
You like cheese more than i do
- Skill Proficiencies: You are proficient in all dexterity, strength, and charisma checks. You have negative proficiency in religion.
- Tool Proficiencies: You are proficient with Napoleon Dynamite.
- Languages: You speak awesomesauce, common, and three languages of the DM's choice.
- Equipment: You have an Apparatus of Kwalish and a bag of holding filled with as much Platinum Points as it can carry.
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When you roll a check or saving throw you get +1d4 to roll. If you get a nat 1 you lose this background, starting items, money, and all of your HP.
Spell List
Has Ravenous Void
Spell Level | Spells |
---|---|
4th | giant insect |
9th | wish |
He is too awesome to not have Ravenous Void at level 4
Suggested Characteristics
All the girls and most men want him because he is buff and hot
Contacts
He can contact all cleric patrons and warlock supreme eldritch demons/pancakes and can eat them to cast the spell "True Stroke" at level 8, it is True Strike but you have a stroke and it is wonderful, everyone within the world must make a DC 273636 intelligence saving thorw with advantage or also have a stroke unless they are the awesom man girlfiend
You have the ability to speak in any accent
You can speak the scottish acceng

PEAK