumb to be confused, but they're slow. ish.
Violently shack, you say?
(Godmodder position inaccurate.)
There are now several shacks in the way! also, you jump at the Godmodder, grab him, and fall down.
GODMODDER: Wha-Oof! 2 damage.
The Godmodder then bounces off the ground as if it is a trampoline, and backflips away over the gate and into the ruins. You think you can see him through the gate, but there's a Shack in the way.
[Lv. 22] SHACK [|||120|||] x2. Violent! was once a zombie. not as immobile as one might expect.
[GM] Godmodder: 281 /300 HP 4/4
1/4 Regality. in ruins
how... interesting. You feel the bindings react, but strangely. in fact, they seem downright hostile! it's almost like whoever made them didn't want them open. but then why would you want to free ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴀɴɴᴏʏɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪɴɢ Iɴ ᴛʜᴇ WORLD
? clearly, the sealer could think of no reason.
then, a moose flys by and slams into you before flying away, completely disrupting your attempt. i mean, instead of Bing Bing you went Bing BOW THE PAIN AAAAAAAAA THE PAIN AIIIEEEEEEE. that's not the chant at all!
As Alex hobbles over the hill (hm... what hill? random.org don't fail me now! ok, That hill), he notices it is a strange hill. almost like a cliff, perhaps? then he trips on a tree root and the fireball hits the ground. the far away ground, in the cave he's fallen to the entrance of.
"This is totally how fireballs look!" /s.
The cave is very dark and full of mushrooms and webs. Alex is uncertain as to the contents, though he did notice some curved spikes of rock in front of him before falling down and rolling over.
you messily devour a large watermelon. luckily for you, the nearest thing was not a hoomin.
you then awaken the earth. the world is very confused about this, but accepts. i guess. now if something would otherwise damage the earth, it is blocked.
...until the earth runs out of HP, which it does almost instantly.
61% Founder level
you have successfully interrupted the summoning of the 'atrociously evil entity' [Crazy Frog], by way of SUDDENLY, MOOSE.
perfecshublublkblbu
what do you mean by it? in general, the answer is probably no, and it probably wouldn't work. unless a punch would also work.
Now I would like to introduce them to my culture. Or should I? The internet could be a grave mistake since it only created some gems and a lot of garbage...
Lets start with the WC. I create some public toilets (including pipes, robotic plumbers and everything else needed to keep this shit.disposal. up) that can be used if they pay me taxes in form of filling out this simple psychological test every month including this one, but they have to be awakened first to gain permission to even get the test.
Alex cast flight to get out of the hole
then sits on the cliff watching and eating popcorn
I play surf rock band causing bright to get them as helpers and ask them to try to contact the star fish while bright should try looking for an animal farm in the godmodders base
Now with the violent shacks and more than enough distraction Half-tarrasque Frank will take out a bubbling blue potion and pour it on his feet. as he does so the sonic theme starts playing... his legs move at startling speeds running down to Tim's fortress. the others can handle the godmodder at this time.