Let's be honest here - the goblins were asking for it. Whether you've been a rude tude dude since birth or you just got fed up - you went berserk in the Goblin Kingdom. Slappin' buns. Barking orders. You really seem to know how to make 'em suffer. It's a useful talent after all - and one that you're willing to use to your advantage.
In your dominant role, you know how to make 'em scream and you promise to deliver! Common sense should tell others to stay away from you, the goblins keep on coming! You know how to persuade and intimidate almost anyone into doing what you need!
- Skill Proficiencies: Skill proficiencies: Intimidation, Deception
- Tool Proficiencies: Tool Proficiencies: Poisoner's Kit, Thieves' Tools
- Equipment: Equipment: Red leaf crown, spanking paddle (+2 to hit, 1d4 damage), tools of your preferred torture (a speaker that emits mouth sounds, paper of endless 1d4 papercuts, or splinter stick 1d4 to both), and a pouch containing 15 gold pieces
1. Spankings
2. Wedgies
3. Swirlies
4. Tripping
5. Flicking
6. Dealer's Choice!
By becoming the Goblin King, you have created a second identity that includes documentation, established acquaintances, and disguises that allow you to assume that persona. Additionally, you can forge documents including official papers and personal letters, as long as you have seen an example of the kind of document or the handwriting you are trying to copy.
Suggested Characteristics
Personality Traits:
1. I fall in and out of love easily, and am always pursuing someone.
2. I have a joke for every occasion, especially occasions where humor is inappropriate.
3. I always try for flattery first, and if that doesn't work - violence!
4. I'm a born gambler who can't resist taking a risk for a potential payoff.
5. I lie about almost everything for no good reason!
6. Sarcasm and insults are my weapons of choice.
7. I have a disguise for every kingdom I go to, and backstories for them all.
8. I pocket anything and everything.
Ideal:
1. I am a free spirit—no one tells me what to do.
2. I never bully anyone who's already getting bullied.
3. I distribute all my loot among my pals equally.
4. I always come up with a unique way to bully someone.
5. Material goods come and go, but spankings are forever!
6. I'm determined to be the King of all of Ooo!
Bond:
1. I bullied the wrong person, and now I'm on the run, hoping they never cross my path.
2. I owe everything I have to my mentor - a horrible rat in the Candy Kingdom dungeons.
3. Somewhere out there, I have a kiddo who's growing up without me there to bully them.
4. I came from a noble family, and I will bully my way back to the crown!
5. A bully killed someone I love. Someday soon, I'll get my revenge.
6. I bullied a person who didn't deserve it, and I'm seeking to atone for the damage I caused them.
Flaw:
1. I can't resist a pretty face.
2. I'm always in debt. I'm always spending my gold before I have it...
3. I'm convinced that nobody could ever bully me the way I bully others.
4. I've got sticky fingers. Literally and figuratively.
5. I can't resist bullying those bigger than me. I'm a sucker for a challenge.
6. I'm addicted to bullying others, a sadist.
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