Florida Man (Variant)

You don't mean to cause problems, they just seem to crop up around you. You've found the best way to deal with them is to drown it out. When you go missing, your friends know which benches in which city squares are your favorite to sleep on. If you're not there, they also know where to bring your bail money. A normal person's body couldn't endure this, but for you it's just Tuesday. Despite all of the obstacles in your life, things seem to have a way of working out. 

Skill Proficiencies: Choose two of the following: Survival, Animal Handling, Nature, Intimidation, and Deception

Tool Proficiencies: A net, Basic Fishing Equipment, a Disguise Kit, and Vehicles (Water)

 

Languages: You speak Common and only common, because "If you don't speak Common, you can get the hell out!". If you would normally be granted additional languages through your race or through a feat, you can instead select a tool or skill proficiency (discuss with your DM to determine if any proficiencies are restricted). 

Equipment: A net, Basic Fishing Equipment, a iron pot, a set of common clothes, and a pouch containing 10 gp

Suggested Characteristics

The magic forces that twisted your mind and soul are as unknowable as they are mischievous. There's no telling what effect that might have on a person.

d6	Personality Trait
1	To me, a tavern brawl is a nice way to get to know a new city.
2	If there's trouble brewing, I have to step in, but nobody knows which side I'll be on.
3	When I set my mind to something, I follow through no matter what gets in my way.
4	I have a strong sense of fair play, but not necessarily the problem-solving to back it up.
5	Thinking is for other people. I prefer action.
6	I get bored easily. What's there to do around here for fun?

d6	Ideal
1	Kinship. Even when things hit the fan, I'm there for my comrades (Good)
2	Fairness. Nobody is above the law, which is why we should team up against it. (Lawful)
3	Independence. I am a free spirit—no one tells me what to do. (Chaotic)
4	Renown. I do whatever I think will make the best story tomorrow, I can't wait to hear about it. (Any)
5	Sincerity. There's no points in putting on airs, I saw whatever comes to mind. (Neutral)
6	Greed. I'll be holding onto that. More gold means bigger parties. (Evil)

d6	Bond
1	I have a family, but I have no idea where they are. One day, I hope to see them again.
2	My no good ex-"business" partner stole from me, and I'm out for revenge.
3	I have a prosthetic hand because an alligator ate my real one.
4	I've become bitter rivals with the boat salesman who refused to haggle with me.
5	My child was taken from me and adopted by a loving family. I will have my revenge.
6	I'm intent on re-kindling things with my first wife, despite the fact that she wants nothing to do with me.

d6	Flaw
1	My schemes to avoid hard work usually make things worse for everyone.
2	If somebody challenges me, I'll never back down.
3	I keep an actual list of those I mean to seek revenge on, even if I've forgotten why I'm seeking it.
4	I have a weakness for the vices of the city, especially hard drink.
5	I have an idea that would help, and I won't listen to why it's wrong.
6	After a drink or two, I have a habit of pocketing items and forgetting about it.

Contacts

When you say "I know a guy", those who know you know that nothing good can come of it, and yet it proves true time and time again. Despite having no ties to a criminal network, you never seem to have a problem finding someone to acquire illegal substances or other black market items.