Crawl through the dungeon as ‘written’ by the eponymous Rick Sanchez of Rick & Morty fame. Can you complete the challenge with one character or will they die and die again for your relentless entertainment pleasure? Will the fabric of reality warp as some of your fellow players inevitably disappoint the group by flaking, causing them to be replaced, or will the DM actually bother to come up with a plausible reason for some new a**hole to be joining the party?

Find out!

RULES

• Adhere to the DDB site rules and guidelines https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/news-announcements/2-site-rules-guidelines
• Players must be age 13+ according to the front of the book. By applying to, and playing in this scenario you are also professing you are at least 13 years old. Sorry, 12-year-olds.
• You can use the Big Kid words, but they must be censored in some or all parts, not so much to protect the kids so much as nod to the show (and the module’s) content. No slurs whatsoever (check section 2e in the guidelines).
• Understand the DM will not lie to you, but sarcasm can be hard to distinguish over text and that may or may not be taken advantage of during the scenario.
• If you join you must post at least once in 72 hours. After that your character will be piloted by the DM. If no notice of absence is given beforehand and you cannot be reached within 24 hours, you will be replaced by someone on the waitlist. If you wish to rejoin after the fact, you will be placed at the bottom of the waitlist.
• Feel free to disrespect other characters IC but respect each other OOC.

CHARACTER CREATION

• Roll ability scores first bc that sh*t can get hilarious. You roll each stat by rolling 4d6, dropping the lowest dice roll, and adding the result together.
• Choose race, class, and background. You can use anything available in DDB’s character creator minus Homebrew content. Critical Role content is allowed.
• Think up Personality Traits, Ideals, Bonds, and Flaws. Each of these should be no more than 3 sentences long. Brevity is the soul of wit and all that sh*t.
• Edit these into your post with your ability scores. Don’t touch those ability score rolls/code or the thing’s going to call you a dirty, rotten cheater.
• Your character starts at Level 1 and will be progressing by Milestones.
• Don’t make your character sheet unless you’re selected for the first round… or because you’re bored. Nerd.
• Evil is allowed.

So the post format should look like this:

Ability Scores:

Player Name:

Character Name:

Race: 

Class: 

Background: 

Alignment: 

Personality Traits:

Ideals:

Bond: 

Flaws: 

Example:

Ability Scores: 13 16 11 8 12 5

Player Name: Morty

Character Name: Keth Silverson

Race: Half-Orc

Class: Rogue

Background: Urchin

Alignment: Chaotic good

Personality Traits: I have trouble saying no to pretty girls… and Mad Scientists

Ideals: What’s mine is yours, and what’s yours is mine.

Bond: You know what? What’s mine is actually mine. Give it back.

Flaws: I have problems trusting my allies.

By Thursday I will select the 4-6 applications that make me laugh the most… or who I feel might be a good team or otherwise stick around. Whatever. The rest of you chuckleheads will go on a wait-list for if/when a replacement is needed.

The dungeon will start on Saturday. DM is on EST time. Be sure you post your character sheets here or DM them to me by then or the next person in line gets your spot.

Ability scores: Ability scores: 7 13 13 12 15 16

Player Name: Treewy

Character Name: Hewen Stawkniphs
Race: (probably) Human, Variant
Class: Artificer
Background: (Probably) Clan Crafter or Guild Artisan
Alignement: TN(in a Good way, but has no concept of a "right way to solve a problem"

quick description of the concept: Because of those rolls below 10, i had the idea of a wheel chair bound scientist. Bad rolls into body-stats, the good ones into Mind-Stats. The wheelchair could both be falvour or have a mechanical application.

Traits: I dont care how its done, as long as it's done good
Ideals: Destruction is just as fun as construction
Bonds: I help those who owe me a favour so they can live to pay it back
Flaws: My approaches to solve problems are rather chaotic

edit: I have seen that the others have rolled some great stats (at least better than 3 below 10) would i be allowed to reroll?
if yes: Ability scores: 13 13 14 7 4 8

 Sending PM

Interest withdrawn.  I just remembered I read the module already and thus, would be a dirty rotten cheater.

RIP my very inspired satyr bard (college of satire).

Ability scores: 11 12 15 13 16 8

Player Name: Bduds2006

Character Name: Torra Everstine "The Divine"

Race: Kalashtar

Class: Sorcerer Divine Soul

Background: Charlatan

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral 

Personality Traits: I believe a god lives in me

Ideals: I want what my god wants, and he wants everything

Bond: Those faithful to me gain great favor

Flaws: The drink is useful in quieting the god inside my head

Ability scores: Ability scores: 14 9 14 10 18 10

player name: Crimsonfuri 

character name: Gruk Dasgor         
race: half-orc.         
class: barbarian.          
background: tribe leader.      
alignment: chaotic good (does whatever that needs to be done for the greater good)

personality traits: I hardly use an “inside voice” whatever that is. And if someone insults me or my family i am not afraid to throw fists

Ideals: I believe in equality for all, no-one should be excluded from anything.

bonds: I lost my tribe because I couldn’t react fast enough, now I rush everything.

flaws: there is no such thing as “too many drinks” for me.

(btw I’m on Alaskan time period if anyone wanted to know)

Ability Scores:   Ability scores: 18 14 17 12 11 13

 Player Name:  Burgen Badluk

Character Name:  Krondar the Oiled

Race:  Human

Class: Barbarian

Background: PersIckY Tribal  (Uthgartd Tribe)

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

 Personality Traits:  Krondar very loud and make smash things.  Krondar cover body in Oil stinky juice to make him faster and make his muscle bulge better.  Look at Krondar.  He has big muscles.  

Ideals:  To be the strongest and bestest.

Bond:   Once when showing off his muscles a bird pooped on him.  He has vowed to destroy all birds in vengeance for the embarrassment as he was laughed at.

Flaws:   Krondar have no Flaw.  He is perfect specimen.  He make smash your head if you no likey.

Hey are you going to announce who makes the cut or are you gonna private message them? I’m just really anxious to see who gets to play.

Ability Score rolls:16 10 12 13 14 18

Player Name: Simloki

Character Name: Rhodes

Race: Halfelf

Class: Warlock

Background: Sage

Alignment: Neutral

Personality Traits:  There is nothing I like more than a good mystery, and a stiff drink.

Ideals: Knowledge is the path to power and wealth, and sarcasm is almost better than both combined  

Bond: I was accused of black arts, so now I embrace it fully.  So there.

Flaws: Well,  there is that stiff drink thing I talked about.

Alright, nerds, here's the list:

Starting Line-Up:

1. Tweewy - Hewen Stawkniphs (Artificer)

2. coachmanak - Zhox (Bard)

3. Bdudds2006 - Torra Everstine "The Divine" (Sorcerer)

4. Crimsonfuri - Gruk Dasgor (Barbarian)

5. Simloki - Rhodes (Warlock)

6. Burgen Badluck - Krondar the Oiled (Barbarian)

Put your completed character sheets in the campaign by Saturday or get cut for...

The Bench:

1. Lorrdwolf - Rhoggar Kerrhylon (Paladin)

2. ProudOctoDad - Harbinger Kane (Fighter)

No hard feelings, Mister Lorrdwolf, I just thought the funniest best defense was a discombobulated offense with one sh*tty healer. I'm sure we'll see you around soon.

I'm leaving the thread open for anyone else who wants to apply until we've got a few back-ups.

Have fun peeps!

Torra has all the heals, and those in need, need her but sadly her reach is rather short... for now.

Ability Scores: 17 15 9 7 15 15 

Player Name: ProudOctoDad

Character Name: Harbinger Kane

Race: Dragonborn (blue)

Class: Fighter

Background: Sailor

Alignment: CG

Personality Traits: A perfect night in a strange new port would be a stiff drink, starting a scrap with stiff right hook, and ending with a sturdy woman and a stiff c*ck

Ideals: The sea is Freedom. Boundless and untamed. She is a harsh mistress but she makes us strong and free

Bond: My beloved Emelia. Though our time together was only one night, I hope one day to be a man worthy of taking her away with me someday.

Flaws: Kleptomania.... if its shiny small and unwatched, it will be mine.

Here it is, kiddos! Let's goooo!

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