Your a fallen human. Fallen from what exactly doesn’t matter, you fell, and now your determined, enough said.
(I couldn’t stand how cringe the original version of this thing was, so I updated it. Please forgive me for the pain I caused your brain.)
- Skill Proficiencies: Persuasion, do not add proficiency when trying to talk to goats.
- Tool Proficiencies: Somehow you are able to wield strange items as weapons, you gain proficiency with the following weapons; Club (Stick), Dagger (Worn Dagger), and battle pans (Burnt Pan).
- Languages: You used to speak English, but now the game’s been released in Japanese, so you speak that too.
- Equipment: You carry a random stick you picked up. You also have a bandaid.
You know something many don’t— what EXP and LV actually stand for. How? Probably after you murdered someone, then talked to a comedian. I’m sure that information coming from someone who spends his days drinking ketchup and watching science fiction is completely reliable.
EXP stands for EXecution Points, notice that in canon D&D, you only gain EXP from slaying monsters.
Suggested Characteristics
You cannot give up just yet! Poopy! Stay determined...
| d4 | Personality Trait |
|---|---|
| 1 | The fandom interprets me as a pacifist who’s too pure and innocent for this world. |
| 2 | The fandom interprets me as a manic who loves to murder things. |
| 3 | The fandom interprets me as being thirsty over a skeleton, please help. |
| 4 | The fandom thinks I only have a personally because they control me. They’re incorrect, my personality trait is that I ignore you when somebody else is talking. |
| d3 | Ideal |
|---|---|
| 1 | People think I hold pacifism as an ideal. |
| 2 | People think I hold Power as an ideal. |
| 3 | People don’t think I can hold any other ideal, only Power or Pacifisism… it’s not like there’s any other way to do things. |
| d8 | Bond |
|---|---|
| 1 | The fandom thinks I have a crush on goat-mom, please help. |
| 2 | The fandom thinks I have a crush on goat-boy, please help. |
| 3 | The fandom thinks I have a crush on the tall skeleton man, please help. |
| 4 | The fandom thinks I have a crush on the short skeleton man, please help. |
| 5 | The fandom thinks I have a crush on the angry fish lady, please help. |
| 6 | The fandom thinks I have a crush on a sweaty nerd, please for the love of god help me. |
| 7 | The fandom thinks I have a crush on the sad ghost, they’re absolutely correct. |
| 8 | Nobody ships me with goat-dad, I’m not complaining, but I feel bad for the poor guy. |
| d4 | Flaw |
|---|---|
| 1 | You’re garbage at this game, and now I’m sore from getting hit so much. |
| 2 | I went blind after seeing fan art of everyone, I actually don’t want to see again after that. |
| 3 | After seeing all the AUs people have made, I now understand why the first human hated humanity… I honestly hate you guys too. |
| 4 | My face is stuck in the same expression, only the short skeleton man can see through my forced expression. |
Okay, you fell too, but unlike the normal variant, you end up dying to a goat.
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