Disturbed Muppet

You emerged from a place few would consider normal—maybe a cursed orphanage, a forgotten dimension of laughter and pain, or just far too much time alone with your imagination. You see the world through a childlike lens, but your understanding of friendship, violence, and social cues is… off. You mean well. Probably.

Ability Scores: You may increase one ability score of your choice by 1.

Feat: Your twisted innocence and uncanny charm hint at something otherworldly—perhaps a touch of fey magic woven into your stuffed friend, your creepy lullabies, or that bloodstained blanket you call "comfort." Whether you realize it or not, magic leaks out of you like giggles in the dark. You gain the Fey Touched feat. 

Skill Proficiencies: You are equally skilled at entertaining a crowd with your puppet or disappearing into the shadows while humming a lullaby. You also are really good at stabilizing people with hugs for some reason. You choose to gain two proficiencies in Performance, Stealth, Medicine, or Slight of Hand. 

Tool Proficiencies: You gain proficiency with the Disguise Kit and one gaming set of your choice. Your strange upbringing involved theatrical costumes and made-up games that only you (and your puppet) understand.

Languages: You can speak, read, and write one additional language of your choice. This is usually something creepy or obscure, like Deep Speech, Abyssal, or Sylvan—languages you claim were whispered to you by your “imaginary friends.”

Equipment: You begin with:
- A tattered and bloodstained child’s blanket worn as a cape 
-  Mr. Wiggles: A handmade hand puppet that may or may not talk back
- a old ragged juice box for keeping a "hug" Count
- A bag of mismatched teeth labeled “friendship tokens”

Spell List

choose from Misty Step, Dissonate Whispers, Disguise self, or Hideous laughter to cast at 1st level once per long rest

Spell Level	Spells
1st	disguise self, dissonant whispers, hideous laughter
2nd	misty step

Suggested Characteristics

d8	Personality Trait
1	1. I giggle when people scream—it’s just so joyful!
2	2. I greet everyone like a long-lost best friend.
3	3. I never blink during conversations.
4	4. I hum lullabies while sharpening my daggers.
5	5. I name all my weapons like they’re my children.
6	6. I don’t understand why people get upset when I take their teeth.
7	7. I give disturbingly heartfelt compliments at the worst times.
8	8. I think everyone needs a hug. Even the bad guys. Especially the bad guys.

d6	Ideal
1	1. Friendship. Everyone is just a future friend—sometimes you have to stab your way into their heart.
2	2. Freedom. Rules are for boring people. Elmo does what he wants!
3	3. Loyalty. Once you hug me back, I’ll never leave you. Ever.
4	4. Joy. If people aren't smiling, I must not be trying hard enough.
5	5. Chaos. I brings surprise hugs, surprise knives, surprise everything!
6	6. Innocence. Elmo doesn't know what "evil" means. Elmo’s just having fun!

d4	Bond
1	1. Mr. Wiggles (my puppet) is my oldest friend. He tells me secrets no one else can hear.
2	2. I’m collecting a tooth from every "friend" I meet.
3	3. Someone once gave me a real hug. I must protect them forever.
4	4. My bloody blanket cape is sacred. Without it, I’m just a puppet with no strings.

d4	Flaw
1	1. I don’t know the difference between hugs and violence.
2	2. When someone cries, I laugh. When someone laughs, I cry.
3	3. I keep hearing voices no one else can hear—and they’re getting louder.
4	5. I think pain is funny. Especially others