Hm... they haven't found that slippery guy. Well. Keep on searching. I too am searching right now... for that damned ASG (anti stealth generator) in my inventory. It should create an AS-field to work against any kind of stealth. Should raise the mana upkeep of magic invisibility and electricity upkeep of cloaking technology and raise the bullshit upkeep for conceptual bullshit if it makes you unseen. I am probably pissing off several "far away and unreachable" gods, but I really want that training.
Edit: I could also turn on raised upkeep for biological stealth costing more calories. But I don't want to kill Markus Twain.
I place a bottle containing my action and an empty bottle on different sides of the same old style scale (like the ones that compare the weights of two things on either side by causing the heavy side to move down and push the light side up) to check if actions have a weight
[[ S&P, MG, and TBG represent the terror pants attacks, acronym'd.]] The bottles both seem to jiggle up and down slightly in a random manner- almost like wobbling back and forth, except with varying wobble-heights. that's... helpful?
i look at the center of my normal action using a magnifying glass so I can see that part in more detail
the centre doesn't look as interesting- it's like a pentagon, within which is a pentagram, containing another brighter one, both pentagrams lines extending to the edge of the main pentagon, with a general red glow. there's more faint traceries of light, showing the same shapes overlaying, you think, but they're faint. Side note, player energy isn't static in the shapes I show, it shifts and changes slowly. it tends to look similar to the things I show, with similar designs, but aside from at the moment of looking, the energy doesn't look like what you see, not exactly.
"Nowhere to go but up. So up is where I'll go. " I would start to climb up to higher ground to take a look around.
you climb up the side of the hill, and jump onto the stairs. climbing further up the stairs, you think you see a person... you don't, however, see that thing that was looking over the bridge at you... strange. and now you are at top and see thingy wat do.
Hm... they haven't found that slippery guy. Well. Keep on searching. I too am searching right now... for that damned ASG (anti stealth generator) in my inventory. It should create an AS-field to work against any kind of stealth. Should raise the mana upkeep of magic invisibility and electricity upkeep of cloaking technology and raise the bullshit upkeep for conceptual bullshit if it makes you unseen. I am probably pissing off several "far away and unreachable" gods, but I really want that training.
Edit: I could also turn on raised upkeep for biological stealth costing more calories. But I don't want to kill Markus Twain.
some kind of weird ghost in the place with that image i deleted last time by accident. they kill it but it scares the forks out of them and kills most of them. they see dis thingy. And whatever this is. and then as they keep walking out comes this. and it kills all of them and owchi now you'll have to kill it to keep looking around in that area. also, further exploration will require you to say where you're exploring since otherwise I need to pretty much choose randomly and i dunno if my choices are biased or not.
I guess... thank you for being that dedicated. I need more soldiers then... Or do I? Reduced Visibility... I take an isolated accident from my random world and place it on the ground. Then I shatter its glassy confines and its effect escapes (its diamond statue can't escape right now). Everything that is no entity and touches the ground turns transparent. This effect is right now limited because of the barrier I hold in place. I look at my clothes and curse myself for my decision. I need... some kind of defense... to look proper... Discord avatar? Can you move your mouth a bit?
HV (discord):"I am fed with bullets and bombs right now. The civilization I troll right now thinks it can kill me temporarily but they only sate a bit of hunger. Pathetic and delicious. You understand my viewpoint?"
HV (CTG): "sure. I'll just think of something else."
I deploy 6 mimics: A trousers mimic, an underwear mimic, a socks mimic, a shoes mimic, a shirt mimic and a pullover mimic. I feel much better now... and are ready for the long awaited thing... that Twain thing... I hope that this ghost wasn't Twain.
This is thingy. beyond that this is thingy, you are uncertain as to what thingy is. this is on a bridge, the one you saw earlier, and you went past some people in your rush to approach thingy. Thingy.
I give one of my normal actions to the terror pants to use as they see fit
Sadly for you, the terror pants are unsentient. I'd reward this for being outside the box if I could think of a way that makes sense, but I can't. the Terror Pants will do an additional 20 damage once... on their next attack aimed at an AG target. not because the terror pants decided it, but because I Said So... you have learned from this that actions don't have a particularly interesting effect on non-sentients but Do temporarily enhance them. also, they seem to have some affinity to your alliance or desires.
you store another action. Look, just try something. anything. probably something simple. like, I don't know, hit it with a rock*. or maybe eat it**. or make the Godmodder eat it***. or mold the energy into beyblades and have them in one of those curved pits which cause them to hit one another eventually****. *probably not a good idea, but you could try it. **that could give you indigestion, but for the cause of SCIENCE, it would be worth it, right? ...right...? *** this would both be difficult, and probably a bad idea. ****in case you hadn't figured it out, these aren't really serious suggestions. but seriously, try something. the answer to the quest is specific; the path to it is not so much.
i f o r c e f u l l y p o k e the Godmodder, then blink out of existence.
the Godmodder gets poked. he immediately casts lifestealing on himself, followed by moonlight blessing, causing 15 pokes on you a second... but you blink out of existance! CURSES! the Godmodder takes 1 damage. but he's not happy about it! in fact, he's so unhappy about it, he sews everyones eyes open so they can't blink! HAH! The maniac is unperturbed by this event. “Oh well. I could always go to the eye store and buy some new eyes, right? Or could I? I hear they closed the eye store ages ago. And what a shame! My friend Clyde used to work there. I’d always pop by and buy some eyes from him, one night I bought nine whole things, and yelled “these nine eyes are mine, Clyde!” He never talked to me again after that. What a guy, that guy. Anyway, you were saying?”. this appears to have startled him out of his abyss-gazing.
Cuphead shoots... uh... actually, cuphead is scared. the person who ownes his soul... they're gone. that's... kind of very bad as far as he's concerned. but hey... there's nobody around who can order him right now, right? yeah! so he runs away AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the Toilet PapI mean Terror Pants start attacking. BangBangBang Bulletstorm: ?damage to TF, The maniac dodges,and 20+5 to the Legion Tarasque. Spray And Pray: maniac dodge, the Legion Tarasque gets hit once,and who knows about TF? Machine Gun: hits TF. The Big Gun: the gun wrrrrrrs and reaims to....the Legion Tarasque.
Additional 20 damage assigned to...Legion Tarasque. The Maniac throws one of his 9 spare eyes at Algot. it rolls along for a bit, bumps into algots shoe, and just sort of... stares at him. It's really creepy. especially the part where it glows a dark red.
the Legion Tarasque trips cuphead as it runs, dealing 20 damage.........which misses, mostly because giant lumbering monstrosities are Sloowwwwww. Mr. Brick On A Stick swings his stick, and off comes a brick, an undodgeable brick with infinite range. and where, oh where does this brick go, where was it aimed? not cuphead, no, cuphead just ran away. maybe Paradox? no, we already saw paradox's section. the Terror Pants would be a waste of infinite range and undodgeability... oh, of course! Da'athru'ur... the brick bounces off the core shield of the holy water elemental. see, the brick isn't unblockable or unstopable, and doesn't work every single time on everything with a brain. it's only undodgeable and with infinite range. it doesn't care for inconvenient facts like whether there's a wall in the way, mind you, but it Can be blocked. Somehow. Mr. Brick On A Stick totally didn't do that just to demonstrate blockability. nope, he just didn't expect Da'athru'ur to defend himself. The Godmodder thinks his current setup will be able to last for a while, and starts another charge for whenever this inevitably falls apart. 1/4 Regality
[GM] Godmodder: 283 /300 HP4/4 1/4 Regality [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFollyDEAD. as dead as I've heard 'disco' is.. [A]Cuphead 73/88 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] 3/4 EX move110, shadiamond proof! owned by aisenberg, bardic inspiration, temporal preservation. [A] Terror Pants 230/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun. "Ownerless" [OG] Excalium Orbital Cannon 159/200 HP Charge Gauge [IIIIIIII] 7/20, 35A (weak resistance to grounded attacks. portalshot ) owned by goldhero. 5% Seeded(DoT) (Stasis) [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder [AG]"The" Maniac 5/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. back to normal, eyes sewn open, 8 spare eyes. [AG]The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? HP. Eldritch Abomination. [AQ] Tarasque portal (35% clogged) Legion Tarasque 75 HP. Bite attack (8A) tail attack (tripping). [AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 50 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno.
Piono: Null+0.5 Souls Eishaic Scythe, Starflesh Staff. 2079.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. Lightly Injured. Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff)100% crystalized, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan) Algot: 36% crystalized, glowing (noshadiamond). well fed. 1 Cookie. Goldhello: lite injruy. Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10 ). 8 Soul points. GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13mrald-goop,zombie mage corpse Communal Inventory: Eishalon Mask [G]Eishalon Mask [D]Eishalon mask [F]
I guess... thank you for being that dedicated. I need more soldiers then... Or do I? Reduced Visibility... I take an isolated accident from my random world and place it on the ground. Then I shatter its glassy confines and its effect escapes (its diamond statue can't escape right now). Everything that is no entity and touches the ground turns transparent. This effect is right now limited because of the barrier I hold in place. I look at my clothes and curse myself for my decision. I need... some kind of defense... to look proper... Discord avatar? Can you move your mouth a bit?
HV (discord):"I am fed with bullets and bombs right now. The civilization I troll right now thinks it can kill me temporarily but they only sate a bit of hunger. Pathetic and delicious. You understand my viewpoint?"
HV (CTG): "sure. I'll just think of something else."
I deploy 6 mimics: A trousers mimic, an underwear mimic, a socks mimic, a shoes mimic, a shirt mimic and a pullover mimic. I feel much better now... and are ready for the long awaited thing... that Twain thing... I hope that this ghost wasn't Twain.
you see the following: some redish thing left behind by the first ghost to be brutally murdered the lab ghost thing another ghost ahead of you, though there are actually several walls in the way. this other ghost doesn't look like a markus though. on the third floor- ~where weird ??? guy vanished- is a hat thingy, and past where the house should end is what looks to be twain. also, there's all the normal ghosts, and maybe some other stuff i'm forgetting.
That means if I use teleport which is line of sight I can get easily to twain right? Hm... lets see that teleport description again to be sure...
Teleport (straight-line-of-sight teleport, obstructed by solids, casting time .5 seconds with a 4 second cooldown past 3 successive casts, 40-meter cap. risk of barfing.)
How ironic that solids want to foil my genius plan. OR DO THEY?I will teleport the three times and then bash a window with the power of the bone pole and then have a nice talk with Twain if there are no enemies nearby.
(OOC Note: yanno how the bottom-middle of the screen is always obscured in some way and I've been rather inconsistent in which way i obscure it? officially speaking, it's always been obscured in the same way, and the reason it looks different each time is that I'm indecisive. as such, there is no reason to be alarmed by the purple blobs, as they are only details that do not quite apply to you, but i almost never remember in time to get rid of, not magical purple energy fire star attacks by the revived vessel of grief.)
That means if I use teleport which is line of sight I can get easily to twain right? Hm... lets see that teleport description again to be sure...
Teleport (straight-line-of-sight teleport, obstructed by solids, casting time .5 seconds with a 4 second cooldown past 3 successive casts, 40-meter cap. risk of barfing.)
How ironic that solids want to foil my genius plan. OR DO THEY?I will teleport the three times and then bash a window with the power of the bone pole and then have a nice talk with Twain if there are no enemies nearby.
you teleport over the house. congratulations. you have a bit of trouble- hitting a wall and stumbling against a loose roof tile- because you can't see anything nonliving, but you eventually land there. then, you start walking towards twain. you bump into something- a rock maybe? and turn to go around it. about 5 seconds later, you realize you forgot to turn back towards twain. you do so, but there's a tree, or something, in the way, so you sidestep it this time, but you slip on some slick ground and somehow roll on almost-flat dirt until you're again as far from twain as the rock(?) was. you try again, this time with the teleport spell, and overshoot and undershoot each time. well, it's pretty clear there's some kind of barrier there. maybe you can beat it with BRUTE STRENGTH? that's always worked in the past, except on plot railroads, but those haven't finished construction yet (they're projected to be finished either on the 7th of may, 2013, or at some point between 1 and 108920 years in the future.). so yeah, BRUTE STRENGTH! maybe there's an easier way, though?
I create a giant statue of a blue eyes white dragon
you do that... no idea why! when you're almost done, the Godmodder motions for you to come over. when you arrive, he snaps his fingers. the forcefield around SCP-3301 vanishes. do you begin the game now? note that reward has been changed due to pionos absence. I'll figure something out to replace it with though, don't worry about it. Preloading [WynnersandLooters]
Loading Game Loaded! the ground beneath you falls away, shrinking to a birds eye view... look, you sent the thing, obviously you know what happens. this is what you see, more or less. the cyan guy is probably the godmodder, though they aren't actually a cyan blob, i just know i'd forget what they look like so i'm not saying what they look like to begin with. Selecting interface Done. Hiding hidden tabs Done. Interface tabs [cards], [inventory], [position], [5], [6], [7] locked. Position moved to [Filesys.JOE.downloads.SCPmapvariables.xcf]. Interface Link
then, a Pop-up shows up. Cities will be selected by the co-ordinates of the box they're on. Islands arrrr not cities. also, if you can't see the image somewhere well enough, ask and I shall provide. you can tell if it's a city if it looks like a city. or town. or like a bunch of houses crammed together. Greyscale will mean you cannot currently see the area, but in this case it just means I don't want to have to redo the image thing Completely next round.
Oh I know the easy way. I have to become one with the spirits... "two shots of vodka... glug glug glug... !! *Stumbles down the transparent stairs*"
DAmn I AM OnE WitH THe SpiriTsss!!!1 *hic*
I stumble towards Twain, and miraculously evade stuff I should not have been able to evade.
After thinking about this long and hard (Read: within a few minutes of reading the post), since it's a rather creative way of solving it (Read: i find it hilarious),I decide it'll works! you are, however, unable to become sober again without getting kicked out. by magic. you see a large room (which really shouldn't be able to fit there), at the bottom of some stairs (which you roll balance to not fall down... you fail with a roll of 6, and collapse facedown at the bottom, scraping your body painfully.). there are 4 pillars in this room, and a large vertical crack in one wall leading somewhere- out, presumably? there's a lot of random details, and the walls are intricate, but I suspect the thing you care most about is the armor in the middle, metal, which moves as if worn and streams blackish mist. it's also holding a book, upon which are the words "m8Tko5 tw3inas gurbil", you think. you're drunk, remember? like, so drunk. druknkest eivor. peporoinie. drinketh.
yeah, i noticed. sorry for the delay, I forgot about... lets see... card list, a randomization method, icons... all sorts of stuff. so i thought i was a lot more done then I was but hey i'm done now! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KePa1JSmh5tRZZ5Bk7lAPyVc2s2iV96VE0Ycu9hDz6A/edit?usp=sharing you appear in the bank of the city, and in retrospect it appears only your secondary player will be able to move, based on what the rules say. your movement roll is 4+1, which is 5 spaces in your Player View section, as opposed to the main map. the Godmodder allows you to move first, and selects a small group of huts bordering the desert as his base. hm...
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"Nowhere to go but up. So up is where I'll go. " I would start to climb up to higher ground to take a look around.
I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
i look at the center of my normal action using a magnifying glass so I can see that part in more detail
Hm... they haven't found that slippery guy. Well. Keep on searching. I too am searching right now... for that damned ASG (anti stealth generator) in my inventory. It should create an AS-field to work against any kind of stealth. Should raise the mana upkeep of magic invisibility and electricity upkeep of cloaking technology and raise the bullshit upkeep for conceptual bullshit if it makes you unseen. I am probably pissing off several "far away and unreachable" gods, but I really want that training.
Edit: I could also turn on raised upkeep for biological stealth costing more calories. But I don't want to kill Markus Twain.
[[ S&P, MG, and TBG represent the terror pants attacks, acronym'd.]]
The bottles both seem to jiggle up and down slightly in a random manner- almost like wobbling back and forth, except with varying wobble-heights. that's... helpful?
yer heal'd n' st'f.
the centre doesn't look as interesting- it's like a pentagon, within which is a pentagram, containing another brighter one, both pentagrams lines extending to the edge of the main pentagon, with a general red glow. there's more faint traceries of light, showing the same shapes overlaying, you think, but they're faint.
Side note, player energy isn't static in the shapes I show, it shifts and changes slowly. it tends to look similar to the things I show, with similar designs, but aside from at the moment of looking, the energy doesn't look like what you see, not exactly.
you climb up the side of the hill, and jump onto the stairs.
climbing further up the stairs, you think you see a person... you don't, however, see that thing that was looking over the bridge at you... strange.
and now you are at top and see thingy wat do.
some kind of weird ghost in the place with that image i deleted last time by accident. they kill it but it scares the forks out of them and kills most of them.
they see dis thingy.
And whatever this is.
and then as they keep walking out comes this.
and it kills all of them and owchi now you'll have to kill it to keep looking around in that area. also, further exploration will require you to say where you're exploring since otherwise I need to pretty much choose randomly and i dunno if my choices are biased or not.
I guess... thank you for being that dedicated. I need more soldiers then... Or do I?
Reduced Visibility... I take an isolated accident from my random world and place it on the ground. Then I shatter its glassy confines and its effect escapes (its diamond statue can't escape right now).
Everything that is no entity and touches the ground turns transparent. This effect is right now limited because of the barrier I hold in place. I look at my clothes and curse myself for my decision. I need... some kind of defense... to look proper... Discord avatar? Can you move your mouth a bit?
HV (discord):"I am fed with bullets and bombs right now. The civilization I troll right now thinks it can kill me temporarily but they only sate a bit of hunger. Pathetic and delicious. You understand my viewpoint?"
HV (CTG): "sure. I'll just think of something else."
I deploy 6 mimics: A trousers mimic, an underwear mimic, a socks mimic, a shoes mimic, a shirt mimic and a pullover mimic. I feel much better now... and are ready for the long awaited thing... that Twain thing... I hope that this ghost wasn't Twain.
i approach thingy
I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
I give one of my normal actions to the terror pants to use as they see fit
I store another action.
2 spare action
potential SCP credits: 12(?)
Credits:
Algot: 2
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
i f o r c e f u l l y p o k e the Godmodder, then blink out of existence.
I'm the idiot that decides to make Phil Swift in DnD.
This is thingy. beyond that this is thingy, you are uncertain as to what thingy is. this is on a bridge, the one you saw earlier, and you went past some people in your rush to approach thingy.
Thingy.
Sadly for you, the terror pants are unsentient.
I'd reward this for being outside the box if I could think of a way that makes sense, but I can't.the Terror Pants will do an additional 20 damage once... on their next attack aimed at an AG target. not because the terror pants decided it, but because I Said So...you have learned from this that actions don't have a particularly interesting effect on non-sentients but Do temporarily enhance them. also, they seem to have some affinity to your alliance or desires.
you store another action.
Look, just try something. anything. probably something simple. like, I don't know, hit it with a rock*. or maybe eat it**. or make the Godmodder eat it***. or mold the energy into beyblades and have them in one of those curved pits which cause them to hit one another eventually****.
*probably not a good idea, but you could try it.
**that could give you indigestion, but for the cause of SCIENCE, it would be worth it, right? ...right...?
*** this would both be difficult, and probably a bad idea.
****in case you hadn't figured it out, these aren't really serious suggestions. but seriously, try something. the answer to the quest is specific; the path to it is not so much.
the Godmodder gets poked. he immediately casts lifestealing on himself, followed by moonlight blessing, causing 15 pokes on you a second... but you blink out of existance! CURSES! the Godmodder takes 1 damage. but he's not happy about it! in fact, he's so unhappy about it, he sews everyones eyes open so they can't blink! HAH! The maniac is unperturbed by this event.
“Oh well. I could always go to the eye store and buy some new eyes, right? Or could I? I hear they closed the eye store ages ago. And what a shame! My friend Clyde used to work there. I’d always pop by and buy some eyes from him, one night I bought nine whole things, and yelled “these nine eyes are mine, Clyde!” He never talked to me again after that. What a guy, that guy. Anyway, you were saying?”. this appears to have startled him out of his abyss-gazing.
Cuphead shoots... uh... actually, cuphead is scared. the person who ownes his soul... they're gone. that's... kind of very bad as far as he's concerned. but hey... there's nobody around who can order him right now, right?
yeah! so he runs away AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the Toilet PapI mean Terror Pants start attacking.
BangBangBang
Bulletstorm: ?damage to TF, The maniac dodges,and 20+5 to the Legion Tarasque.
Spray And Pray: maniac dodge, the Legion Tarasque gets hit once,and who knows about TF?
Machine Gun: hits TF.
The Big Gun: the gun wrrrrrrs and reaims to....the Legion Tarasque.
Additional 20 damage assigned to...Legion Tarasque.
The Maniac throws one of his 9 spare eyes at Algot. it rolls along for a bit, bumps into algots shoe, and just sort of... stares at him.
It's really creepy.
especially the part where it glows a dark red.
the Legion Tarasque trips cuphead as it runs, dealing 20 damage.........which misses, mostly because giant lumbering monstrosities are Sloowwwwww. Mr. Brick On A Stick swings his stick, and off comes a brick, an undodgeable brick with infinite range. and where, oh where does this brick go, where was it aimed? not cuphead, no, cuphead just ran away. maybe Paradox? no, we already saw paradox's section. the Terror Pants would be a waste of infinite range and undodgeability... oh, of course! Da'athru'ur... the brick bounces off the core shield of the holy water elemental. see, the brick isn't unblockable or unstopable, and doesn't work every single time on everything with a brain. it's only undodgeable and with infinite range. it doesn't care for inconvenient facts like whether there's a wall in the way, mind you, but it Can be blocked. Somehow.
Mr. Brick On A Stick totally didn't do that just to demonstrate blockability. nope, he just didn't expect Da'athru'ur to defend himself.
The Godmodder thinks his current setup will be able to last for a while, and starts another charge for whenever this inevitably falls apart. 1/4 Regality
[GM] Godmodder: 283 /300 HP 4/4
1/4 Regality
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly DEAD. as dead as I've heard 'disco' is..
[A] Cuphead 73/88 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] 3/4 EX move 110, shadiamond proof! owned by aisenberg, bardic inspiration, temporal preservation.
[A] Terror Pants 230/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun. "Ownerless"
[OG] Excalium Orbital Cannon 159/
200 HP Charge Gauge [IIIIIIII] 7/20, 35A (weak resistance to grounded attacks. portalshot ) owned by goldhero. 5% Seeded(DoT) (Stasis)[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] "The" Maniac 5/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. back to normal, eyes sewn open, 8 spare eyes.
[AG] The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? HP. Eldritch Abomination.
[AQ] Tarasque portal (35% clogged)
Legion Tarasque 75 HP. Bite attack (8A) tail attack (tripping).
[AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 50 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno.
Piono: Null+0.5 Souls Eishaic Scythe, Starflesh Staff. 2079.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. Lightly Injured.
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff)100% crystalized, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan)
Algot: 36% crystalized, glowing (noshadiamond). well fed. 1 Cookie.
Goldhello: lite injruy.
Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13
Communal Inventory: Eishalon Mask [G] Eishalon Mask [D] Eishalon mask [F]
you see the following:
some redish thing left behind by the first ghost to be brutally murdered
the lab ghost thing
another ghost ahead of you, though there are actually several walls in the way. this other ghost doesn't look like a markus though. on the third floor- ~where weird ??? guy vanished- is a hat thingy, and past where the house should end is what looks to be twain. also, there's all the normal ghosts, and maybe some other stuff i'm forgetting.
That means if I use teleport which is line of sight I can get easily to twain right?
Hm... lets see that teleport description again to be sure...
Teleport (straight-line-of-sight teleport, obstructed by solids, casting time .5 seconds with a 4 second cooldown past 3 successive casts, 40-meter cap. risk of barfing.)
How ironic that solids want to foil my genius plan. OR DO THEY?
then bash a window with the power of the bone pole andthen have a nice talk with Twain if there are no enemies nearby.I read the nearby sign thing
I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
I create a giant statue of a blue eyes white dragon
(OOC Note: yanno how the bottom-middle of the screen is always obscured in some way and I've been rather inconsistent in which way i obscure it? officially speaking, it's always been obscured in the same way, and the reason it looks different each time is that I'm indecisive. as such, there is no reason to be alarmed by the purple blobs, as they are only details that do not quite apply to you, but i almost never remember in time to get rid of, not magical purple energy fire star attacks by the revived vessel of grief.)
you teleport over the house. congratulations. you have a bit of trouble- hitting a wall and stumbling against a loose roof tile- because you can't see anything nonliving, but you eventually land there. then, you start walking towards twain. you bump into something- a rock maybe? and turn to go around it. about 5 seconds later, you realize you forgot to turn back towards twain. you do so, but there's a tree, or something, in the way, so you sidestep it this time, but you slip on some slick ground and somehow roll on almost-flat dirt until you're again as far from twain as the rock(?) was. you try again, this time with the teleport spell, and overshoot and undershoot each time.
well, it's pretty clear there's some kind of barrier there. maybe you can beat it with BRUTE STRENGTH? that's always worked in the past, except on plot railroads, but those haven't finished construction yet (they're projected to be finished either on the 7th of may, 2013, or at some point between 1 and 108920 years in the future.). so yeah, BRUTE STRENGTH! maybe there's an easier way, though?
you do that... no idea why! when you're almost done, the Godmodder motions for you to come over. when you arrive, he snaps his fingers. the forcefield around SCP-3301 vanishes. do you begin the game now? note that reward has been changed due to pionos absence. I'll figure something out to replace it with though, don't worry about it.
Preloading [Wynners and Looters]
-yes begin the game now
Loading
Game Loaded!
the ground beneath you falls away, shrinking to a birds eye view... look, you sent the thing, obviously you know what happens. this is what you see, more or less. the cyan guy is probably the godmodder, though they aren't actually a cyan blob, i just know i'd forget what they look like so i'm not saying what they look like to begin with.
Selecting interface
Done.
Hiding hidden tabs
Done.
Interface tabs [cards], [inventory], [position], [5], [6], [7] locked. Position moved to [Filesys.JOE.downloads.SCPmapvariables.xcf].
Interface Link
then, a Pop-up shows up.
Cities will be selected by the co-ordinates of the box they're on. Islands arrrr not cities. also, if you can't see the image somewhere well enough, ask and I shall provide. you can tell if it's a city if it looks like a city. or town. or like a bunch of houses crammed together.
Greyscale will mean you cannot currently see the area, but in this case it just means I don't want to have to redo the image thing Completely next round.
Oh I know the easy way. I have to become one with the spirits... "two shots of vodka... glug glug glug... !! *Stumbles down the transparent stairs*"
DAmn I AM OnE WitH THe SpiriTsss!!!1 *hic*
I stumble towards Twain, and miraculously evade stuff I should not have been able to evade.
i will choose S 15
I have choosen a place
After thinking about this long and hard (Read: within a few minutes of reading the post), since it's a rather creative way of solving it (Read: i find it hilarious),I decide it'll works! you are, however, unable to become sober again without getting kicked out. by magic.
you see a large room (which really shouldn't be able to fit there), at the bottom of some stairs (which you roll balance to not fall down... you fail with a roll of 6, and collapse facedown at the bottom, scraping your body painfully.). there are 4 pillars in this room, and a large vertical crack in one wall leading somewhere- out, presumably? there's a lot of random details, and the walls are intricate, but I suspect the thing you care most about is the armor in the middle, metal, which moves as if worn and streams blackish mist. it's also holding a book, upon which are the words "m8Tko5 tw3inas gurbil", you think. you're drunk, remember?
like, so drunk.
druknkest eivor.
peporoinie.
drinketh.
yeah, i noticed. sorry for the delay, I forgot about... lets see... card list, a randomization method, icons... all sorts of stuff. so i thought i was a lot more done then I was but hey i'm done now!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KePa1JSmh5tRZZ5Bk7lAPyVc2s2iV96VE0Ycu9hDz6A/edit?usp=sharing
you appear in the bank of the city, and in retrospect it appears only your secondary player will be able to move, based on what the rules say. your movement roll is 4+1, which is 5 spaces in your Player View section, as opposed to the main map. the Godmodder allows you to move first, and selects a small group of huts bordering the desert as his base. hm...