The Shopkeep glares up at the Eishalon. He looks over at Cuphead. "Alright kid, this next round's gonna be the one where your basic shot comes up right? If this big lunk here." The Shopkeep jerks a thumb towards the Eishalon "tries to make a mess or even just doesn't make a proper decision, blast it with your EX Move and then head home." The Shopkeep hands the title of ownership for the devil's casino and everything in it to Cuphead. "If it gets resolved without the Eishalon making things more difficult, then you're free to go with your loot since you've held up your end of the bargain."
The Shopkeep stops to consider the JM's (JOE Master) advise, then grunts and turns around. "If it's all the same to you I have zero interest in going on one of the RPG sidequests. If I do that I'll be gone for longer than it would take to just finish the charge normally, and I'll have to piss about with deciphering all the map images to boot. No thank you." Once the Eishalon has been dealt with I'll look into getting demon blood in a less arduous fashion but right now there's a boss monster trying to shoplift.
The Shopkeep walks over to the side of the stall where the Eishalon is, and yanks on the tendril the scythe is at the end of. This doens't hurt the Eishalon but pulls it down closer to the Shopkeep. "Listen here you overgrown lump of space themed bath-bomb remnants, you have multiple actions in your turn, and half of the options I presented to you don't even require you to use one." The blades around the edge of the stall close in on the 'arm' pulling on the scythe. Not enough to deal damage yet, but that sucker's gonna inflict a lot of hurt if the Eishalon even tries to remove the scythe or retaliate, even before the Shopkeep makes his counterattack. "So I'm making it easier for you. Hand me the Starflesh Staff, or go down in the world record books as the CTG boss with the shortest lifespan on record."
Action: tightening hold on the trap, increasing strength should I need to trigger that counter on the Eishalon, and enabling me to launch it even if the Eishalon just doesn't make a decision as opposed to only activating if the Eishalon tries to take the scythe.
Entity orders: Hold your positions until after the Eishalon makes their decision. If the Eishalon tries to take the scythe or keeps stalling, Cuphead uses his charged special, Terror Pants introduces the Eishalon to "dying to a 45 post charge entity", and Flying Spaghetti Monster backs them up with a direct cannon meatball blast to the face. If the Eishalon properly chooses a bargain opportunity to get the scythe at a price other than their continued existence, Terror Pants keeps its guns trained for now. Whichever happens, Cuphead is sent home the proud owner of the most lucrative establishment on Inkwell Isle.
19.8/50 for Monolithium Minimum credit cost: 5 Maximum credit cost: 25
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
Cuphead ordered! He will use his shot on the Eishalon if it doesn't decide. Fair enough. I was considering suggesting it as an opportunity to raise future efficiency in a permanent manner or something, but from the sounds of it you probably wouldn't enjoy it either way. The Eishalon looks at you as best it can (what with it having a person taped to its face), and makes some vague pointing motions towards Cuphead and The FSM. Through pantomime and no small amount of guessing, You figure out it's asking whether you'd prefer it attack the FSM or Cuphead. taking into account how it's asking politely (well, as politely has a pantomiming abomination which can't really talk can be), and various strategic implications, you select Cuphead. The Eishalon nods.
You Kick the Godmodder in the gut so hard, your foot actually ends up inside his gut, where the hyper-advanced Godmodder Microbes convert it into food! Oh no!
Ow. This mask is trying to make me look like Sans by ripping my face off? That can't be. I want to keep it. In retaliation I flex my face muscles so every time the Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation tries to rip my face off, it actually rips ITS face off. Hm... the awakening should take care of this. Now to the projectiles and the movement speed. Those stars are still stuck... The best way to counter projectiles and weapons is a Sticky Shield! I will one into existence. Everything stuck inside of me becomes part of the sticky shield. The rest that flies at me also bonds to the shield. The shield also tightens the bond of my face to the Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. Thus the shield grows stronger the more attacks are aimed at me. I awaken the Sticky Shield. Hm... I guess my injuries should heal with time so lets relax and see what happens (but I still flex my face muscles).
Indeed, the Awakening (and Flex Tape) take care of face-ripping. Then you set up a Sticky Shield! Wow, you're like a Katamari ball! The Awakening doesn't work because the shield is applying directly to your body, and therefore possibly a part of you. You suspect this is some form of mental block, but that still makes it harder. Basically, you can still awaken edge cases, but its harder. for example, it might require its own post / action.
The shopkeep quickly slots a vial of godmodder energy into the analysis machine, and if that doesn't take an action take a moment to strengthen the trapping blades on the stall, to further boost his retaliatory attack if it's needed.
19.8/50 for Monolithium Minimum credit cost: 5 Maximum credit cost: 25
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
You slot a vial of Godmodder Energy in! also, the blades are strengthened. You notice the blades seem to be worth slightly more then you inputted, possibly due to the possibility of not being usable.
The Mask looks at Pionoplayer, then makes a move. Lashing out with the Crystaline blade on its right tendril, it awkwardly lurches towards Cuphead, and... 1D100:14 1D100:5 1D2: 2 First of all, it fails the Accuracy roll to even be aiming in the right direction (DC on D100 is 25). Since it's not aiming properly at Cuphead in the first place, there's no Cuphead Dodge roll. Then, it rolls to not hit anyone else by accident. and fails. Lastly, it rolls on whether it hits the Terror Pants or Flying Spagetti monster (which, since they're your entities and so is Cuphead, would presumably be in the same direction as it is.), and rolls FSM. ...Funny how it works sometimes. Anyway, The Mask stumbles forward. Its Slash goes wide, and as it struggles not to fall off, rips into the FSM, dealing... 1D40: 5 ...pfffft. five damage. The Flying Spaghetti Monster feels tired, for some reason... drained might be a better way of saying it? They think they'll be fine, though.
I'm digging the hole at the edge of the battlefield. Now that I've dug the hole, I'll like to stand in it please. (so that nobody can see me unless they look in the hole).
You are now standing in a hole. People who don't look in the hole can't see you, though non-visual means (IE: you screaming in pain) will still register.
And then I throw a met a the goddmoder. Yes. A met. From megaman.
You throw a met a the goddmoder. The Goddmoder, in the middle of his retirement, is still sharp-witted, and uses its mouthgun to fire the Alchemists fire vials back at you. Owowowowowow! Legends tell of your famous assault on the Goddmoder, your daring with the alchemists fire, your clever ambush from halfway across the globe, your use of hard hats to defend machines... you're simply a legend. You experience immortality in the form of being remembered, in every moment.
You summon a very evil eye. since it's under your control, it immediately flops down onto the floor, due to your lack of practice controlling eye-based flight organs.
Dive Attack. If the quetzalcoatlus is flying and dives at least 30 feet toward a target and then hits with a bite attack, the attack deals an extra 10 (3d6) damage to the target.
Flyby. The quetzalcoatlus doesn't provoke an opportunity attack when it flies out of an enemy's reach.
ACTIONS
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 10 ft., one creature. Hit: 12 (3d6 + 2) piercing damage.
...Why Mass Polymorph? you only picked one target and you're trying to hide... At any rate, you start the polymorph! Based on the duration you've listed, this will take 4 rounds and a little, so around 12 posts at three posts a round.
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
Flextape? ? THAT IS THE TERRITORY OF PHIL SWIFT THE DIVINE ANGLE! IF YOU WISH TO USE , YOU Will PAY TRIBUTE! That'll be about 50 bucks, says Phil Swift, after his angel aura calms down.
The Mask of Hesitation looks around, and waits for a moment. The FSM takes this chance to use Cannon Meatball! The meat sphere starts to accelerate... the spaghetti wriggles, then launches it... directly into a trailing FSM tendril! It catches the meatball and causes it to drop to the ground. Man, how could they mess this up? Cuphead is confused. Having finished Hesitating, the Mask raises its Staff...arm...tendril. floating between the twisted branches appears a small crystal of blue-glowing light, which shatters. the fragments swirl around, then stop, a cloud shaped as a rectangular prism. After a few moments, it flashes yellow, and a bar of silver-blue metal starts to fall (though the Mask catches it with a spare tendril.). -1 Energy Diamond. The Terror Pants are pretty sure this isn't Stalling, and the Scythe hasn't been removed yet (somehow), but it's not sure what to do. in the end, it decides to keep the gun trained on the Mask. The Analytical Apparatus seems to be finished with the math. Wait, how is it supposed to display the Data? It starts making repeated 'beep' sounds to attract piono's attention.
The Update Room. [] BUT A ANGEL 315/ HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room. fell down and gotted upwards. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs.) 1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 1 Silver-blue ingot, Abyssite 1s 1L [OG] Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 19 rocks. O look the pelican. on Srovy's head. [A]Cuphead 88/88 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] 4/4EX move110, shadiamond proof! moralized, temporal preservation XIII (can return home free). [A] Terror Pants 290/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:MoH).) "Ownerless", trouble fitting in The Update Room. guarding Analytical Apparatus. [A] Analytical Apparatus 7/7 hp ~0.5 CP [NaWrt]. 1 CP [Pionoplayer]. 1 CP [algot] 0CP [other] stage 2: comparisons... complete. 3: GM/P interactions. [A] Flying Spageti monster 170/190 HP 30A/-30A 1/3 Cannon Meatball
Battlefield EoRR
The Solars stare at the beholder. The Maniac walks over to the beholder and picks it up. now he has 9 spare eyes. The Fgicknupg wishes it had more job opportunities. the Legion Tarasque wanders around,looking for a nice hole to hide in... Mr Brick on a Stick puts a brick on his stick.
The Godmodder decides to start another charge: veerraad.
The Battlefield [OG] Solars 10 HP x2 summoned by orcalord! near orcalord. confused at his dyed hair and rope. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder [AG]"The" Maniac 2/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. concussions, eyes sewn open, 9 spare eyes. [AG]The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? +-??? HP. Eldritch Abomination. [AQ] Tarasque portal (?/% clogged) Legion Tarasque pretty big HP. Bite attack ((8x(hp/75)A) tail attack (tripping). [AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 50 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno. [GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP 3/4 Le LEi 1/3 Veerraad.
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L and nearing a Loss! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible! Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique'Magic Factory' and Srovy, Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: nearing 50. 1C.AC. notable injured! Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. on fire with hair. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl! rangerrogueorpaladin: Being accosted by Lich!...? Maybe? Srovy: 2 dirt lumps, Rock Mask, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6) Theblackswordmaster:in the update room! ADrunkenDwarf: transforming into a Quetzalcoatl in either 4 rounds or 11 themposts. in a hole. Piono: Null+0.5 Souls ~??Eishaic Scythe??~,2079.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. in the update room. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal. Swords
"Let's get out of here, Phil!" I yell. I swiftly let Phil fly me in the direction of the northeastern isle. No WAY am I going in the direction the fish men are spawning from.
Wait a second...
I notice I have some strange "mage points" on me. I'll try to carefully figure out what those do, while having Phil do the steering.
[P]SirNatureWriter: 120/120 mage HP, Level 20% Mage, 61% XP 20/20 mana 38 unallocated mage points
Equipped: 1 Jungle Wood stick {10-14}
Inventory: 8 sticks, 3.8 credits
Location: Spire of the Spectral Sea
[OG]Philip the Pseudodragon (In no affiliation with Phil Swift of Flextape Holiness): 20/21 HP.
Equipped: None
Inventory: None
Location: Spire of the Spectral Sea
You try to figure out what they do. after a few seconds of thinking, a box appears in the air, listing five stats to invest in: Strength, Dexterity, Agility, Defense, and Intelligence. strength seems to be about attacks, while dexterity's about criticals; agility states it raises dodge chance, defence says it reduces damage, and inteligence says your mana gets better. (OOC:This update would also include you reaching your destination, but my account for those images is down for some reason. I can make a guess, I guess, but it might be off thematically.) (most likely you find a spire of rock with more magic surrounding it, next to an ornate archway marking a mountain path with dead grass.)
The analysis machine conveys its findings in high-speed morse code of course! The beeping isn't just to get the shopkeep's attention, it was the first runthrough of the information he needed. As such, the Shopkeep writes down his information and then walks over to go ruin the eishalon's day.
According to JOE, the Eishalon was bargaining with me and created a silvery metal. With a proper clarification of something I missed, the Shopkeep tilts his head, then smiles. "huh, how about that. Hmm... do you think you can prepare one other metal? It seems you already know the laundry list of materials I need, a singular one more and you're home free I think."
The shopkeep loosens the blades a bit. Entities aren't told to stand down just yet though.
The Shopkeep grumbles as Phil Swift demands payment, and rifles through his wallet. Then rifles through it again. He looks in the wallet then groans. He doesn't have any US dollars. He looks up at Phil, "I don't have 50 dollars, would a 200 dollar Amazon gift card be appropriate compensation?"
21.8/50 for Monolithium Minimum credit cost: 5 Maximum credit cost: 25
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
Allocating extra to Intelligence? That's... Intelligent of you. ba dum ts also, it doesn't take an action, no, so though I still can't make images for it :/ , You find (probably) a spire of rock with more magic surrounding it, next to an ornate archway marking a mountain path with dead grass. Dotting the landscape are mountains and ridges, making it difficult to see land far away, though the mountain path seems relatively flat. If I later find there's something interesting here i'm not listing, I'll let you go there instead for free or something i dunno. Additionally, Philip thinks there's something special about mountain path.
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
I think I have to treat my injury. I smack the potion of unhealthyness onto my mask and in retaliation some spines grow out of it and pierce my brain, turning me into something transcending myself instead of destroying me. It is the perfect crime. From now on, I sap some health from the mask when I am injured in any way. This vampiric ability requires long body contact, something that I have plenty. Vampire, masked AU Sans. I just need more woodworking now.
With my muscular hands I force the tendrils holding weaponry to transform trees into their lesser form, wood.
Then I use crystalline quicksalt to create another potion of unhealthyness.
The analysis machine conveys its findings in high-speed morse code of course! The beeping isn't just to get the shopkeep's attention, it was the first runthrough of the information he needed. As such, the Shopkeep writes down his information and then walks over to go ruin the eishalon's day.
According to JOE, the Eishalon was bargaining with me and created a silvery metal. With a proper clarification of something I missed, the Shopkeep tilts his head, then smiles. "huh, how about that. Hmm... do you think you can prepare one other metal? It seems you already know the laundry list of materials I need, a singular one more and you're home free I think."
The shopkeep loosens the blades a bit. Entities aren't told to stand down just yet though.
The Shopkeep grumbles as Phil Swift demands payment, and rifles through his wallet. Then rifles through it again. He looks in the wallet then groans. He doesn't have any US dollars. He looks up at Phil, "I don't have 50 dollars, would a 200 dollar Amazon gift card be appropriate compensation?"
21.8/50 for Monolithium Minimum credit cost: 5 Maximum credit cost: 25
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
+1 Action for Godmodder Conversion Purposes, because your guess was exactly what I had in mind! The Apparatus continues beeping, and will have its results listed in your last post if it survives the round, or, if it is destroyed, have its as-of-then results stated. (If I forget this, remind me.) The Eishalon hesitates, or maybe thinks, and then Points at the FSM, then draws an X. Then it points at cuphead, and shrugs. Through the Shopkeeper's intensive training and/or generic abilities in speaking many languages, they discern the Eishalon is not, in fact, speaking in Stab. Through his intellect and knowledge of alien body language, he determines the Eishalon has weird body language. Finally, through no small amount of guessing and a healthy dose of interpretive dance, he determines the Eishalon is stating it would need to attack Cuphead and then it would maybe work. Before he can decide what to do, Cuphead goes through the portal home, and he hears a cheerful chime coming from something off to the right. Phil suggests if you want to get his divine tape through amazon, you might perhaps wish to buy it through Amazon. He is, however, willing to accept the card if you choose.
I make tiamat fall out of a dimension door on the godmodder's head
Tiamat tries to go through the door, really, they do. but the spell-crafter clearly didn't consider the scale of some of their users, and Tiamat gets stuck partway through. then the spell shuts off. Tiamat is now moderately upset at you.
I become immortal again, this time in the sense that I cannot be killed.
You find your stamina increasing... you can no longer accidentally or intentionally overexert yourself, by the third informal verb definition of Killed.
Eishalon Turn The Mask returns to its main goal: Trying to pull Hungry Visitor off. Predictably, it fails.
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
The Shopkeeper does some interesting things, presumably.
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
I think I have to treat my injury. I smack the potion of unhealthyness onto my mask and in retaliation some spines grow out of it and pierce my brain, turning me into something transcending myself instead of destroying me. It is the perfect crime. From now on, I sap some health from the mask when I am injured in any way. This vampiric ability requires long body contact, something that I have plenty. Vampire, masked AU Sans. I just need more woodworking now.
With my muscular hands I force the tendrils holding weaponry to transform trees into their lesser form, wood.
Then I use crystalline quicksalt to create another potion of unhealthyness.
You... use a potion of unhealthyness... to make spikes... to transcend yourself... to become a vampire? Sadly, the Mask cannot grow spikes in the described manner, so it kinda... doesn't work. Besides, the instant repair on your head would destroy the spikes. As for forcing the Tendrils, they are sadly too bendy to control with hands, even ones so muscular as yours.
Phil uses his in preparation for defending himself from the Mask. The Earth Pelican flutters its wings. The Terror Pants would be restless, if they weren't mechanical. The Flying Spagetti Monster heals the Pants. The Mask has a thought. well, giving its habits, it probably had the thought some time ago, and decided now to act on the thought. It stumbles over to the Apparatus, very carefully, and pokes it just a little with its sword. 1D100: 60 1D40:2. (OOC note: This is the real roll, mind you; the Die wasn't weighted or anything. The Mask just chanced it, and it worked(?); flavour was added after the fact.) The Analytical Apparatus Sputters. Though still intact, It loses a slight amount of Data and, due to failsafes in the standard librarys which assume a non-combat situation, starts that part over. the Morse Code up to that point will be added... tommorow ('s late ok.) It's going to be most of it, but a little is lost. The Eishalon seems satisfied with it results. By this point, all Pionos entities have had their turn, so they can't retaliate yet.
The Flying Spagetti Monster is hit in the meatball by a Brick forrrrrrr21 damage. The Bricks trajectory is impossible to determine.
The Update Room. [] BUT A ANGEL 315/ HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room. fell down and gotted upwards. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs.) 2/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 1 Silver-blue ingot, Abyssite 2s 1L [OG] Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 19 rocks. O look the pelican. on Srovy's head. [A]Cuphead 88/88 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] 4/4EX move110, shadiamond proof! moralized, temporal preservation XIII (Has returned to Inkwell Island(Owns Devils Cassino)). Scribbled Note. If there's a rifle on the wall in the first act.... [A] Terror Pants 320/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:MoH).) "Ownerless", guarding Analytical Apparatus. [A] Analytical Apparatus 7/7 hp ~0.4 CP [NaWrt]. 0.95 CP [Pionoplayer]. 0.9 CP [algot] 0CP [other] 1.5B [Godmodder] Analysis Complete. [A] Flying Spageti monster 149/190 HP 30A/-30A 2/3 Cannon Meatball
Battlefield EoRR
The Solars try to eat the Maniac. That's what sic means, right? Sadly, he's not organic. The Maniac expounds, in that grating, gravely, annoying voice of his, on the dangers of non-organic food. He might slightly increase the risk of humans who eat him having cancer, if certain studies are correct and the area he was raised in used glyphosate pesticides. It goes with out saying that the Solars are not, In Fact, Human. or, most likely, vulnerable to cancer. The Fgicknupg resigns itself to a life of working retail. If only they had another option... the Legion Tarasque wanders towards the slowly-transforming Dwarf Mr Brick on a Stick tosses his Brick at the Flying Spagetti Monster, which retroactively takes uhhhhhhhh 21 damage.
The Godmodder stares at his forces. How is it that none of them, Not One, has bothered to kill the Solars? It would be so easy! well, for some of them, anyway. And it would be such a waste... He puts another point in Veerraad, coiling some wire around a spire.
The Battlefield [OG] Solars 10 HP x2 summoned by orcalord! near orcalord. confused at his rope. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder [AG]"The" Maniac 2/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. concussions, eyes sewn open, 9 spare eyes. [AG]The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? +-??? HP. Eldritch Abomination. [AQ] Tarasque portal (?/% clogged) Legion Tarasque pretty big HP. Bite attack ((8x(hp/75)A) tail attack (tripping). [AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 50 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno. [GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP 3/4 Le LEi 2/3 Veerraad.
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L and nearing a Loss! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible! Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique'Magic Factory' and Srovy, Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: nearing 50. 1C.AC. notable injured! Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl! Srovy: 2 dirt lumps, Rock Mask, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6) Theblackswordmaster:in the update room! ADrunkenDwarf: transforming into a Quetzalcoatl in either 3? rounds or 11? themposts. in a hole. Piono: Null+0.5 Souls ~??Eishaic Scythe??~,2079.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. in the update room. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal. Swords
You pass through the archway. to the left is a forest of pine trees, nestled between two ridges. It has some flowers, and a path not so charred as yours. To the right leads another, uncharred path, though the forest is more dense there and you cannot determine how far it goes. Above you, on the right side, the mountain looks burnt and is, at many points, molten, red-hot in large swaths and with numerous holes. On every path are a fair many harpies, though only about half of them look hostile.
Wasn't the FSM at the very least supposed to be guarding the analysis machine still? I really am not in the mood for having to nuke down a boss in short order but this is just getting obnoxious and will try my hand if I have to.
I check the note left by Cuphead and temporarily set everything I own into stasis (Terror Pants, FSM, analytical apparatus), taking the material the Eishalon gave me but releasing it from other obligations so I don't get all my stuff nuked while I recover from IRL maladies. I will still be charging, but minimal progress is likely to be made on the charging sidequest as I need naturewriter and am currently unable to get actions fully typed for this.
25.8/50 for Monolithium Minimum credit cost: 5 Maximum credit cost: 25
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
Hey this is where reality bending should have come into play... oh well. I use a load of my own stem cells to encrust the tentacles in bony plating that is made of my bones. Then I begin to force the tentacles with earth attunement and my muscular hand to chop off trees. After that I proceed using crystal quicksalt to generate another potion of unhealthyness.
I take the rightmost path, and ready my wand. If any harpy charges me or makes any hostile move whatsoever, I'll pepper it with magic faster than it can say "CHLUG!!!" with only one U.
Oh, and I guess now might be a good time to allocate these remaining points. Hmm, I guess I'll put five into strength, two into defense, and one more into intelligence.
[P]SirNatureWriter: 120/120 mage HP, Level 20% Mage, 61% XP 20/20 mana
I take the rightmost path, and ready my wand. If any harpy charges me or makes any hostile move whatsoever, I'll pepper it with magic faster than it can say "CHLUG!!!" with only one U.
Oh, and I guess now might be a good time to allocate these remaining points. Hmm, I guess I'll put five into strength, two into defense, and one more into intelligence.
[P]SirNatureWriter: 120/120 mage HP, Level 26% Mage, 51% XP 20/20 mana
Luckily for you, Harpies move slower then you do, meaning none of them can quite catch you. Anyway, you take the path. As you near the entrance of the cave, there's a popup: World Discovery: Eminence* of Emagrotha This location is the abode of a gargantuan beast, a tyrant of its Enclave. within roam its brood, in addition to flame fay and living fire. The very land around it has been corrupted by the ever-present plasma, turning black and glassy in wide patches. The Flames of this manse are everburning, and few return alive. The aura of Gyliiiiiiimagi-e--a--Sprea-la-not-----Burn-Icag---Ozot---cruel and calcu- ErRor: Extended Description infected by turbulent magic. marking in log.-
You receive enough experience to level you an additional 6 times upon the popups arrival. Phil seems very interested in exploring the caverns. (Also, a (accidentally zoomed in) approximation of (the facing forwards version of) the image you would have gotten last round: )
Note: Eminence is a word for mountain in addition to its other meanings, though it is rarely used as such.
Store: Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
Wasn't the FSM at the very least supposed to be guarding the analysis machine still? I really am not in the mood for having to nuke down a boss in short order but this is just getting obnoxious and will try my hand if I have to.
I check the note left by Cuphead and temporarily set everything I own into stasis (Terror Pants, FSM, analytical apparatus), taking the material the Eishalon gave me but releasing it from other obligations so I don't get all my stuff nuked while I recover from IRL maladies. I will still be charging, but minimal progress is likely to be made on the charging sidequest as I need naturewriter and am currently unable to get actions fully typed for this.
25.8/50 for Monolithium Minimum credit cost: 5 Maximum credit cost: 25
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
yeah, i forgot the fsm thing. You quickly eat the Pants/fsm/analysis machine, stasising them through the power of being sick or whatnot. you also take the blue-silver Metal Ingot (+6.5C to Monolithium+mithril objective accomplished || mithril passive for monolithium's summon.) and release the MoH Lastly, you read cupheads note, which I will summarize. in summary, Cuphead is thankful to you for letting them go free without dying or waiting several(ic) months. Since they don't expect to return to this dimension*, they've directed their dimension-sponsored inventory to give you all their loot from what they were doing when nobody was paying attention.
Hey this is where reality bending should have come into play... oh well. I use a load of my own stem cells to encrust the tentacles in bony plating that is made of my bones. Then I begin to force the tentacles with earth attunement and my muscular hand to chop off trees. After that I proceed using crystal quicksalt to generate another potion of unhealthyness.
You cover it in bones! Well, some of it in bones. the Eishalon has Strongk muscles, but not as strongkl as gelekinesis! you now have skill at puppetteering other bodies and have more wood. It's harder then expected, though, so you don't have the time to preform the complicated process of converting salt into unhealthiness.
Eishalon Action: The Mask struggles against HV's bones, knocking most of them off!
Store: Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
mhk.
The Mask throws 3 crystals at Hungry Visitor. 1D100: 7 1 22 It misses three times in a row, and one of the throws goes on to hit Phil Swift, for 1D40:16 damage. Hungry Visitor is unaffected. Phil Swift quickly heals himself with FLEX TAIP Later on, on the Battlefield, the Godmodder finishes and uses Veerraad, summoning a Veerraad. He drops by in the update room and quickly affixes it to the Eishalon, allowing it to Veerraad people.
The Update Room. [] BUT A ANGEL 320/ HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 2/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, Abyssite 1s 1L [OG] Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 19 rocks. O look the pelican. on Srovy's head. Scribbled Note. [A] Terror Pants 320/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:MoH).) "Ownerless", guarding Analytical Apparatus. [A] Analytical Apparatus 7/7 hp ~0.4 CP [NaWrt]. 0.95 CP [Pionoplayer]. 0.9 CP [algot] 0CP [other] 1.5B [Godmodder] Analysis Complete. [A] Flying Spageti monster 149/190 HP 30A/-30A 2/3 Cannon Meatball within the shopkeep's stomach.
The Battlefield [OG] Solars 10 HP x2 summoned by orcalord! near orcalord. confused at his rope. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder [AG]"The" Maniac 2/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. concussions, eyes sewn open, 9 spare eyes. [AG]The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? +-??? HP. Eldritch Abomination. [AQ] Tarasque portal (?/% clogged) Legion Tarasque pretty big HP. Bite attack ((8x(hp/75)A) tail attack (tripping). [AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 50 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno. [GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP 3/4 Le LEi
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique'Magic Factory' and Srovy, Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: nearing 50. 1C.AC. notable injured! Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl! Srovy: 2 dirt lumps, Rock Mask, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6) Theblackswordmaster:in the update room! ADrunkenDwarf: transforming into a Quetzalcoatl in either 2?? rounds or 11? themposts. in a hole. Piono: Null+0.5 Souls ,2079 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. in the update room. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal.
You enter! There's a surprisingly cavernous area, with lots of fire and several large dry bones. additionally, the turtles and other things in the area seem rather passive with regards to Phil(and by extension, you), who looks happy.
Store: Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
most of update is complete, but there may be parts missing.
Cuphead ordered! He will use his shot on the Eishalon if it doesn't decide.
Fair enough. I was considering suggesting it as an opportunity to raise future efficiency in a permanent manner or something, but from the sounds of it you probably wouldn't enjoy it either way.
The Eishalon looks at you as best it can (what with it having a person taped to its face), and makes some vague pointing motions towards Cuphead and The FSM. Through pantomime and no small amount of guessing, You figure out it's asking whether you'd prefer it attack the FSM or Cuphead. taking into account how it's asking politely (well, as politely has a pantomiming abomination which can't really talk can be), and various strategic implications, you select Cuphead. The Eishalon nods.
You Kick the Godmodder in the gut so hard, your foot actually ends up inside his gut, where the hyper-advanced Godmodder Microbes convert it into food! Oh no!
Indeed, the Awakening (and Flex Tape) take care of face-ripping.
Then you set up a Sticky Shield! Wow, you're like a Katamari ball! The Awakening doesn't work because the shield is applying directly to your body, and therefore possibly a part of you. You suspect this is some form of mental block, but that still makes it harder.
Basically, you can still awaken edge cases, but its harder. for example, it might require its own post / action.
You slot a vial of Godmodder Energy in! also, the blades are strengthened. You notice the blades seem to be worth slightly more then you inputted, possibly due to the possibility of not being usable.
The Mask looks at Pionoplayer, then makes a move.
Lashing out with the Crystaline blade on its right tendril, it awkwardly lurches towards Cuphead, and...
1D100: 14
1D100: 5
1D2: 2
First of all, it fails the Accuracy roll to even be aiming in the right direction (DC on D100 is 25). Since it's not aiming properly at Cuphead in the first place, there's no Cuphead Dodge roll.
Then, it rolls to not hit anyone else by accident. and fails.
Lastly, it rolls on whether it hits the Terror Pants or Flying Spagetti monster (which, since they're your entities and so is Cuphead, would presumably be in the same direction as it is.), and rolls FSM.
...Funny how it works sometimes.
Anyway, The Mask stumbles forward. Its Slash goes wide, and as it struggles not to fall off, rips into the FSM, dealing...
1D40: 5
...pfffft.
five damage. The Flying Spaghetti Monster feels tired, for some reason... drained might be a better way of saying it? They think they'll be fine, though.
You are now standing in a hole. People who don't look in the hole can't see you, though non-visual means (IE: you screaming in pain) will still register.
You throw a met a the goddmoder. The Goddmoder, in the middle of his retirement, is still sharp-witted, and uses its mouthgun to fire the Alchemists fire vials back at you. Owowowowowow!
Legends tell of your famous assault on the Goddmoder, your daring with the alchemists fire, your clever ambush from halfway across the globe, your use of hard hats to defend machines... you're simply a legend. You experience immortality in the form of being remembered, in every moment.
You summon a very evil eye. since it's under your control, it immediately flops down onto the floor, due to your lack of practice controlling eye-based flight organs.
The Pelican hops on the perch. Then it makes you a mask made of rocks. You feel stronger, somehow. like, physically.
...Why Mass Polymorph? you only picked one target and you're trying to hide...
At any rate, you start the polymorph! Based on the duration you've listed, this will take 4 rounds and a little, so around 12 posts at three posts a round.
Flextape?
? THAT IS THE TERRITORY OF PHIL SWIFT THE DIVINE ANGLE! IF YOU WISH TO USE 
, YOU Will PAY TRIBUTE!
That'll be about 50 bucks, says Phil Swift, after his angel aura calms down.
The Mask of Hesitation looks around, and waits for a moment.
The FSM takes this chance to use Cannon Meatball! The meat sphere starts to accelerate... the spaghetti wriggles, then launches it... directly into a trailing FSM tendril! It catches the meatball and causes it to drop to the ground. Man, how could they mess this up? Cuphead is confused.
Having finished Hesitating, the Mask raises its Staff...arm...tendril. floating between the twisted branches appears a small crystal of blue-glowing light, which shatters. the fragments swirl around, then stop, a cloud shaped as a rectangular prism. After a few moments, it flashes yellow, and a bar of silver-blue metal starts to fall (though the Mask catches it with a spare tendril.). -1 Energy Diamond.
The Terror Pants are pretty sure this isn't Stalling, and the Scythe hasn't been removed yet (somehow), but it's not sure what to do. in the end, it decides to keep the gun trained on the Mask.
The Analytical Apparatus seems to be finished with the math. Wait, how is it supposed to display the Data? It starts making repeated 'beep' sounds to attract piono's attention.
The Update Room.
] 
BUT A 
ANGEL 315/
HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! 
Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room. fell down and gotted upwards.
1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 1 Silver-blue ingot, Abyssite 1s 1L
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[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs.)
[OG] Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 19 rocks. O look the pelican. on Srovy's head.
[A] Cuphead 88/88 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] 4/4 EX move 110, shadiamond proof! moralized, temporal preservation XIII (can return home free).
[A] Terror Pants 290/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:MoH).) "Ownerless", trouble fitting in The Update Room. guarding Analytical Apparatus.
[A] Analytical Apparatus 7/7 hp ~0.5 CP [NaWrt]. 1 CP [Pionoplayer]. 1 CP [algot] 0CP [other] stage 2: comparisons... complete. 3: GM/P interactions.
[A] Flying Spageti monster 170/190 HP 30A/-30A 1/3 Cannon Meatball
Battlefield EoRR
The Solars stare at the beholder.
The Maniac walks over to the beholder and picks it up. now he has 9 spare eyes.
The Fgicknupg wishes it had more job opportunities.
the Legion Tarasque wanders around,looking for a nice hole to hide in...
Mr Brick on a Stick puts a brick on his stick.
The Godmodder decides to start another charge: veerraad.
The Battlefield
[OG] Solars 10 HP x2 summoned by orcalord! near orcalord. confused at his dyed hair and rope.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those...
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] "The" Maniac 2/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. concussions, eyes sewn open, 9 spare eyes.
[AG] The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? +-??? HP. Eldritch Abomination.
[AQ] Tarasque portal (?/% clogged)
Legion Tarasque pretty big HP. Bite attack ((8x(hp/75)A) tail attack (tripping).
[AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 50 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno.
[GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP 3/4 Le LEi 1/3 Veerraad.
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L and nearing a Loss! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible!
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique 'Magic Factory' and Srovy, Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: nearing 50. 1C.AC. notable injured! Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation.
Aeisenberg: In The Update Room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. on fire with hair.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real.
DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl!
rangerrogueorpaladin: Being accosted by Lich!...? Maybe?
Srovy: 2 dirt lumps, Rock Mask, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6)
Theblackswordmaster:in the update room!
ADrunkenDwarf: transforming into a Quetzalcoatl in either 4 rounds or 11 themposts. in a hole.
Piono: Null+0.5 Souls ~??Eishaic Scythe??~, 2079.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. in the update room. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal. Swords
You try to figure out what they do. after a few seconds of thinking, a box appears in the air, listing five stats to invest in: Strength, Dexterity, Agility, Defense, and Intelligence. strength seems to be about attacks, while dexterity's about criticals; agility states it raises dodge chance, defence says it reduces damage, and inteligence says your mana gets better.
(OOC:This update would also include you reaching your destination, but my account for those images is down for some reason. I can make a guess, I guess, but it might be off thematically.)
(most likely you find a spire of rock with more magic surrounding it, next to an ornate archway marking a mountain path with dead grass.)
The analysis machine conveys its findings in high-speed morse code of course! The beeping isn't just to get the shopkeep's attention, it was the first runthrough of the information he needed. As such, the Shopkeep writes down his information
and then walks over to go ruin the eishalon's day.According to JOE, the Eishalon was bargaining with me and created a silvery metal. With a proper clarification of something I missed, the Shopkeep tilts his head, then smiles. "huh, how about that. Hmm... do you think you can prepare one other metal? It seems you already know the laundry list of materials I need, a singular one more and you're home free I think."
The shopkeep loosens the blades a bit. Entities aren't told to stand down just yet though.
The Shopkeep grumbles as Phil Swift demands payment, and rifles through his wallet. Then rifles through it again. He looks in the wallet then groans. He doesn't have any US dollars. He looks up at Phil, "I don't have 50 dollars, would a 200 dollar Amazon gift card be appropriate compensation?"
21.8/50 for Monolithium
Minimum credit cost: 5
Maximum credit cost: 25
Credits:
SirNatureWriter: 3.8
SadWormtheWorm: 3
Algot: 2
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits (???)
Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties:
Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
I make tiamat fall out of a dimension door on the godmodder's head
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
I put 10 points into intelligence and 5 points into each of the other skills. I save the rest of the points for later.
If that doesn't cost a full action, I'll look around for any structures, caves, or other points of interest.
[P] SirNatureWriter: 120/120 mage HP, Level 20% Mage, 61% XP 20/20 mana
Strength: 5 points, Dexterity: 5 points, Agility: 5 points, Defense: 5 points, Intelligence: 10 points.
8 unallocated mage points
Equipped: 1 Jungle Wood stick {10-14}
Inventory: 8 sticks, 3.8 credits
Location: Spire of the Spectral Sea
[OG] Philip the Pseudodragon (In no affiliation with Phil Swift of Flextape Holiness): 20/21 HP.
Equipped: None
Inventory: None
Location: Spire of the Spectral Sea
I dye my hair the usual color(blue) and put out the fire.Also I sic my solars on the maniac.
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
I become immortal again, this time in the sense that I cannot be killed.
I play Pokemon go every day.
Allocating extra to Intelligence? That's... Intelligent of you. ba dum ts
also, it doesn't take an action, no, so though I still can't make images for it :/ , You find (probably) a spire of rock with more magic surrounding it, next to an ornate archway marking a mountain path with dead grass. Dotting the landscape are mountains and ridges, making it difficult to see land far away, though the mountain path seems relatively flat. If I later find there's something interesting here i'm not listing, I'll let you go there instead for free or something i dunno.
Additionally, Philip thinks there's something special about mountain path.
Well I got my previous post out, so now I'm just... gonna relax and pretend thet Shopkeep is doing something interesting and charge.
22.8/50 for Monolithium
Minimum credit cost: 5
Maximum credit cost: 25
Credits:
SirNatureWriter: 3.8
SadWormtheWorm: 3
Algot: 2
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits (???)
Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties:
Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
I'll make my way over to the archway, pass through, and follow the path. Phil will keep watch over my head.
[P] SirNatureWriter: 120/120 mage HP, Level 20% Mage, 61% XP 20/20 mana
Strength: 5 points, Dexterity: 5 points, Agility: 5 points, Defense: 5 points, Intelligence: 10 points.
8 unallocated mage points
Equipped: 1 Jungle Wood stick {10-14}
Inventory: 8 sticks, 3.8 credits
Location: Spire of the Spectral Sea
[OG] Philip the Pseudodragon : 20/21 HP.
Equipped: None
Inventory: None
Location: Spire of the Spectral Sea
More feeling bad charging
23.8/50 for Monolithium
Minimum credit cost: 5
Maximum credit cost: 25
Credits:
SirNatureWriter: 3.8
SadWormtheWorm: 3
Algot: 2
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits (???)
Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties:
Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
I think I have to treat my injury. I smack the potion of unhealthyness onto my mask and in retaliation some spines grow out of it and pierce my brain, turning me into something transcending myself instead of destroying me. It is the perfect crime. From now on, I sap some health from the mask when I am injured in any way. This vampiric ability requires long body contact, something that I have plenty. Vampire, masked AU Sans. I just need more woodworking now.
With my muscular hands I force the tendrils holding weaponry to transform trees into their lesser form, wood.
Then I use crystalline quicksalt to create another potion of unhealthyness.
+1 Action for Godmodder Conversion Purposes, because your guess was exactly what I had in mind! The Apparatus continues beeping, and will have its results listed in your last post if it survives the round, or, if it is destroyed, have its as-of-then results stated. (If I forget this, remind me.)
The Eishalon hesitates, or maybe thinks, and then Points at the FSM, then draws an X. Then it points at cuphead, and shrugs. Through the Shopkeeper's intensive training and/or generic abilities in speaking many languages, they discern the Eishalon is not, in fact, speaking in Stab. Through his intellect and knowledge of alien body language, he determines the Eishalon has weird body language. Finally, through no small amount of guessing and a healthy dose of interpretive dance, he determines the Eishalon is stating it would need to attack Cuphead and then it would maybe work. Before he can decide what to do, Cuphead goes through the portal home, and he hears a cheerful chime coming from something off to the right.
Phil suggests if you want to get his divine tape through amazon, you might perhaps wish to buy it through Amazon. He is, however, willing to accept the card if you choose.
Tiamat tries to go through the door, really, they do. but the spell-crafter clearly didn't consider the scale of some of their users, and Tiamat gets stuck partway through.
then the spell shuts off. Tiamat is now moderately upset at you.
You no longer appear identical to the legendary super saiyan. Solars ordered.
You find your stamina increasing... you can no longer accidentally or intentionally overexert yourself, by the third informal verb definition of Killed.
Eishalon Turn
The Mask returns to its main goal: Trying to pull Hungry Visitor off. Predictably, it fails.
The Shopkeeper does some interesting things, presumably.
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You... use a potion of unhealthyness... to make spikes... to transcend yourself... to become a vampire? Sadly, the Mask cannot grow spikes in the described manner, so it kinda... doesn't work. Besides, the instant repair on your head would destroy the spikes. As for forcing the Tendrils, they are sadly too bendy to control with hands, even ones so muscular as yours.
in preparation for defending himself from the Mask.
Phil uses his
The Earth Pelican flutters its wings. The Terror Pants would be restless, if they weren't mechanical. The Flying Spagetti Monster heals the Pants.
The Mask has a thought. well, giving its habits, it probably had the thought some time ago, and decided now to act on the thought. It stumbles over to the Apparatus, very carefully, and pokes it just a little with its sword.
1D100: 60
1D40: 2.
(OOC note: This is the real roll, mind you; the Die wasn't weighted or anything. The Mask just chanced it, and it worked(?); flavour was added after the fact.)
The Analytical Apparatus Sputters. Though still intact, It loses a slight amount of Data and, due to failsafes in the standard librarys which assume a non-combat situation, starts that part over. the Morse Code up to that point will be added... tommorow ('s late ok.) It's going to be most of it, but a little is lost. The Eishalon seems satisfied with it results. By this point, all Pionos entities have had their turn, so they can't retaliate yet.
The Flying Spagetti Monster is hit in the meatball by a Brick forrrrrrr21 damage. The Bricks trajectory is impossible to determine.
The Update Room.
] 
BUT A 
ANGEL 315/
HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! 
Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room. fell down and gotted upwards.
2/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 1 Silver-blue ingot, Abyssite 2s 1L
[
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs.)
[OG] Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 19 rocks. O look the pelican. on Srovy's head.
[A]
Cuphead 88/88 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] 4/4 EX move 110,shadiamond proof!moralized, temporal preservation XIII (Has returned to Inkwell Island(Owns Devils Cassino)).Scribbled Note. If there's a rifle on the wall in the first act....
[A] Terror Pants 320/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:MoH).) "Ownerless", guarding Analytical Apparatus.
[A] Analytical Apparatus 7/7 hp ~0.4 CP [NaWrt]. 0.95 CP [Pionoplayer]. 0.9 CP [algot] 0CP [other] 1.5B [Godmodder] Analysis Complete.
[A] Flying Spageti monster 149/190 HP 30A/-30A 2/3 Cannon Meatball
Battlefield EoRR
The Solars try to eat the Maniac. That's what sic means, right? Sadly, he's not organic. The Maniac expounds, in that grating, gravely, annoying voice of his, on the dangers of non-organic food. He might slightly increase the risk of humans who eat him having cancer, if certain studies are correct and the area he was raised in used glyphosate pesticides. It goes with out saying that the Solars are not, In Fact, Human. or, most likely, vulnerable to cancer.
The Fgicknupg resigns itself to a life of working retail. If only they had another option...
the Legion Tarasque wanders towards the slowly-transforming Dwarf
Mr Brick on a Stick tosses his Brick at the Flying Spagetti Monster, which retroactively takes uhhhhhhhh 21 damage.
The Godmodder stares at his forces. How is it that none of them, Not One, has bothered to kill the Solars? It would be so easy! well, for some of them, anyway. And it would be such a waste... He puts another point in Veerraad, coiling some wire around a spire.
The Battlefield
[OG] Solars 10 HP x2 summoned by orcalord! near orcalord. confused at his rope.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those...
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] "The" Maniac 2/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. concussions, eyes sewn open, 9 spare eyes.
[AG] The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? +-??? HP. Eldritch Abomination.
[AQ] Tarasque portal (?/% clogged)
Legion Tarasque pretty big HP. Bite attack ((8x(hp/75)A) tail attack (tripping).
[AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 50 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno.
[GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP 3/4 Le LEi 2/3 Veerraad.
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L and nearing a Loss! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible!
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique 'Magic Factory' and Srovy, Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: nearing 50. 1C.AC. notable injured! Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation.
Aeisenberg: In The Update Room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl!
Srovy: 2 dirt lumps, Rock Mask, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6)
Theblackswordmaster:in the update room!
ADrunkenDwarf: transforming into a Quetzalcoatl in either 3? rounds or 11? themposts. in a hole.
Piono: Null+0.5 Souls ~??Eishaic Scythe??~, 2079.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. in the update room. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal. Swords
You pass through the archway. to the left is a forest of pine trees, nestled between two ridges. It has some flowers, and a path not so charred as yours. To the right leads another, uncharred path, though the forest is more dense there and you cannot determine how far it goes. Above you, on the right side, the mountain looks burnt and is, at many points, molten, red-hot in large swaths and with numerous holes.
On every path are a fair many harpies, though only about half of them look hostile.
Wasn't the FSM at the very least supposed to be guarding the analysis machine still? I really am not in the mood for having to nuke down a boss in short order but this is just getting obnoxious and will try my hand if I have to.
I check the note left by Cuphead and temporarily set everything I own into stasis (Terror Pants, FSM, analytical apparatus), taking the material the Eishalon gave me but releasing it from other obligations so I don't get all my stuff nuked while I recover from IRL maladies. I will still be charging, but minimal progress is likely to be made on the charging sidequest as I need naturewriter and am currently unable to get actions fully typed for this.
25.8/50 for Monolithium
Minimum credit cost: 5
Maximum credit cost: 25
Credits:
SirNatureWriter: 3.8
SadWormtheWorm: 3
Algot: 2
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits (???)
Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties:
Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
Hey this is where reality bending should have come into play...
oh well. I use a load of my own stem cells to encrust the tentacles in bony plating that is made of my bones.
Then I begin to force the tentacles with earth attunement and my muscular hand to chop off trees.
After that I proceed using crystal quicksalt to generate another potion of unhealthyness.
I take the rightmost path, and ready my wand. If any harpy charges me or makes any hostile move whatsoever, I'll pepper it with magic faster than it can say "CHLUG!!!" with only one U.
Oh, and I guess now might be a good time to allocate these remaining points. Hmm, I guess I'll put five into strength, two into defense, and one more into intelligence.
[P] SirNatureWriter: 120/120 mage HP, Level 20% Mage, 61% XP 20/20 mana
Strength: 10 points, Dexterity: 5 points, Agility: 5 points, Defense: 7 points, Intelligence: 11 points.
0 unallocated mage points
Equipped: 1 Jungle Wood stick {10-14}
Inventory: 8 sticks, 3.8 credits
Location: Spire of the Spectral Sea
[OG] Philip the Pseudodragon : 20/21 HP.
Equipped: None
Inventory: None
Location: Spire of the Spectral Sea
Luckily for you, Harpies move slower then you do, meaning none of them can quite catch you.
Anyway, you take the path.
As you near the entrance of the cave, there's a popup:
World Discovery: Eminence* of Emagrotha
This location is the abode of a gargantuan beast, a tyrant of its Enclave. within roam its brood, in addition to flame fay and living fire. The very land around it has been corrupted by the ever-present plasma, turning black and glassy in wide patches. The Flames of this manse are everburning, and few return alive. The aura of Gyliiiiiiimagi-e--a--Sprea-la-not-----Burn-Icag---Ozot---cruel and calcu-
ErRor: Extended Description infected by turbulent magic. marking in log.-
You receive enough experience to level you an additional 6 times upon the popups arrival. Phil seems very interested in exploring the caverns.
(Also, a (accidentally zoomed in) approximation of (the facing forwards version of) the image you would have gotten last round:
)
Note: Eminence is a word for mountain in addition to its other meanings, though it is rarely used as such.
9 points will go to intelligence, the other 3 to defense.
I quietly make my way into the cave entrance and look around carefully.
[P] SirNatureWriter: 120/120 mage HP, Level 26 Mage, 51% XP 20/20 mana
Strength: 10 points, Dexterity: 5 points, Agility: 5 points, Defense: 10 points, Intelligence: 20 points.
Equipped: 1 Jungle Wood stick {10-14}
Inventory: 8 sticks, 3.8 credits
Location: Eminence of Emagrotha
[OG] Philip the Pseudodragon : 23/22 HP.
Equipped: None
Inventory: None
Location: Eminence of Emagrotha
stasis charge
26.8/50 for Monolithium
Minimum credit cost: 5
Maximum credit cost: 25
Credits:
SirNatureWriter: 3.8
SadWormtheWorm: 3
Algot: 2
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Store:
Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties:
Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
yeah, i forgot the fsm thing.
You quickly eat the Pants/fsm/analysis machine, stasising them through the power of being sick or whatnot. you also take the blue-silver Metal Ingot (+6.5C to Monolithium+mithril objective accomplished || mithril passive for monolithium's summon.) and release the MoH
Lastly, you read cupheads note, which I will summarize. in summary, Cuphead is thankful to you for letting them go free without dying or waiting several(ic) months. Since they don't expect to return to this dimension*, they've directed their dimension-sponsored inventory to give you all their loot from what they were doing when nobody was paying attention.
You cover it in bones! Well, some of it in bones. the Eishalon has Strongk muscles, but not as strongkl as gelekinesis! you now have skill at puppetteering other bodies and have more wood. It's harder then expected, though, so you don't have the time to preform the complicated process of converting salt into unhealthiness.
Eishalon Action:
The Mask struggles against HV's bones, knocking most of them off!
mhk.
The Mask throws 3 crystals at Hungry Visitor.
] 
BUT A 
ANGEL 320/
HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! 
Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room.
2/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, Abyssite 1s 1L
1D100: 7
1
22
It misses three times in a row, and one of the throws goes on to hit Phil Swift, for 1D40:16 damage. Hungry Visitor is unaffected. Phil Swift quickly heals himself with FLEX TAIP
Later on, on the Battlefield, the Godmodder finishes and uses Veerraad, summoning a Veerraad. He drops by in the update room and quickly affixes it to the Eishalon, allowing it to Veerraad people.
The Update Room.
[
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[OG] Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 19 rocks. O look the pelican. on Srovy's head.
Scribbled Note.
[A] Terror Pants 320/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:MoH).) "Ownerless", guarding Analytical Apparatus.[A] Analytical Apparatus 7/7 hp ~0.4 CP [NaWrt]. 0.95 CP [Pionoplayer]. 0.9 CP [algot] 0CP [other] 1.5B [Godmodder] Analysis Complete.[A] Flying Spageti monster 149/190 HP 30A/-30A 2/3 Cannon Meatballwithin the shopkeep's stomach.The Battlefield
[OG] Solars 10 HP x2 summoned by orcalord! near orcalord. confused at his rope.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those...
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] "The" Maniac 2/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. concussions, eyes sewn open, 9 spare eyes.
[AG] The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? +-??? HP. Eldritch Abomination.
[AQ] Tarasque portal (?/% clogged)
Legion Tarasque pretty big HP. Bite attack ((8x(hp/75)A) tail attack (tripping).
[AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 50 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno.
[GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP 3/4 Le LEi
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique 'Magic Factory' and Srovy, Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: nearing 50. 1C.AC. notable injured! Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation.
Aeisenberg: In The Update Room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl!
Srovy: 2 dirt lumps, Rock Mask, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6)
Theblackswordmaster:in the update room!
ADrunkenDwarf: transforming into a Quetzalcoatl in either 2?? rounds or 11? themposts. in a hole.
Piono: Null+0.5 Souls , 2079 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. in the update room. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal.
You enter! There's a surprisingly cavernous area, with lots of fire and several large dry bones. additionally, the turtles and other things in the area seem rather passive with regards to Phil(and by extension, you), who looks happy.
I take the charge boost.
Also, I, uh... access the dimension-sponsored inventory Cuphead gave me?
34.3/50 for Monolithium
Minimum credit cost: 5
Maximum credit cost: 25
Credits:
SirNatureWriter: 3.8
SadWormtheWorm: 3
Algot: 2
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Store:
Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties:
Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.