It's a lovely morning in this land, and you are a horrible person. Nothing brings a smile to your face quite like annoying, bothering ,or inconveniencing anyone. Villagers, monsters, even your own party members aren't immune to your horrible antics. As you adventure, just remember: Peace was never an option.
- Skill Proficiencies: Intimidation, Sleight of Hand
- Tool Proficiencies: Thieves' tools
- Languages: One language of your choice
- Equipment: A set of common clothes, five trinkets (roll for random ones or choose your own), and a pouch containing 10 gp
Feature: You Are Horrible
No matter where you go, people are afraid of you due to how horrible you are. When you are in a civilized settlement, you can get away with minor criminal offenses, such as refusing to pay for food at a tavern or breaking down doors at a local shop, since most people will not report your activity to the authorities.
Suggested Characteristics
You are a horrible person; peace was never an option.
| d8 | Personality Trait |
|---|---|
| 1 | I am a horrible person, inconveniencing and bothering any who gets in my way. |
| 2 | Peace was never an option. |
| 3 | Violence for violence's sake is the rule of beasts, and oh, how I am a monster. |
| 4 | It's not that I'm evil. I lack empathy, and I go into a dissociative state and commit atrocities. |
| 5 | To me, annoying the local guard is a nice way to get to know a new city. |
| 6 | No gods. No masters. |
| 7 | My language is as foul as a goose's nest. |
| 8 | I like a job well done. That's why everything is personal. |
| d6 | Ideal |
|---|---|
| 1 | Assistance. While I am indeed horrible, I use my skills to help those in need. (Good) |
| 2 | Fairness. I will not act horrible to those who do not deserve my wrath. (Lawful) |
| 3 | Chaos. To bother and inconvenience everything is to spread chaos throughout the land. (Chaotic) |
| 4 | Maliciousness. I am horrible because it makes me happy. (Evil) |
| 5 | Natural State. I am simply horrible. There's no deeper meaning behind it. (Neutral) |
| 6 | Aspiration. Someday I’ll achieve my goals, whatever they may be. (Any) |
| d6 | Bond |
|---|---|
| 1 | I have a list of actions that I must take against certain people. |
| 2 | Those who have wronged me will feel my slightly bothersome fury. |
| 3 | I’ll always remember the first person who told me that I'm horrible. |
| 4 | Back at home, I have someone that I love. I commit these mildly inconvenient acts to impress them. |
| 5 | I was told that I couldn't have something that I wanted, and I will get my due. |
| 6 | I follow the inscrutable will of the Untitled Goose, a being of pure chaos. |
| d6 | Flaw |
|---|---|
| 1 | My chaotic acts tend to land me in trouble. I don't see why. |
| 2 | I will always go the extra mile to bother, annoy, or inconvenience someone, even at the cost of shirking other responsibilities. |
| 3 | Once someone questions my horribleness, I never back down no matter how foolish the situation. |
| 4 | Once I start bothering others, it’s hard for me to stop. |
| 5 | I can’t help but pocket other people's possessions that I come across, even sentimental items with little to no monetary worth. |
| 6 | I am a horrible person. |
Comments