Fourth Wall Breaker

you break the 4th wall to your D&D game. Think of it as divinity but not divinity...

Skill Proficiencies: 2 skills of your choosing

Tool Proficiencies: 1 tool of your choosing

Languages: 1 language of your choosing

Equipment: a small bag that if lost will always end up in your possession after being lost,stolen,etc. In This bag contains the pictures of all your party members controllers or pics of the players. If you put anything into this bag it will be lost but will return to you after a while determined by the DM the DM can also choose to make the item disappear forever or do with it as they please like giving it to the main villein for example. (aka don't put anything in this bag). You can also put this bag outside of the game it must be palm sized and this way it can't be lost but your character needs to break the 4th wall to retrieve the bag from next to you (put it in your pocket or something if your character has it) it takes a Bonus Action to retrieve if in combat. It also stores all the other 4th wall breaking items mentioned bellow. The bag looks very old and has many many stitches and other pieces of cloth sewn onto it. The bag can only be Dispelled by a level 9 dispel spell.

An Hourglass that doesn't has sand in it but to the 4th wall breaker its a clock that displays real time, like lets say in one combat turn suppose to take 6 seconds but actually takes 2 minutes in real time your character will know this by looking at this hourglass

A D20 Dice weapon with a range of 40 feet, your character has to roll the dice which is an action and what ever it lands on is the damage done, If the Dice is rolled on a 18-20 the Dice is automatically put into the bag

A Platinum Coin that can't be taken out of the Bag

Suggested Characteristics

Talk to the sky and or your actually self. To others you look like a crazy man talking to himself. 

...i really don't know what to put here...