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Observe the modern wage slave. Packed into cubicles, offices, and behind service desks, they engage in a life-or-death struggle with boredom, impossible deadlines, impatient customers, and sadistic supervisors. They trek home on sketchy subways and vandalized buses to their coffin apartments, spending their meager paychecks on garbage instant noodles, barraged with endless attention-grabbing advertisements along the way.

They devote their precious free hours to watching comfortingly bland sitcoms and playing whatever game is most popular before passing out well after they should have gone to bed. They dream of success, of wealth, of fame, and other things they can never have.

The next day, the cycle begins again.

 
Skill Proficiencies: Choose two from among Deception, Persuasion, Perception, Sleight of Hand, Stealth, Survival
Tool Proficiencies: One type of artisan's tools
Languages: One of your choice
Equipment: A set of common clothes, a cheap employee of the month award, a set of artisan’s tools (one of your choice), and a credit stick with 500₵.
 
Wage Slave Job

Hey, at least you aren’t homeless on the mean streets. Love it, hate it, or just tolerate it, you require income from your job in order to live. You may have even been forced to take on multiple jobs. Choose one to three wage slave jobs or roll on the table below to define your ‘career’.

d11 Wage Slave Job
1 Store cleark
2 Office clerk
3 Secretary
4 Customer service
5 Transportation
6 Janitor
7 Factory worker
8 Fast food worker
9 Accountant
10 Software developer
11 Data analyst
 
Feature: Urban Survivor

You know the cheapest thrift stores, pawn shops, restaurants, and other stores where you can find discounts on everyday goods. You’re good at finding coupon codes and cut-rate prices for online shopping, event tickets, and public transportation. Additionally, you can make meals even when resources are very limited, such as from a fridge containing only condiments.

 
Suggested Characteristics

Being kept on a constant financial treadmill, where a wage slave’s continued employment allows them to just barely keep up with their bills, can do funny things to a person’s head, especially when there is little chance of improving their station. Often their lives are marked by a mix of desperation, drudgery, and boredom. While the vast majority of wage slaves are content just to survive, some few may try to pursue their escapist dreams.

d8 Personality Trait
1 I'm usually quiet, and speak when spoken to.
2 I’m probably the world’s biggest fan of...
3 The emotions I bottle up will eventually escape explosively
4 I’m diligent and hardworking, and that’s why people like me.
5 There’s always more ways to save money if you look hard enough.
6 I’m constantly slacking off on the job.
7 My free time is precious, and I hate when people waste it.
8 I’m afraid of dying alone.
d6 Ideal
1 Fate. The world wasn’t designed for me to succeed. (Any)
2 Compassion. At least I can make someone else’s day a little brighter. (Good)
3 Citizen. The best way to get by is to keep your head down. (Lawful)
4 Desperation. I’ve got nothing to lose. (Chaotic)
5 Ruthlessness. I’d do anything to improve my standard of living. (Evil)
6 Passion. I’m a creature of obsession. (Any)
d6 Bond
1 Important people forget that I’m there, so I overhear a lot of juicy secrets.
2 I’ve got a goal for retirement, but it won’t be easy to reach.
3 When I’m in charge, there’s going to be some changes around here.
4 I was fired from my job and I want revenge against my employer.
5 I’m drowning in debt and I’m willing to go to extremes to get out of it.
6 I’ve been waiting my whole life for my time to shine. Finally, I’ve found my chance.
d6 Flaw
1 I can’t get through the day sober.
2 I freeze up when I’m the center of attention.
3 I don’t care what happens to me, my life is pointless anyway.
4 I’m about as gullible as they come.
5 I crave approval from others and I’ll do anything to get it.
6 Everyone knows I’m a nobody, and who am I to disagree?
 
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