It's unclear whether your jabbering gets you out of trouble or deeper into it, but you clearly know how to navigate trouble. You've made your name by outsmarting people rather than befriending them (and disappearing when situations go awry). If it weren't for that extra little sparkle in your eye, you'd surely be dead by now.

Ability Scores: Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence

Feat: Psi Trickster (2025 Psion UA)

Skill Proficiencies: Deception and Stealth

Tool Proficiencies: Thieves’ Tools

Equipment: Choose A or B: (A) 2 Daggers, Thieves’ Tools, Crowbar, 2 Pouches, Traveler’s Clothes, 16 GP; or (B) 50 GP