You’re definitely just a normal person, and not three goblins in a trench coat. You like normal tall person things, like seeing over crowds and reaching tall shelves. Even the assertion that you’re three goblins in a trench coat is frankly insulting, as a matter of fact. You’re just a regular tall person wearing a lumpy trench coat, walking awkwardly. Definitely nothing weird about that.

Skill Proficiencies: Insight and Deception

Tool Proficiencies: Disguise kit

Equipment: Choose A or B: (A) 2 Daggers, Thieves' Tools, Gaming Set (any), Bedroll, 2 Pouches, Traveler’s Clothes, 16 GP; or (B) 50 GP