At first, there was nothingness. Just the roiling cosmic energy that would eventually be condensed and spat out of your mother into the God or Goddess you have suddenly become. You have nothing, no experience, not even a friend, much less a position in the Pantheon…. but what you do have is an unmistakable air about you that people can’t help but notice. Some even feel compelled to do what you tell them… or hate you for no reason…

 

Skill Proficiencies: You can pick between any of your skills for proficiency. Welcome to godhood.

Tool Proficiencies: Yep. Pick one. Or two. I don’t give a shit you’re a god.

Languages: Not this one, boss. You know Celestial, but you can pick another language because **** it, you’re a goddamned god.