Okie dokie, seeing as this is an organization, I'll start with a mission brief.

There has recently been a huge win for the forces of good, the legendary vampire Von Shriten and his spawn have been defeated. He can no longer terrorize the country, and his castle is set to be renovated by his daughter, Sariel Von Shriten, into a museum dedicated to the family name. Unfortunately, the count loved him his dark pets and all his traps, and these must be removed and disarmed before renovations begin.

Jerry: your assignment is to protect the scientists and clear the castle.

Konsantin Dragases: You are to disable the traps that the count may have placed and search for any hidden rooms that may lie within.

Quasim Tiana: Your task is to keep them alive long enough to complete this task.

You are sent from HQ riding on horseback and are set to arrive within a couple of days. You are all riding together with a wagon full of all the equipment you may need along with some provisions for the workers clearing the area around the castle.

You have a long ride ahead of you, so if you wanted to introduce yourselves...

This is the part where someone says something.

Ok, I needed someone to tell me to say something.

”I’m jerry, I work in the handler department, I will be ‘handling’ the explosives, most of the fire, and most of the bad decisions. I’m can cast some spells, and I’m handy with a bow.”

if this wasn’t what you wanted please let me know. Jerry is a eldritch knight, he focuses mostly on fire spells. 

Of course he does. What animals did you choose to get?

(darn im at school, i'll try and keep up while at school-)

"Oh, hello Jerry I am Quasim Tinia. Or just call me Tinia for short. Did you know I can heal?" Tinia brags.

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(darn im at school, i'll try and keep up while at school-)

 That’s cool, nothins really happening yet.

"That's great, Jerry. Good stuff. I'm Kon, and I will be doing my job. Let's make sure everybody does theirs, yeah?"

A human dressed in scale mail, bearing the M.E.T.A.L. logo on each shoulder. He wears a belt festooned with pouches, each seemingly stuffed to the brim. A pistol and mace hang at his sides. A crossbow strapped along his back. He has dark hair, tanned skin, and green eyes. The expression, "You're smarter than you look." applies to him. He IS smarter than he looks. Though he also looks pretty smart.

((I know you said we weren't gonna take this too seriously, but I can't help being expressive, lol))

A big bloke in heavy armor, with a shield and longsword on his back is riding up front.,

"Ah my name is not important, you can call me The Tank."

"The Tank? That name sounds funny" Tinia giggles at him.

You have been travelling for a while, and are close to the castle when you hear a growling noise. A pair of dead, white eyes look at you through the brambles. The eyes push through the brambles as though unaffected by them, and a mangy, bloody, beat up wolf emerges from the dark.

Oooh “I’ve heard that vampires have wolfs as minions and such, be weary, even if it looks injured, oh wait, it’s dead! Zombie, definitely a zombie.” jerry will raise his ICER and prepare to shoot if the wolf attacks.

The wolf considers the strange object for a moment, tilting it's head in consideration before leaping at you.

I need you all to roll initiative.

Attack: 16 Damage: 0

(Like this?)

17

Initiative: 7

7

(or this?)

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Attack: 1 Damage: 0

(Like this?)

 No, roll a d20 and add your dexterity bonus. What you did was a attack. Initiate determines the turn order, then, on your turn you attack.

I apologize if I just told you a boat load of stuff you already knew.

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8

(or this?)

 Yeah, we posted at the same time. That’s correct though.

16