Bright eyed and rosy cheeked. You are the quintessential innocent doe, ripe and ready for the brutal Hammer of Reality to come screaming down to crush your hopes and dreams. But not yet! For you are in love! Yes, love. You feel the rising of joy in your chest at the mention of your love's name. You see their face in your dreams. Your pure and innocent love permiates your every action. Some may call you a love struck fool, but you hear not these foolish words! For you see the world in shades of pink and taste your love's sweet kiss on the breeze!
No matter your age, race, gender or cognitive ability, the forces of Narrative causality have conspired to create you and your insipid love story. Even in battle you maintain a constant litany of supportive words and bright eyed optimism. The Cinical cannot stand you, the Lecherous feel a cleansing light emitting from your form and the Kind cannot help but have their faith restored by your presence.
You are Innocent and in Love.
- Skill Proficiencies: Whether it be to recite poems of old or verses of holy writ, you have learnt these skills to further impress your love with your worldly knowledge. (Choose Two Skills from: History, Nature, Religion and Persuasion)
- Languages: You have heard it said that this language is the most romantic of all! All the better to woo your love! (Choose any one language)
- Equipment: Your love's Favour! (A gift from your love that you cherish), a book of poems or love songs related to your chosen skills, a never wilting bouquet of your love's favorite flower, a set of common clothes, and a purse containing 5gp.
Love comes in all shapes and sizes. So describe your love in heart aching detail! Some suggestions are provided in the table.
| d10 | Your Love eternal |
|---|---|
| 1 | Your love is an ordinary person of the same race as you and from your town of origin. But you think the world of them. |
| 2 | Your love is of another common race to your land. Though difficult, you will overcome all barriers to reach your love! |
| 3 | Your love is a humanoid monster. So what if they've got fangs, wings, tentacles or several more limbs than most people are used to, you see the beauty within them and love them all the more for it. |
| 4 | Your love is a nonhumanoid monster. Okay, so you have to work on your communication skills a little, so what? You love that owlbear! The purity of you love can withstand a couple maulings. |
| 5 | Your love is a metaphysical being. You've all heard of the love of god? This is kind of like that but the other way around. I''m also totally not implying you have a crush on the Dungeon Master but your character definitely might! |
| 6 | Your Love doesn't exist. Listen, Roland loves Maid Blackberry and it would break his heart if he ever got around to realising she's just a way for him to feel like he has a reason to exist in the world. |
| 7 | You don't have a Love... Yet! There's something due any day, you will know right away, Soon as it shows. It may come cannonballing down through the sky, gleam in its eye, bright as a rose! |
| 8 | Your Love is an inanimate object. Be they a ship, a statue or even a building your Love is perfect in every way! Shame you can't take them with you on your adventures... for now! |
| 9 | Your Love lives in your mind. They don't come out often enough for you but they're actually there and you know they're the most wonderful thing you've ever witnessed |
| 10 | Your Love is the embodiment of an ideal. You have no purer love than that for Lady Liberty. |
You exude an aura of pure and innocent love. You find it very easy to connect with people who love. Whether thats a love for animals, love for another or love for grandchildren, if the emotion is pure and powerful you find them agreeable to most reasonable requests of assistance. Those who don't love either develop heart ache around you for love they've lost/never know, or begin to develop a sense of animosity to your bright eyed innocence.
Suggested Characteristics
Be your love story as bland as vanilla or rich as ambrosia, its your story. Embelish and entertain others with it at every oppourunity! You are sure your love is the most rakish and handsom rogue this side of the Pennines! So what if your love is a milkmaid from Dorset? she may as well be the Queen of Dairy in your eyes! They've never heard of a Maid Blackberry from Summerset? Bring due fame to her unequalled beauty and her unparalleled charms. Maid Blackberry is without a doubt the most intelligent, most understanding and most compassionate of all creatures to walk our imperfect material plane!
| d8 | Personality Trait |
|---|---|
| 1 | I wish to keep my Love all to my self but I can't help mentioning them at every opportunity |
| 2 | When engaged in small talk I try to bring the conversation around to my Love |
| 3 | I try and help others with their love lives, regardless of their protesting. |
| 4 | I Idolize my Love and try to emulate how they would act. |
| 5 | I quote (or misquote) romantic poems or religious verses in as many situations as possible |
| 6 | Nothing can shake my optimism. |
| 7 | I often forget other people's names or backstories because I was thinking about my Love. |
| 8 | I am aware enough that when people point out my obsession with my Love i become very embarrassed. |
| d6 | Ideal |
|---|---|
| 1 | Love is for everyone. |
| 2 | Love is only for those of Good heart and intentions |
| 3 | Only I am worthy of my Love |
| 4 | My Love will witness my greatness. |
| 5 | I know more of love than anyone and so they should follow my example |
| 6 | I only wish to be worthy of my Love. |
| d6 | Bond |
|---|---|
| 1 | I would die for my Love |
| 2 | My Love is missing and I have set out to find them. |
| 3 | I have a rival Suitor. |
| 4 | I wronged my family for my Love. |
| 5 | My Love is far below my station and my family knows of my feelings. |
| 6 | I stole something important for my Love. |
| d6 | Flaw |
|---|---|
| 1 | My love makes my blind to other's plight. |
| 2 | My love makes me deaf to percieved insults and often sincere advice. |
| 3 | I am obsessed with my Love to the detriment of everything else in my life. |
| 4 | I have taken a vow of silence unless in the presence of my Love. |
| 5 | I suspect strangers to be aware and in love with my Love. |
| 6 | I get very upset if I don't know something I think I should about my Love. |
Some people's love burns hot enough to burn. An obsession taken to the point of foolishness. The Incessant Suitor demands all others see the light of their love as the greatest! Instead of the Aura of Love and Innocence. The Incessant Suitor is persistant to a fault, often getting into multiple fights over and over to somehow prove their love's greatness.
You never forget a face if they've insulted your love. You also quickly build a reputation for violence. When you are in a civilized settlement, you can get away with minor criminal offenses, such as breaking a man's nose for insulting your love's name, since most people will not report your activity to the authorities.
'I shall not rest until I've convinced all the locals that they should direct their compliments to Maid Blackberry - and only Maid Blackberry.'
- Quote from an Incessant Suitor whose love was later found to not exist
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