Times are tough. As a middle aged being, you gotta move out of your parents' basement someday! At least that's what MelenaTheSlight8994 told you upon breaking up with you over a Ye Olde Discord call. Invigorated, fueled by the fires of rejection, you finally take initiative and land a job at the local Burger Monarch. An excellent job, it pays well enough that your parents finally kick you out. Unfortunately, Burger Monarch would soon be sued into the ground for infringing upon the actual monarch's title. Your only choice now is adventure, adventure I say!
- Skill Proficiencies: As a line cook, you had obtained "gainful employment". Therefore, you gained much knowledge from the experience. After all, I doubt you'll EVER forget what happened on March 21, 1256.
- Languages: In this line of work, you were bound to meet a varied and colorful cast of characters. Learning one language was easy enough due to being around the respective race often! After all, I doubt you'll ever forget the words they had you utter in respect on March 21, 1256!
Suggested Characteristics
| d4 | Personality Trait |
|---|---|
| 1 | I'm... erm... the Strong and Silent type |
| 2 | I-I'm brave! I'll protect my friends... No matter what! |
| 3 | To me, friendship and family is the most important thing. Maybe the real Corpus' trove... was the friends we made along the way! |
| 4 | I'm the alpha, a lone wolf sort. |
| d4 | Ideal |
|---|---|
| 1 | I believe all women are queens, and I frequently refer to them as "M'lady" |
| 2 | I believe that some people are born Chads. Me? I was born a chud. :( |
| 3 | You know, Andrew Tate was right. 80% of women DO only like 20% of men. |
| 4 | I absolutely DETEST the homosexual community. Like, why do they do that? You fit a dick in another dick, so whats the point? Two women together? Gross. Thats utterly disgusting. Id rather die than ever live through a fate even similar to such a thing. |
| d4 | Bond |
|---|---|
| 1 | I someday hope to return to the basement, in which my beloved Gabriella lies (Gabriella is a Fortnite body pillow). |
| 2 | Sometimes, I weep in the long hours of the night. I weep for the absence of my 30,000g Funko Pop Collection from my life. |
| 3 | I hope to upgrade my charisma for my Elven Fine Shite, whom I met on Ye Olde Tinder. I don't know the language, but I think she's into me (She has you blocked on all Social Media platforms, every last one of them)! |
| 4 | I love my Kindle more than anything. My most re-read books are Credence, Pucking Around and Torn. |
| d4 | Flaw |
|---|---|
| 1 | Mentally Challenged. |
| 2 | Mentally Ill. |
| 3 | Mentally Disabled. |
| 4 | Mentally Impaired. |
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