You are someone that has seen the multiverse through your own eyes, though you may not always remember it at times. These past lives of yours can range from just about anything, causing you to have many skills that you don't know about. Sometimes, you get a flash from a past life, granting you proficiency int that skill.
- Skill Proficiencies: Roll the table.
- Tool Proficiencies: Roll the table.
- Languages: Roll the table.
- Equipment: Roll the table.
Table O' Proficiencies
| d100 | Table O' Proficiencies |
|---|---|
| 1 | Fast Grave Digging |
| 2 | Frying a Mean Egg |
| 3 | Pretending to be Asleep |
| 4 | Rope Trick |
| 5 | Bureacracy |
| 6 | Paperwork |
| 7 | Urinating While Riding Side Saddle |
| 8 | Making Duck Noises |
| 9 | Door Kicking |
| 10 | Snake Cooking |
| 11 | Origami |
| 12 | Swimsuit Seamstressing |
| 13 | Knife Juggling |
| 14 | Chicken Juggling |
| 15 | Lasso-ing |
| 16 | Bedbug Handling |
| 17 | Egg Handling |
| 18 | Chicken Counting |
| 19 | Wine Identification |
| 20 | Scratching |
| 21 | Wooden Nickel Detection |
| 22 | Laughing Evilly |
| 23 | Climbing Stairs (2 at a time) |
| 24 | Styling Hair |
| 25 | Opening Jars |
| 26 | Opening Jars |
| 27 | Staring Contests |
| 28 | Shushing a Crowd |
| 29 | Balancing on Uneven Surfaces |
| 30 | Naming Exact Colors |
| 31 | Predicting the Weather |
| 32 | Knitting |
| 33 | Building perfectly balanced towers of objects |
| 34 | Cigarette Rolling proficiency |
| 35 | Halfling Punting |
| 36 | Drinking Contest |
| 37 | Running with Heels on |
| 38 | Peeing on demand |
| 39 | Sleeping standing up |
| 40 | Thumb Wrestling |
| 41 | XTreme Horse & Cart Drifting |
| 42 | Eating anything |
| 43 | Tea-Making |
| 44 | Spitting |
| 45 | Limerick Poetry |
| 46 | Insulting |
| 47 | Voodoo Doll |
| 48 | Shreddin' it |
| 49 | Killer Curveball |
| 50 | Human Pretzel |
| 51 | Ignoring things |
| 52 | Goatball |
| 53 | Goatball |
| 54 | Corpse Lifting |
| 55 | Rope Snapping |
| 56 | Melee Instrumentalism |
| 57 | Furniture Combat |
| 58 | One-Handed Barrel Lifting |
| 59 | Intimidation via Arm Wrestling |
| 60 | Rock Hurling |
| 61 | Bear Hug Grappling |
| 62 | Ladder Climbing Under Duress |
| 63 | Silent Step Over Crunchy Leaves |
| 64 | Spoon Fencing |
| 65 | Coin Snatching |
| 66 | Advanced Finger Guns |
| 67 | Limb Disentanglement |
| 68 | Parkour via Laundry Lines |
| 69 | Tabletop Sliding |
| 70 | Butter Knife Precision |
| 71 | Evasive Drunken Stumbling |
| 72 | Acrobatic Theft |
| 73 | Iron Stomach |
| 74 | Unconscious Endurance |
| 75 | Expert Tolerance |
| 76 | Cough Suppression |
| 77 | Long-Haul Running |
| 78 | Survival Napping |
| 79 | Emotional Durability |
| 80 | Pain Ignorance |
| 81 | Cold Resistance (via Willpower Alone) |
| 82 | Wound Licking (Self-Healing Propensity) |
| 83 | Obscure Fact Recall |
| 84 | Deciphering Bad Handwriting |
| 85 | Mathematical Insult Crafting |
| 86 | Cursed Artifact Identification |
| 87 | Eldritch Writing Interpretation |
| 88 | Legal Loophole Exploitation |
| 89 | Speed Reading Only Trashy Novels |
| 90 | Memory of Inconsequential Events |
| 91 | Mimic Spotting |
| 92 | Unnecessary Equation Solving |
| 93 | Cow Sensing |
| 94 | Deadpan Sarcasm Detection |
| 95 | Squirrel Whisperer |
| 96 | Weather Prediction via Joint Pain |
| 97 | Ghost Awareness |
| 98 | Can Tell When Someone is Lying (But Can’t Prove It) |
| 99 | Dream Interpretation (Mostly Correct) |
| 100 | Tavern Fire Escape Expertise |
Feature: Roll the Profieciency
Once per round of combat (or when the DM/player sees fit) the player rolls a d100 and acquires the specific proficiency from that table.
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