
*Functional backround for comedic purposes (p.s. your voice sounds like Rex from the "Rex vs. Cell" youtube series).*
Blessed with stature and muscles, you have always been a towering and intimidating pressence even amongst other fellow goliaths. Due to your given stature, you've developed a bit of a bloated ego mixed in with some comedic witt, and it has made you absolutely detestable and borderline deplorable to others around you for most of your life. You're the only person who finds your jokes to be hilarious and for this reason, you've been alienated and wondering about the world on your own, never having a place to settle down, as you always seem to piss everyone else off enough to be "THE" reject. Slowly, but surely, your antics and behavior have garnered you a reputation for being an Absolute Prick, and people seem far more annoyed or ammused (predominantly by creatures alligned chaotically) by you, rather than feeling intimidated. Over the course of your seemingly endless journey with no end or clear objective in sight, you've decided to lend your aid to those whom would have you on their journey.
- Skill Proficiencies: You have proficiency with Performance and Survival.
- Languages: Having journeyed with a host of interesting individuals, your quips and antics garnered you favor with a few ex-party memebers (chaotically alligned) and they've aided you in learning their respective languages to viciously mock and annoy a few of their friends not only for yours, but their ammusement as well.
You speak two additional languages of your choice.
"IT WAS FUNNY WAS IT NOT?"
Your incessant barrage of jokes for your own amusent either amuse or annoy just about everyone around you.
You gain the Vicious Mockery cantrip.
Spell List
Spell Level | Spells |
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Cantrip | vicious mockery |

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