you used to be a jock in high school, always bullying the freaks and nerds that came your way, you managed to get ALL the girls. Popular kids swarmed you and people called you cliche, but you didn't mind, words didn't hurt you, and you just beat up the people who annoyed you anyway 

Skill Proficiencies: choose 2 of either: Athletics, Acrobatics, Persuasion, or Intimidation

Tool Proficiencies: choose one of either: Smith's tools, Leatherworker's tools, or Forgery kit

Languages: languages: you don't get any languages, linguistics are for nerds

Equipment: equipment: a bat, a basketball/a ball of whatever sport you play, hundreds of confession letters from secret admirers, and the lunch money you stole