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You've lived alone all or most of your life. You have no people around you, and those that get close are quickly pushed away. Anyone who attempts to get close to you will inevitably leave you feeling confused. People often are astounded by how well you can deceive and trick people since you're rarely around them. Little do they know, you have a lot of experience with people, and with many people. You are constantly conversing with the voices in your head, whether out loud or silently, and there are many of them to talk to. You like to live in seclusion, but you can still live with or around people if the situation demands it. You don't fear people, you just tend to not like them, since they are always treating you like you're strange or stupid, or more commonly some combination of the two.

 
Skill Proficiencies: Skills: Deception, Slight of Hand
Tool Proficiencies: One type of musical instrument
Languages: One of your choice
Equipment: A small knife, a map of where you grew up, a map of where you live, a pet of your choice*, and a set of traveler's clothes.

*This pet must be a native beast of where you live, must have a size of Tiny or Small, a CR of les than 1 and must be unaligned. This pet cannot help you in combat 

 
Voices in your head

As a crazy *****, you tend to have a lot of company in your head at any time, with many voices trying to talk to you and suggest any course of action.

d20 Voices in your head
1 Roll again
2 Roll again
3 Roll again
4 Roll again
5 Roll again
6 Roll again
7 Roll again
8 Roll again
9 Roll again
10 You have 10 voices in your head. Lucky.
11 You have 11 voices in your head. That's not THAT bad.
12 You have 12 voices in your head. You could do a lot better than that.
13 You have 13 voices in your head. That's still not enough competition.
14 You have 14 voices in your head. Now we're getting somewhere.
15 You have 15 voices in your head. About the volume of a standard rock concert at all times.
16 You have 16 voices in your head. This is about what Thanksgiving dinner sounds like when someone brings up politics.
17 You have 17 voices in your head. This is just a standard marital 'discussion'
18 You have 18 voices in your head. Prepare for a lot of competition for your attention.
19 You have 19 voices in your head. Good luck with that.
20 You have 1d100+20 voices in your head, for maximum crazy *****.
 
Feature: Not a normal person

People around you are pretty uncomfortable when they see you. They tend to be more uncomfortable the closer they are to you. You have advantage on any ability checks that get non-hostile NPCs within 100 feet to **** off.

 
Suggested Characteristics

Crazy *****es are defined by their unorthodox lifestyle and unpredictable behavior. They aren't typically the most normal people and they tend to avoid any sort of bonds to anyone or anything. Most tend toward chaotic lifestyles and shun most senses of order.

d8 Personality Trait
1 I am constantly distracted by things that the voices in my head say or suggest. Once a voice in my head points something out, I must investigate it further.
2 I have no respect for authority. They don't know what it's like to be me.
3 I am determined to prove that everyone is as crazy as I am, no matter how they hide it from the world.
4 I am always picking up and inspecting small things that I do not see every day. If it's novel, it's worth looking at.
5 If you have something valuable, I have to get it, no matter what it is or who you are.
6 I love to say what people are hiding, and watching them unravel completely once their secret is out.
7 I am convinced that anyone who treats me as any semblance of sane is someone who is already plotting my destruction.
8 I treat the people around me as less than my pets. My pets listen to me, why don't you?
 
Tags:
Exploration
Deception
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