You're not the sharpest tool in the shed... nor the second... nor the third... You're famously stupid in your own way. 

Skill Proficiencies: Pick two proficiencies from the following: Athletics, Acrobatics, Survival, Animal Handling, Intimidation, Performance

Tool Proficiencies: You're just better with your hands than your head. Pick one from the following: Musical Instrument, Carpenter's Tools, Cook's Utensils, Painter's Supplies, Smith's Tools, Weaver's Tools, Woodcarver's Tools

Equipment: You get the choice of one set of tools, leather armor, and two melee weapons.

Suggested Characteristics

So, what kind of Village Idiot are you? Each one is special. 

d10	Personality Trait
1	Stupid and proud. I'm good at other things and I'm creative, so I don't need to be smart like everyone else.
2	Maybe I can't read, but I do remember the important things. Like the smell before rain or my best friend's favorite color.
3	I don't understand people. I like nature and animals, they never make me feel bad.
4	I'm trying to get smarter, I promise. I have a new mentor almost every week.
5	I give advice all the time! I love helping people. Not sure, though, if they listen to me.
6	Nerds frustrate me. If you use big words, I keep you at arms length.
7	It's not me, it's other people who are stupid. They don't understand my greatness.
8	I'm hot, I don't need to be able to read.
9	I was, in fact, raised by wolves. It's too late for me to learn what you want me to.
10	I accidentally break things all the time.

d10	Ideal
1	Sincerity. There's no good pretending to be something I'm not. (Neutral)
2	People. I help people who help me. (Neutral)
3	Charity. I might not be smart, but I give what I can. (Good)
4	Beauty. Taking something simple and making it beautiful is what life is about. (Good)
5	Might. If I'm strong, I can take what I want. (Evil)
6	Power. If can attain more power, no one can tell me what to do. Or look down on me. (Evil)
7	Independence. I'm a free spirit-- I do only what I want to. (Chaotic)
8	Limitless. Why limit myself with things I don't understand? I chase change and freedom. (Chaotic)
9	Aspiration. I'm going to make something of myself. (Any)
10	Self-knowledge. If I can know myself, there will be nothing left to learn. (Any)

d10	Bond
1	Nature never judges me and I belong with it.
2	I will become the strongest warrior there ever was.
3	I have friends (or family) that I will go to the ends of the earth to protect.
4	I'm only alive because of my village. I owe them everything.
5	Someday, I will become smart. Smarter. More smart. Hopefully.
6	I just want someone who loves me for me.
7	I fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.
8	I have to prove that I'm smarter than others think.
9	I need to prove myself to the people of my village. When I return, I will have glorious stories to tell them.
10	I want to fill my life (and my pockets) with shiny things.

d10	Flaw
1	Social situations and I don't mix well. I only talk about what I want to talk about.
2	I'm easy to take advantage of. I just assume people always have good intentions.
3	I am weak to pretty/shiny things.
4	I don't know how money works. I'm always in debt.
5	I can't think at all when I'm sad/mad/hungry.
6	If there's a plan, I forget it. Or sometimes I just flat ignore it.
7	Lying is impossible. I don't have a filter.
8	I'm totally blind to my shortcomings.
9	My deep insecurity about my intelligence makes me feel embarrassed and awkward. Like, all of the time.
10	I enjoy the delights and vices of the world a little too much.