I'll go first, we were just starting out by falling through a volcano and came across a group of gnomes. As it turns out, one of us was racist against gnomes and drop kicked an elderly lady gnome, along with the time I punched a living wall, got one hand stuck in it, and then proceeded to punch with my other hand, thus taking damage. Then there was the time we restrained our gnome hater and she screamed so loud it attracted other enemies. There was also the time I managed to get a -4 on Charisma, so I tried to comfort a group of gnomes from those headless bat things by saying, in a very panicked voice, "E V E R Y T H I N G I S G O I N G T O B E O K A Y" Thus panicking them more. So what about you?
we were on a train, transporting a small bag of incredibly valuable magic rocks, while our boss, an npc, was grabbing drinks out of a magical mini fridge TM, a guy in a trench coat stole the rocks. i tried to get him to stop by shoving the drinks into my bag, but apparently they were opened and my bag just started dripping a mix of alcohol. since he wasnt helping we went to the front of the train car and talked to security, they asked for proof the person stole something from us, so i said "we have a drunk guy in the back of the train?" nat. flippin. 20. which to that character at that time was a 31. it is now the tagline whenever someone asks for proof of anything in game.
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Aguefort: Death is a part of life, eternal and unforgiving. It exists around us in all places.
Aguefort: It's a spoon, when all you need is a knife.
Aguefort: A life for a life, eh Mr. Gibbons?
Brennan: Principal Aguefort takes out a gun and shoots him in the head.
I'll go first, we were just starting out by falling through a volcano and came across a group of gnomes. As it turns out, one of us was racist against gnomes and drop kicked an elderly lady gnome, along with the time I punched a living wall, got one hand stuck in it, and then proceeded to punch with my other hand, thus taking damage. Then there was the time we restrained our gnome hater and she screamed so loud it attracted other enemies. There was also the time I managed to get a -4 on Charisma, so I tried to comfort a group of gnomes from those headless bat things by saying, in a very panicked voice, "E V E R Y T H I N G I S G O I N G T O B E O K A Y" Thus panicking them more. So what about you?
we were on a train, transporting a small bag of incredibly valuable magic rocks, while our boss, an npc, was grabbing drinks out of a magical mini fridge TM, a guy in a trench coat stole the rocks. i tried to get him to stop by shoving the drinks into my bag, but apparently they were opened and my bag just started dripping a mix of alcohol. since he wasnt helping we went to the front of the train car and talked to security, they asked for proof the person stole something from us, so i said "we have a drunk guy in the back of the train?" nat. flippin. 20. which to that character at that time was a 31. it is now the tagline whenever someone asks for proof of anything in game.
Aguefort: Death is a part of life, eternal and unforgiving. It exists around us in all places.
Aguefort: It's a spoon, when all you need is a knife.
Aguefort: A life for a life, eh Mr. Gibbons?
Brennan: Principal Aguefort takes out a gun and shoots him in the head.
Augefort: The price must be paid.
Augefort: aaaaah!
Brennan: Blam, and shoots himself in the head.
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