Florida Man

"Perhaps you were just a visitor lost or trapped in this forsaken land, or perhaps you have the misfortune of calling this place your home". Choose or randomly determine the tragic event the befell you to land you in the swamps of Florida.

The only place Florida Man fits in is Florida, but you've learned to adapt. When you are in a civilized settlement, you can find a place to hide, rest, or recuperate on the streets on in a crowded tavern. Passersby dare not approach, and guards are also reluctant to approach. You can get away with minor criminal offenses, such as refusing to pay for food at a tavern or breaking down doors at a local shop, since most people will not report your activity to the authorities. 

You don't mean to cause problems, they just seem to crop up around you. You've found the best way to deal with them is to drown it out. When you go missing, your friends know which benches in which city squares are your favorite to sleep on. If you're not there, they also know where to bring your bail money. A normal person's body couldn't endure this, but for you it's just Tuesday. Despite all of the obstacles in your life, things seem to have a way of working out. 

You don't have proficiency in that skill, you just think you do. As a bonus action, Florida Man is able to consume one dose of alcohol or other illegal substance. Roll a d20. On a roll of a 1 or a 2, you fall unconscious for an hour and wake up with 1 level of exhaustion. On any other roll, you're able to grant yourself proficiency on 1 ability check for the next 10 minutes.

This ability can't be used again until you've failed an ability check. You have a number of uses equal to your proficiency bonus, resetting after a long rest.